Me: We're back; and it's actually the one year anniversary of Maya and I working together… though back then we referred to her as Max, aren't clones great?
Maya: Has really been a full year, since you kidnaped me and forced me to go to school with you?
Me: Yes, yes it has.
White: But that's not all that's going on is it?
Me: No, actually I'd like to now the spin off to Kingdom Hearts: Galaxy of Fanfiction; it's going to be a retelling of the Legend of Zelda: the Oracle of Seasons and Ages using the cast of Galaxy of Fanfiction. So keep your eyes open for that.
Angel: Quick heads up guys because Zorua obviously isn't going to say it; this chapter is a filler chapter for not having an actual update in so long.
Me: Yeah real sorry about that, I think I've said it before I have a lot of ongoing projects but I am working on them all. Also I started doing a Pokémon leaf green let's play on youtube; I should have a link to my channel on my profile if you want to see it. Now N if you would do the disclaimer.
N: If Zorua owned it, it would be cannon and Sora and Kairi would actually talk like Mike and Jessie.
Candace: Enjoy
When I woke up again; I found I knew a fire spell. How in the hell did that happen?
Don't ask questions and just accept it; it'll make things way easier. For example, I could be wondering why the first thing you noticed was something you shouldn't have; instead of the fact that you're tied to a chair, or how about the giant blue and orange panda dancing outside in space. Yet I've learned to just accept it.
You're right, maybe I should see if he can talk; I struggle against the ropes, only to discover that they had somehow disappeared. Shrugging I reach over to the window, yanking it open; I stick my head out into the cold void of space.
"Can you talk?" I call to the panda; cupping my hands around my mouth to make sure it can hear me. Stopping its dance, the creature stares at me; its eyes seem to hold the knowledge, of all the universes useless facts.
"I'm Lingling, the mystic space panda; and I know the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Do you want to hear it?" The creature now identified as Lingling asks, resuming her dance. I slam my window shut, now regretting my decision; who in the hell wants to hear the answer to a question they don't even freaking know?
"Maya he's awake," a voice called from just in front of me; looking forward I find myself on the ceiling… weird.
What the hell did I just get through telling you?
I know but still…
Look, I'm just trying to save you and the readers, the headache of logic and reason; when in this story it will be drop kicked against a wall repeatedly without rhyme or reason.
"White, he has that far off look again," a new voice complained, though it sounded far off and quiet. Though me slamming into the ground did bring my attention away from you guys and back to that distant painful place.
"I told turning on the article gravity would work." The first voice, I believe she's called White, bragged. Pulling myself from the hard cold metallic ground; the room began spinning random colored lights exploding in front of my eyes. Wait I know this feeling; I forgot to feed my big toe a hippo while sacrificing the eight essences of nature to the god of time, uthulu.
'No, that's not it, you probably have a concussion,' Jessie countered her voice all echoey. She was probably right, but I could still be the correct one. 'You're thing would destroy the land of Holodrum.'
A bottle exploding on the side of my head pulled me from my thoughts. The first thing I heard explained why I now had some goopy green liquid dripping down my face. "Maya, you don't throw a potion at someone for it to take effect; they drink it… I think."
"No, you don't; potions taste worse than a three month old Big Mac left out in the sun, dropped in a truck stop toilet, dried off with a high school basketball players never been washed lucky gym sock, served in a hobo filled public park's sand box, with three year old milk to wash it down. Trust me White potions are not to be consumed!" Maya said shuddering; my world just returning back to its non-spinning self. Wait, she's joking about the taste right? I mean it could taste worse than that; but who knows that burger might be delicious!
Mike that burger would taste disgusting and could possibly kill you.
"Alright, let's get going," Maya said; suddenly a tab with nine boxes and ten hearts appeared in my vision. What the heck is going on?
'It's a gimmick; the author must have thought it would make this world more authentic. Welcome to Minecraftia.' Jessie explained sighing; just as the cockpit door slid shut behind me.
(Undisclosed location)
"Israphel the keyblade wielder and the king's lackeys are on your world. You must find your worlds keyhole before they have a chance to seal it up," The witch Medusa ordered. The pale man in front of her said nothing just gave a simple nod on his way out showing he understood.
Medusa smiled looking over the holographic image of her foes. Soon, yes very soon she would deal with them; but first she would need to go eat; it was almost three in the afternoon and she had yet to eat since the previous day.
Me: There you go; we have just entered the minecraft world. Things you should note, I'm not actually basing this off the story line of the game; because well there really isn't a story line. Instead I'm taking the plot to the youtube series the shadow of Israphel by the bluexephos.
Maya: We don't really have much else to say but this. The spinoff we are taking suggestions for roles and because we don't have enough for the entire cast including bosses we are looking for kingdom hearts characters to fill them; so tell who you would like to see in Legend of Zelda: the Oracles of Fanfiction.
Angel: Review.
