Haruhi works at a hamburger joint. Part one.
Haruhi was flipping a mean hamburger when her boss called her. "Haruhi we need you to go deliver some burgers to the kids In the park." Haruhi was afraid of gangrape. "kyone accompany me to the county jail." The sos brigade woke up. Haruhi woke up. Her alarm was buzzing BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ lightyear to the rescue. "Ahh thank the almighty god it was just a dream I only have work in one hour(s)." Haruhi then realized she was late for her mad milking burger task. Im dude she dude we all dude. Haruhi was a fussy little bnitch you had a really picky tastein good fan fiction. She could either stop bitching and let the rest of the fucking novel be complete or keep sucking dick like the small 90's whore she may or may been. Kyon was walking Pluto when aan asteroid desteroid destroyed desproau. He died. Yuki nagato was earning a living on her burger job, her and haruhi were sisters . sisters. They worked all night at the good burger store home of the hard hammy. They would stay overtime to make more money so they could also be more of a help to community. Haruhi was no go to school shes a robot in this fan fic. Kyon was bored of haruhi lazer bombing his pants HEY HARUHI STOP IT IM ON TWITTER. Ginger chick was feeling her boobs when haruhi was getting a perv on so she feeled her boobs every feelling boobs kyon wanted to boobs he had none. Poor haruhi haruhi was a robot who just undergone a burger joint club anishiation and it was pounding her head because she had a head drama those hurt shes maybe a robot? But shes only a girl. At best. She really needs kyon to help make her women. Ahhhhwhww yeah hot lemons cuming up. It was a hawt steamy afternoon, enough steam to censor all the privates and haruhi had just come back from the womens changing room/shelter where she got her perv on. Kyon wanted to go eat a hamburger so he thought hey haruhi is my bro she works at good hamburger lets all go down sos brigade. and they had frisky floor sex.
Haruhi had just finished her exams she felt releaved she was kidnapped. Kyon was looking at the latest memes he found and bookmarked meme gag and haruhi was angry so she beat him and then she got kidnapped. Mikuru was trying to get on kyons "Good guy side"when he started swearing and drinking he was mad because the school computers had blocked all the funny memes. Oh yeah itsuki. Yuki was waiting for the bus it was a busy day there was not a seat to be found an old wise man invited her to his home for coffiee she declined and was raped on the bus by the driver after they came she died.
The next day they found haruhi in the lost and found she was missing a few limbs its okay its whats on the inside that matters she was pregnant she was raped by the night shift janitor. Haruhi was on ebay she wanted crack, kyon was inserting the dragon dildo into his sister she screamed and died. The talking cat was there he wanted in haruhis pants and she put him in her pants but she sat on him crushing his internal organs
And eventually aka 1 minnute later flattening him to death ive gotta pee said haruhi so she looked both ways and said kyon cmere my vajayjays making lemonade and he died. Then she got fired for employee harassment she would roleplay mk9 freddies fatality in the kitchen which killed yuki but she was awesome so she came. Back as a vampire zombie who loved sucky suckie. Then jaruhi attacked the Malaysian prime president she wanted her cat back. Hong kong was nuked they didn't give me mymail yet im bored. Larry the lobster cable man was busy giving haruhis ome mean head when she pulled a gun out her craw and he died. Kyon was trying to get a summer job like haruhi he was jelous of her success and popularity among the neckbeards he went to basken 32 robins he asked them for a job they said no plese go he went in the ice cream bins taking death by chocolate to the next level. Yuki nagato was at a car wash washing cars and sucking the DIC she loved mlp no wait she loved MVP. Yuki nagato she died. Ms ashahina and kyon were on theyre first date. "Can I get you something to drink ms ajhsahina ?" Kyon was being polite he had boogers coming out of his nose and was homosexual so he started feeling upp inuyasha who thought this was gross and kagomii was saying sit inuyasha a bunchso his face kept getting pound into kyons anul cavities this forced them to be sent to the hospital to get his face outta dat ass. Yuki was the doctor she had been playing operation a lot to preparre and she shoved some toungues up kyons but and removed his colon whoops hey haruhi giuiimmeie mc double. Kyon had just been dumped by haruhi she said "Kyon I need a more mature man in my life like bob or margrert" Kyon wwas tearing up he had only one bullet in his shot gun he shot haruhi he was mad at god god promised him hoes and money. Kyon realized he was not japeanse but rather a koraen he moved the show ended the fanbase slowly died the end.