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PlayWizard has come by exclusive rights for this interview with new wife and Holyhead Harpies' co-captain, Lily Krum, age 18!
PlayWizard: Please list your pertinent stats for our readers!
Lily Krum: age; just eighteen, four eleven, eighty two pounds, Slytherin, married to Septimus Krum (personal assistant to the Minister of Magic), daughter of Harry Potter (Auror) and Ginny Weasley-Potter (Daily Prophet sports reporter and former Chaser for the Holyhead Harpies.) I'm a vegan, tattooed punk who likes to drink and sing.
PW: Tell us about your newest tattoo!
LK: It is a back piece that extends over my right shoulder and down my right arm. It's comprised of vines, leaves and ancient ruins. Herbology and ruins were my best subjects at Hogwarts. There's a lot of hidden and personal messages.
PW: Like what?
LK: There are symbols for my huge family, for my husband Septimus, whom I call Set, and for my first love.
PW: Septimus was not your first love?
LK: That's correct.
PW: We at PlayWizard have to ask; who was your first love?
LK: He was in that part of my life that was really dark and this man was there for me in a way no one else could be, but for my own sake I'm choosing not to disclose his name or age. Set is truly my soul mate and the love of my life.
PW: Fair enough. We have an anonymous reader's question, if you're amenable to answering.
LK: of course.
PW: Favorite sex position?
LK: *laughs* Any really, I love sex. Missionary hand-cuffed to the headboard is my favourite.
PW: Wow, I'm sure our readers will be very surprised by that; you have a reputation for being deceptively innocent-looking. Tell us about how you stay physically fit.
LK: It's amazing, I love working out. Seeking is a workout, definitely. People don't realize that Quidditch training has been revolutionized since my mum played for England. There is a lot more focus on being as physically fit and strong as possible; our whole team is crazy muscled in different ways. Beaters need to be broad and strong as hell; they do a lot of arm work. Chasers and Keepers do a lot of arm work as well, but they don't need to be as huge as the Beaters. The workouts I do are focused on keeping me as small and compact as possible while building muscle. We spend more than half our practice days drilling. I run at least 6 kilos a day. My favourite ab move is where I hang upside-down from this bar and do sit-ups, it's intense! I also do a lot of mixed martial arts training; I have since I was little. I was always smaller than everyone else and not always able to defend myself, so my dad has been teaching me martial arts since before I could remember. I feel sexiest when I'm done with a grueling workout; the endorphin rush is amazing.
PW: Awesome. Readers, turn the page to find out six-page, full colour layout of Lily!
Editor's note: This interview was recorded on July 27, and Lily Luna Krum died on August first. PlayWizard and all of its employees extend heartfelt condolences to the Potter-Weasley-Krum family at this time, and asks its readers to respect and honour Lily.