The next day Elsa, Anna, Kristoff and Olaf were all packing their bags onto Elsa's private jet, ready to leave on a much needed vacation. Elsa still didn't quite no where they were going yet, Anna was refusing to tell her until they boarded the jet, however she did say they were going to go somewhere mysterious. Not knowing where they were going Elsa decided to pack for all different types of weather so that she would be prepared, However, that took up three different suitcases each overstuffed to the point where they could barely close, just for her clothes alone, forcing her to dig out a forth suitcase for everything else.
"How long do you plan to be away your majesty?" Kia, Elsa's most trusted royal advisor asked.
"Just for three weeks," Elsa said "You will take care of everything for me will you?"
"It will be my sworn duty!" Kia said bowing to Elsa "Have fun and safe travels."
"Thanks Kia, I can always trust on you." Elsa said as she boarded the jet.
Fifteen minutes later as Elsa was loading her bags, Anna, Olaf and Kristoff boarded, each carrying one suitcase a piece. The second Kristoff noticed the four over stuffed suitcases he instantly paused and gave Elsa a surprised look.
"You sure you packed enough stuff?" Kristoff asked in a sarcastic tone?
"Enough? I think she packed too much!" Olaf whispered in Kristoff's ear.
"I know, you didn't catch my sarcasm?" Kristoff responded.
"Well none of you told me where we were going so I was forced to pack for every occasion!" Elsa said as one of her suitcases started rattling before popping open and sending Elsa's clothes flying everywhere. A very tiny and skimpy bikini top landed on Kristoff's face causing his mouth to drop to the floor at the size, or lack of size of the bikini that fell across his face.
"Ugh..." Kristoff started to say as he picked up the red bikini top, but Elsa just snatched them from his hands.
"Give me that!" Elsa growled, snatching them from Kristoff's hand. Elsa then turned to Olaf who had a white sock laying across his carrot nose and a pair of blue underwear laying on top of his head. Anna and Kristoff couldn't help but grin and cover their mouths as they tried so hard to not laugh but couldn't help but let out a giggle.
"Wait, hold on here what's going on, why are you all laughing?" Olaf asked confused. That is when he noticed the sock on his nose and the underwear on his head and, embarrassed as well as kinda grossed out, he picked up both articles of clothing and stretched them out for Elsa to grab, turning his head as he gave them to Elsa.
"Ok so maybe I may have packed a little too much." Elsa said embarrassed by the situation.
"A little?" Olaf replied. "Girl you have enough stuff there to open up your own thrift shop."
"Are you ready to take off your majesty?" The pilot asked, suddenly boarding the plane.
"Yes I am." Elsa said
"Well then I suggest you all strap in, we lift at once." The pilot said. Then all four of them strapped in as the plane started roaring to life. Elsa stared out the window to wave goodbye to Kia as the plane lifted off into the sky.
"Have fun your majesty." Kia said as the plane flew out of sight. "Arendelle will be in safe hands." Kia then walked back inside the palace to see nearly fifty people all coming to him at once with different problems. Kia's eyes widened and his mouth dropped as they started piling on him with problem after problam and he couldn't help but to let out a groan.
"Ugh... This is going to be a long three weeks."
"So," Elsa said as they were all settled in their seats. "Now that we are all settled, where exactly are we going?"
"Transylvania." Anna said
"What?" Elsa asked "Not Paris or Tahiti or some normal vacation spot?"
"Oh come on Elsa, Transylvania is a normal vacation spot."
"Really, cause I was looking through a list of the top forty vacation spots and Trasylvania was not on the list?" Elsa replied
"Oh come on Elsa it's not that bad." Kristoff said "And besides we aren't even a normal family. You have Ice powers, and run a Kingdom with your sister, me and a talking snowman, so I don't see why you are worried about a normal vacation."
"Besides I thought you would like a good adventure and Transylvania is the perfect place for something like that?" Anna said "After all it is home for the legendary vampire Count Dracula. They even advertised that on their websites I booked the tickets for. Oh how cool would it be if we actually got to witness a sighting of Count Dracula.
"Oh come on Anna you know I don't believe in that type of stuff." Elsa said "Vampires who turn into bats, and suck your blood, and vaporize when exposed to sun? Come on that is a little far fetched don't you think?"
"You can create a living, breathing snowman by just conjuring up magic ice, and you are saying vampires are unrealistic?" Kristoff said surprised "Am I the only one who finds this odd coming from her?"
"Ok where do you have us staying for the three weeks anyway?" Elsa asked trying to change the subject.
"Only at the most popular hotel in Transylvania, Hotel Transylvania!" Anna said pulling up the hotel Website on her phone. "Apparently judging by the pictures of Dracula they are very big on the Vampire legend too."
"Great now I am going to have to probably spend the next three weeks staying at a hotel with painting of vampires everywhere and probably get forcefully dragged in on a crazy vampire hunt." Elsa complained to herself.
"Oh, I wonder if Dracula is real what he would be up to right now?" Anna asked herself obsessed with the idea of Dracula and vampires.
"I do not say blah, blah, blah," Dracula said back at the hotel to the son of a family of three that checked in.
"You just did." The kid pointed out.
"I only say blah, blah, blah when I am telling people that I don't say blah, blah, blah." Drac said as he rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance.
"Whatever I've seen all those vampire movies you totally go blah, blah, blah." The boy continued.
"Don't believe everything you see in the movies kid, they are often exaggerated, over dramatized and inaccurate." Dracula said as he led the family of three to their room.
"Ok this is your room, enjoy your stay. Holler if you need anything and I will get housekeeping right on it."
"One more thing." The boy said as they entered their room. "Is it true that vampires sparkle?"
"Enjoy your stay at Hotel Transylvania." Dracula growled as slammed the door shut and walked off.
"Sparkling vampires? That is just a complete insult to everything vampires stand for? Who's dumb idea was that? Seriously if I ever find out who did that I'm going too..." It was then Dracula spotted Wayne, Murry, Griffin and Frank in the hotel lobby.
"Wayne, Murry, Frank, Griffin! Nice to see you!" Dracula said running up to his friends.
"Nice to see you too old friend, how's things running over here." Wayne
"Horrible." Dracula said "New hotel has shown up and is stealing my business, attendance has dropped this past month."
"Ooo sounds bad." Wayne said, "Have you thought of anyway to attract more guest?"
"Not yet, I got Jonny assigned to find ways to attract more guest but so far he has nothing."
"Don't worry Drac, I'm sure you'll think of something." Frank said
"Wait, I got it!" Drac said raising his index finger signaling a idea "We can have Frank demolish the new hotel, then people would be forced to come here! It's perfect."
"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa." Frank said "We can't just destroy another man's business it's unproffesional besides it would set monsters back centuries."
"Aw poop!" Dracula whined "If only someone would pop in here that was a professional at this type of stuff, I could hire them to bring more guest and turn this hotel into the biggest hotel spot in all of Transylvania. But what are the odds of that happening?"
Back on Elsa's jet. Their plane was getting close to landing at the Transylvania airport. Not that Elsa or the others even realized that. They were all busy dancing to Worth it by Fifth Harmony in Elsa's private party room in the back of the jet. It wasn't until the pilot walked into the party room and told them that they were about to land that Elsa ended their private party and took her seat along with Anna Kristoff and a very sad Olaf who wasn't happy that the party was over.
The four of them then grabbed their bags and boarded off the plane. Elsa had to have Kristoff and Anna to help with her bags because she had more bags then she had arms to carry them. As they entered the airport they noticed a zombie wearing a red car hop uniform holding up a sign that said "Queen Elsa and Royal family". Needless to say the sight of the zombie car hop caught the four of them by surprise.
"Is that our driver?" Elsa whispered in Anna's ear as she pointed her right index finger to the zombie.
"I think so?" Anna said, her eyes widened in shock
"He looks like Kristoff before he has his mourning coffee." Olaf whispered to Anna.
"Hey!" Kristoff yelled taking offense to that statement.
"Excuse me sir are you ok?" Anna asked the zombie as it walked up to them and took their bags and stuffed them in the trunk of his hearse. "You look a little pale?"
The zombie just replied with a series of growls and grunts as he stuffed the last bag in the trunk and slammed it shut.
"I'm sorry I didn't understand any of that?" Kristoff said
"Lucky for you I speak zombie" Olaf said "I think he either said "I'm fine thanks for asking" or "I'm going to eat your brains." Hard to say when it all sounds the same."
The pure mention of the possibility of their brains getting eaten was enough to put both Elsa, Anna, and Kristoff on edge.
"But it's no worry for me either way." Olaf laughed as he entered the passenger seat of the hearse "I don't have a brain. Or any internal organs."
Elsa, Anna and Kristoff looked at each other with concern and fear as the zombie ushered them into the hearse and the second he closed and the zombie started driving off, every horror movie Elsa had ever seen growing up started flashing threw her head. The worried look on Elsa's face couldn't help but catch Anna's eyes and she tried to calm her down.
"It's going to be ok Elsa, maybe he was just born with some rare zombie like skin condition."
"He's driving a hearse." Kristoff siad "I'm pretty sure that isn't because of a skin condition."
"Transylvania." Elsa complained to herself "It had to be Transylvania. It couldn't have been someplace tropical like Tahitia or the Bahama's were we would be surrounded by beached and palm trees and greeted by guys wearing flowers on their heads."
The drive didn't do anything to calm Elsa's and the others fear, considering the hearse drove them through a graveyard plus one of the creepiest forests any of them had ever seen
"Just where is this hotel you booked us at Anna?" Elsa asked Anna in a complaining voice as they were driving through the hotel. Anna just gave a nervous grin and shrugged not making Elsa feel any more confident.
Finally the hearse stopped at a very dark and creepy looking hotel decorated in creepy gargoyles and looked like more like a haunted castle then a hotel.
"This is Hotel Transylvania?" Elsa gasped when she saw the hotel. "This looks more like the Haunted Mansion from that Eddie Murphy movie!"
Back inside the Hotel, Dracula was working on his desk computer, trying to come up with ideas to attract more guest, while Mavis and Johnny was both looking through a teen magizine together.
"Hey Frank what celebrity do you think you look like the most?" Mavis said when coming up to a quiz in the magizine.
"Um I would say Kevin James." Frank said as he took a look at the magizine with them.
"Well you do both have the same belly I will say that." Johnny said.
"Will you two put that stupid thing up!" Drac complained, turning away from his computer. "I am trying to figure out how to bring in more guest and you are talking about what celebrity you look like. I ain't paying you to goof off!"
"You don't pay me nothing!" Johnny said "I am family and I live here so you don't pay me anything."
"Watch it boy!" Dracula said "Or I am going to start charging you rent."
"With what money?" Johnny asked
"Good point." Dracula sighed going back to his computer.
"Hey dad what celebrity do you look most like?" Mavis said
"I don't care"
"Oh come on Drac, please!" Frank said
"Fine, maybe Adam Sandler!"
"What? No way, you look nothing like him." Mavis said
"What? Sure I do." Drac said looking away from his computer again to pick up a random photo of Adam Sandler from his desk and showing it to them. "We are basically twins!"
"Anybody else wondering why he has a random picture of Adam Sandler on his desk?" Drac asked Johnny.
"Ok next question?" Mavis said "What is your favorite Taylor Swift song?"
"Do I look like a person who listens to Taylor Swift?" Dracula said
"Well considering you are looking up how to book a T-Swift concert here I would say yes." Frank said looking at Dracula's computer.
"Stop looking at my computer!" Dracula said covering his computer screen with his hands.
It was then that that the revolving front doors to the hotel opened and Drac noticed four new guest walking in.
"Sorry we are going to have to put this conversation on hold, we got guest!" Then Dracula flew off to greet his guest while Frank took the magizine from Mavis's hand to look at it.
"Ooo a center fold." Frank said as he opened up the center fold to see a picture of Selina Gomaz. "Ooo baby!" Frank cooed to himself as he stared at the Selina Gomez center fold.
"Frank!" Frank suddenly heard his wife Eunice cry out. Frank then turned and saw Eunice standing over him, her arms crossed and glaring at him with angry eyes.
"Oh, hey dear." Frank said with a very nervous grin before Eunice grabbed him by the ear and started dragging him off. "How many times have I told you not to look at those center folds. I am your wife you should only look at me."
"Ok, ok, sorry." Frank said as Mavis and Johnny just laughed at Frank's expense.
When Elsa and the gang entered the hotel their eyes widened and their mouths dropped as they couldn't believe what they were seeing. Monsters of all shapes and sizes inhabited the hotel, ranging from Bigfoot to tiny little gnomes. Elsa just started stuttering, not knowing what to say as her face turned whiter then what it had ever turned before as Dracula then flew over to them and greeted them.
"Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!" Dracula said with a grin and open arms.
"Are.. are you... Dracula!?" Elsa stuttered
"The one and only!" Dracula said
Elsa did the only thing she knew to do once she heard that, she fainted.
Found out this week that there is going to be a third Hotel Transylvania movie coming out in September 2018. I'd mark my calander but I don't have a 2018 calander yet. Anyway leave a review and I wil catch you later.