The Dangers of Boredom

"I'm bored!" Jeff complained loudly.

"We know!" Matt snapped. He, Shawn, Hunter and Jeff were in Hunter's dressing room watching TV. "What do you want me to do about it?"

"We could play a board game," Jeff suggested.

Shawn shook his head. "No way. The last time we played Monopoly Hunter destroyed the board with his sledgehammer because he was losing."

"ERRONEOUS!" Hunter shouted. "Erroneous on all counts!"

"How is that erroneous? We saw you do it!"

"HEY!" Jeff yelled. "There is no foul language in this locker room!"

"Jeff, do you even know what erroneous means?" Matt asked in exasperation.

"No. That's why it's a dirty word."

Matt sighed. "You're an idiot Jeff."

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Boys, if I have to get up, somebody is going to get an ass kicking!" Hunter growled.

They all sat in silence for a moment. "I'm bored!" Jeff whined again.

Matt smacked himself on the head. "Well what do you want to do?"

"I want to build a fort!"

"A fort?" Hunter asked. "What are you, five?"

"Yes," Jeff answered. "Yes I am. What are you going to do about it?"

"I'm going to get Beth arrested for being a pedophile!"

"Well then I'm going to get Stephanie arrested!"

"For what?"

"For molesting Matt."

"Don't drag me into this!" Matt exclaimed.

"Children!" Shawn yelled. "Let's focus on the matter at hand! Where are we building this fort?"

Hunter rolled his eyes. "I'm not building a fort and that's final!"

XXX

"I hate you guys," Hunter muttered after they built the fort. Their "impressive" looking fort was made out of boxes, pillows and old ring ropes. Hunter was wearing the old school DX t-shirt, camouflage pants and an army helmet and he was holding his sledgehammer. Shawn was in his wrestling gear, a cowboy hat and he had a pile of tennis balls in his lap. Matt and Jeff were both decked out in pure black and football helmets, but while Matt had a harmless water gun, Jeff had a BB gun. Matt questioned this logic, but didn't say anything. All that would do was make Jeff start whining again.

"Look at them," Shawn whispered at the people who were walking by. "They have no idea we're watching them."

Hunter groaned. Shawn was being completely stupid. Everybody could fucking see them. It wasn't like they had built Fort Knox. "Somebody kill me now," he muttered.

Jeff raised the BB gun.

"I was kidding!" Hunter shouted quickly.

Jeff put the BB gun back down, obviously disappointed. "I want to shoot somebody," he complained.

"You're not shooting anybody," Matt snapped. "I don't know why we're trusting you with that anyway. You're going to put somebody's eye out with that thing."

Shawn snickered. "You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!"

Hunter grinned. "I love that movie." Then he got serious. "But seriously Hardy, put that gun down. There's no telling who you're going to shoot."

"But I don't wanna," Jeff whined. He tried to hold the gun out of reach but Matt went for it anyway. The two of them began a desperate tug of war and the gun accidentally hit…

"OW!" MVP shouted. "WHO THE HELL JUST SHOT ME IN THE ASS?"

Hunter smirked. "You know, for a guy who was in jail for nearly ten years, he acts like that was the worst thing that ever happened to his ass."

Shawn looked appalled. "That's disgusting Hunter!" He took a bottle of water and dumped it on Hunter's head.

"IT BURNS OH GOD IT BURNS!" Hunter shrieked. "SHAWN WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?"

"Oh shit!" Shawn exclaimed. "It was just holy water! I didn't really think it would do that!"

Hunter burst out in laughter. "I'm just fucking with you Shawn. Now come on; let's go watch the Power Ranger kill Dumb and Dumber."