Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf met up with Drac, Mavis, Johnny and the rest of the hotel employees in the hotel lobby. Drac had several cans of paint, paint brushes and rollers, he was also dressed very weird for a vampire, wearing overalls and some ripped blue jeans.
"I bet your wondering what all this paint is for?" Drac said in a joyful voice, he was in a surprisingly good mood despite how he greeted Elsa earlier.
"No, we are wondering why a vampire is wearing overalls?" Kristoff said
"There is a good reason for that. Today we will be painting the hotel."
"What!?" Elsa and Mavis said simultaneously.
"If we are going to bring in more guest we got to brighten this place up a little, which means new decorations and a new paint job.
"Appearently that means a new outfit as well." Kristoff giggled in Olaf's ear.
"Nah, this is just so that I don't get paint all over my cape." Drac said hearing Kristoffs comment. "And I suggest all of you do the same. Don't want to get paint on your best outfit."
"Great, now I got to go and get redressed so I don't get paint on my dress!" Elsa griped.
"Oh and as for you four." Drac said pointing to Elsa and the gang. "I was doing some rereading in the employee manual and I found that all employees unless they are related to the owner like Johnny is through marriage of my daughter must dress like a monster. So you need to go and make yourself look more monster-ish. Luckily we got a costume closet just for the occasion. Get on with it now." Johnny, Mavis, and Drac then led the gang to the costume closet to change into something more monster appropiate. Along the way they bumped into Frank, Wayne, and the rest of the drac pac who was asking what was going on.
"Isn't this fun?" Olaf asked "I always wanted to look like a monster. I wonder who I should dress like? A Warewolf, a vampire, a mummy?"
"How about just a talking snowman?" Elsa replied, annoyed by the whole idea of looking like a monster.
"Great idea Elsa, how do I dress like one?" Olaf asked causing surprised stares from everyone else.
Anna was the first go into the closet and pick out a outfit, since the owners of the hotel was a vampire and considering her current obsession with vampires was what led her to Transylvania in the first place, she decided to dress like a vampire, including a dark black cape and fake fangs.
"Bwah, Hah Hah!" Anna yelled with a deep evil laugh when she jumped out of the closet, taking everyone by surprise "I have come to suck your blood, blah, blah, blah,"
"I do not go blah, blah, blah," Drac complained as Johnny and Mavis both laughed.
"Sorry." Anna said
"Anyway the constume looks good but might I suggest some black hair dye, black hair is more fitting for a vampire than red."
"But Dennis has red hair." Mavis protested.
"True but Dennis is also part human. Pure blooded vampires have black hair."
"I don't mind dying my hair black." Anna said "I've been meaning to get it a new color anyway."
"Mavis darling go find Anna some black hair dye." Drac ordered. Mavis growled in frustration that Drac wouldn't allow Anna to be a red haired vampire as she grabbed Anna's arm and led her to the bathroom to color her hair.
Kristoff was the next one to pick out a outfit and he chose to go the ware wolf rout and came out dressed head to toe in fake fur.
"AROOOOO!" Krisoff howled as he came out of the closet. "I have to many kids! Can someone scratch my back I think I have a flea back there."
"I do not have fleas!" Wayne said deeply offended as the other monsters laughed. It was right then that Wayne's eyes flinched as he felt a bite to his ear and he started scratching his right ear with his back right foot, causing the monsters to laugh even harder.
"It's not funny!" Wayne snarled.
Elsa came out next, dressed in a witch's outfit and her skin painted green.
"I'll get you my pretty." Elsa said, quoting Wizard of Oz in her best witch's voice "And your litte dog too!" Then Elsa pulled out a glass of water and splashed it on the floor and started falling to the floor pretending to melt. "I'm melting, I'm melting!"
"Ok I'm pretty sure that can be considered racist." Drac said unamused. "Besides I said anybody not a monster, and you technically can be considered a monster considering your ice powers."
"What? You men I did all this for nothing " They all heard Olaf say walking up to the pack dressed like a mummy, the only problam was nobody saw Olaf walk into the closet, which meant he had to get those bandages somewhere else.
"Uh, where did you get those?" Drac asked a little afraid for the answer. It was right then that a suit of armor ran up to drac and saluted him.
"Sir a emergancy, all of the bathrooms have suddenly ran out of toilet paper." Then the suit of armor laid it's sights on Murry who was standing in front of him.
"Oh never mind found some." The suit of armor then grabbed Murry by his loose bandage and ran off with him
"But I'm not toilet paper!" Murry cried out, but the suit of armor didn't hear him.
"Hear you go sir found you some!" The monsters heard the suit say from across the hall. The next sound they all heard was Murry's constant screams of terror. They didn't have to see what was happening to know what was going on in that bathroom, the sound of Murry's screams alone was enough to let them know, and they all just stood in place mouths hung to the floor, both horrified and grossed out at the same time.
"I'm glad my face is painted green," Elsa said grossed out "So you can't see how sick I look right now." It was right then that they heard the toilet flush
"I'll go get house keeping" Drac said his eyes wide in shock.
"I'll go get the paint ready." Johnny said as he and the others walked away, leaving Murry to his disgusting fate. (I had to pause for a minute after writing this scene because I was laughing way to hard.)
One hour later after Murry had a long shower and Elsa changed into something more appropriate for painting, the staff started painting the outside pool area. Drac asked for Murry, Frank, Wayne and Griffin to help as well considering they were his closest friends and always joined in with whatever he was doing at the hotel anyway. Drac had buckets of every color of paint one could imagine and told the crew not to stick with just one color.
"People these days seem to love multicolors." Drac said "So feel free to use as many different colors as your heart desires. After the pool area we will start painting the inside of the hotel. I will check on your progress later."
"Wait you ain't going to stay and help?" Elsa asked
"Are you kidding? I got guest to take care of, bye bye now." Drac said as he slammed the door and left everybody else to their task.
"I can't believe this." Elsa complained as she dipped a paint brush into a bucket of blue paint and proceeded to paint one of the outer walls. "Does he really believe a stupid paint job is going to attract more guest? Who does he think he is?"
"My dad never has been one to think clearly." Mavis said as she concentrated on painting the roof red. "He had it in his mind for the longest that humans were evil and prevented me from stepping foot outside for the first one hundred and eighteen years of my life."
"I didn't spend much time outside as a kid either." Elsa said. "Once I accidently harmed my sister with my powers my parents locked me in my room and prevented me from spending much time with my sister until I learned to control my powers."
"That's horrible." Mavis said
"Hey guys." The two of them suddenly heard Frank say. "Have you ever wondered if Griffin wears clothes?"
"What do you mean?" Mavis asked
"He's invisible. So he could literally get away with streaking and nobody would notice." Frank went on. "You want to find out for yourself."
"Um, I don't think this is such a good idea." Murry protested.
"Oh come on just real quick, what's the worse that can happen." Frank said picking up his bucket of paint and walking to where Griffin was painting.
"Please don't." Murry said in a panicked tone.
"This is going to end so badly." Elsa said
"Totally." Mavis agreed.
"Hey Griffin." Frank said
"What?" Griffin asked turning to face Frank. It was right then that Frank threw a bucket of blue paint right at Griffin, covering him head to foot in paint.
"Huh, so he does wear clothes, good to know."
"Yes." Griffing growled picking up his bucket of red paint. "And now your about to have paint on your clothes."
"Yep this ending badly." Elsa said
Griffin then poured his bucket of red paint over Frank's head bucket and all. The sudden notice of paint being tossed everywhere got the attention of Wayne and some of the others monsters who thought there was a paint fight starting.
"PAINT FIGHT!" Wayne shouted picking up a bucket of green paint and sloshing it at one of the other monsters.
"Oh dear." Elsa gasped at what was unfolding.
"This is bad." Johnny said
What happened next was the entire monster staff breaking out in a paint war, they were tossing buckets of paint at each other, and some even took the monster they just coated with paint and slammed them againt the wall, imprinting their painted body on the wall. Frank splashed Murry in yellow paint, then picked him up as he screamed and slammed him againt the wall, leaving a painted imprint on the wall.
"Guys please cut it out." Elsa begged, trying to get control of the situation. "Drac would not like this."
It was right then that Frank, (who seemed to be the main monster involved in this) took out a couple super soakers put paint in them and sprayed green paint all over Elsa.
"Uh oh." Anna gasped, cupping one hand over her mouth once she saw Elsa get sprayed with paint.
It was right then, that Elsa, who up to that point had tried to break the paint fight up, snapped and tossed a bucket of purple paint on top of Frank before letting out a roar and tackled him into the pool.
Wayne suddenly found himself coated in yellow and red paint and got on all fours and suddenly started shaking the paint off sending it flying everywhere. Some spots of paint landed on Johhny's face and arms and as he looked at the red spots on him he couldn't help but laugh to himself.
"Hey look Mavis, Chickin pox."
"Seriously." Mavis said unamused at the joke.
Some streaks of yellow paint also splashed onto Olaf who let out a scream afterword.
"Yellow and snow?" Olaf scream before shivering "Ew!"
It wasn't till the sound of the door slamming open that the paint fight suddenly stopped. Elsa and Frank drug themselves out of the pool and looked up to see Drac standing completely still, his eyes widened and his mouth hung open in shock as he stared in horror at the sight of paint on everyone and everywhere.
"Uh oh!" The two of them said simultaneously.
"Just to let you know, I had nothing to do with this." Griffin said covered in blue and pink paint.
"Me either." Murry said also covered head to toe in paint. "Now if you excuse me I am off to take a shower, again." Then Murry and Griffin marched inside the hotel leaving painted footprints on the floor with each step.
Nobody else said a word as Drac walked around the pool area staring at the mess in front of him. There was paint splattered on the pavement on the walls, the pool was purple from paint being poured in it and not a single worker there wasn't covered in paint.
"Drac I was responsible for this not them." Frank said, offering to take the blame for everyone but Drac held up his index finger with one hand as he closed his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his nose with the other.
"Save it." Drac said and Frank could tell by the tone of his voice that he was angry. Drac then turned his head again and saw the yellow streaks on Olaf.
"Please tell me that's just paint." Drac said
"It, is, trust me." Wayne said.
Drac let out one frustrated sigh then the lecture everyone was waiting for happed.
"Guys, I consider myself a fair manager. I don't ask to much from my employees and I try hard to make this hotel as fun for my guest as well as employees as possible. All I asked was for a little help to redecorate this place, make this so that more people would want to come, I don't think that is to much to ask for is it?"
"Well to be fair you did ask for this place to look colorful which it does." Anna said, then Elsa instantly shushed her.
"Yes Princess I did ask for this place to look colorful." Drac said "But what I didn't ask for was for this place to look like a drunk vampire chicken stepped in paint and walk all over the walls and pavement! This place looks like Blobby drank a gallon of paint then had a accident and couldn't reach a bathroom in time! This looks like a bunch of hippies got drunk before painting their hippie van, exactly like that!"
"Did somebody mention hippies?" They all heard a voice say from a distance. They all turned and saw a hippie van pull up to the back parking lot of the hotel.
"Dude I love the paint job here." A hippie said stepping out of the van with a group of six other hippies. "This place looks totally rad."
"You actually like this paint job?" Drac asked in shock
"Yeah man!" The hippie said. "This is the exact type of multicolor job that us hippies long for, I'm going to call all my hippie friends and tell them just how rad this place is." Then the hippies all ran inside to check in, causing tears of joy to fall down Drac's face
"Well what do you know?" Elsa said "Looks like it worked out for the best after all."
"Yeah." Drac said "Get back to work Elsa."
"You got it boss." Elsa said a small smile forming across her face as she saw just how happy Drac was as more people were coming to the hotel. Maybe things were finally working out for her after all.
That's it for this chapter hoped you liked it. I hope I am making this story funny enough. I find comedy to be the hardest genre to write because I never know what people might find funny, so hope I'm doing a good job.
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