A Very Special DX and Hardy Boy Christmas Commercial

"Hello everybody," Hunter said, smiling at the camera. "You know, Shawn and I have been trying to get you all in the Christmas spirit by trying to get you to buy our merchandise on WWE Shop dot com. But we've realized that we may have been discriminating against some of the other fine products that are offered on this website."

Shawn nodded. "That's right. And to help us rectify this problem, we've recruited two very special friends of ours. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the Hardy Boys."

Jeff and Matt came in, holding some of their merchandise. "You know what would totally make for an awesome Christmas present?" Jeff asked. He held up his t-shirt. "My totally awesome self portrait t-shirt. I designed it myself."

"Or, you could get my new "unlock your destiny" t-shirt," Matt said. He showed it off proudly. "Or, if you're into jewelry, here is the old school Hardy Boy logo necklace."

"Forget the jewelry," Jeff said. "Look at this Jeff Hardy teddy bear. This thing is awesome." He stuck his tongue out at Matt. "You don't get a teddy bear because you're not special enough."

Matt rolled his eyes and tossed the Hardy Boy necklace at Jeff. It hit him right in the middle of the forehead.

"OW!" Jeff whined. "Hunter, Matt hurt me!"

Hunter shook his head. "Now, if you're feeling political, you can get this new t-shirt." He held up a gray t-shirt with Miz and Morrison on it. "As you see, on the front there's John "the Shaman of Stupid" Morrison, and "the Chick Repellant" Miz." He turned it over to reveal what it said on the back. "As you can see, Miz and Morrison want you to "Protest Prop 8" so they can legally have a wedding so gay that Elton John will tell them to quit being a bunch of fa--"

Shawn put his hand over Hunter's mouth. "You can't say that on TV! That's offensive and politically incorrect."

Hunter broke away from Shawn's grip. "How is the word "fairies" offensive?"

"Oh that's what you were going to say? I thought---never mind. Let's move on."

Jeff held up the new Intercontinental title DVD. "In honor of CM Punk being the new number one contender for the Intercontinental title, buy this lovely DVD and see how I beat Hunter to win my first Intercontinental title reign."

Hunter glared at him. "Don't go there with me Hardy. I'll hurt you for it."

Matt bent down and picked up the Elimination Chamber play set. "Or you could get this--"

Shawn suddenly gave the play set a Sweet Chin Music, knocking it off the table. "No! It's evil! It must die!"

Hunter, Matt and Jeff stared at him for a moment. "Moving on," Hunter said loudly, shaking his head at Shawn. "We also want to take a minute to recognize the greatest DVD ever produced by the WWE." He held out his own King of Kings DVD.

"Now wait a minute!" Jeff objected. "That is so totally false. Our Twist of Fate DVD is so much better than that piece of crap."

Hunter got right in Jeff's face. "No it's not."

"It is too."

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

Hunter shoved Jeff. Jeff slapped Hunter. Soon an all out brawl broke out between the two of them.

"Shouldn't we stop them?" Shawn asked.

Matt shrugged. "You can if you want. But I personally think Hunter needs to learn that the Hardy Boys are the greatest tag team in WWE history and nothing can beat our DVD."

Shawn glared at him. "You know, it's funny that you say that. Personally, I think DX is the greatest tag team in WWE history."

"Well that's because you and Hunter have huge egos that need to have a reality check," Matt replied.

"Oh yeah?" Shawn said. "And who's going to check our egos?"

Matt responded by bitch slapping Shawn. Shawn tackled him and now all four of them were fighting. The show quickly went to commercial, because having the stars of this commercial fighting made for some serious technical difficulties.