Skittles

"Look at it," Jeff said in appreciation. He and Shawn were staring at the last bag of Skittles that was sitting on the bed. "Isn't it beautiful?"

Shawn nodded in agreement. "Oh yeah." He reached forward to grab it.

"Hold on a second!" Jeff yelled. He grabbed Shawn's wrist and pulled him away. "Who said you got to eat it? I'm the Skittles eater here!"

"But you always get the Skittles!" Shawn whined. "Why can't I have the last bag for once?"

"Because your grandpa teeth aren't strong enough to chew them."

Shawn growled in frustration and tackled Jeff to the ground. The two of them wrestled around on the floor, not noticing Hunter and Matt as they came in.

"Oh look! Skittles!" Matt said happily. He opened the bag and poured half the bag into his hands and then gave the rest to Hunter.

Jeff and Shawn froze. "What do you two think you're doing?" Shawn asked dangerously.

Hunter shrugged. "Eating candy. Why?"

"You're eating my Skittles?" Jeff snarled. He looked ready to kill Hunter and Matt.

Matt gulped. "Uh Hunter?"

"Yeah?"

"RUN!"

Matt and Hunter ran out of the room with Jeff and Shawn quickly chasing after them. "BASTARDS!" Jeff screamed. "HOW DARE YOU EAT MY CANDY!"

"You ate three bags already today!" Matt tried to point out. He started grabbing anything he could to block Jeff's path. "You didn't need to eat anymore!"

"And why are you mad at me Shawn?" Hunter yelled. "Jeff wasn't going to let you have that candy anyway!"

"I was going to beat him up for it!" Shawn snapped. "And now I have to kill you for eating it!"

Matt and Hunter ran down the stairs, barely avoiding running right into Undertaker. Jeff and Shawn didn't even try to avoid contact. They actually ran full on into the Deadman and managed to knock him down on his ass.

"Hardy! Michaels!" Undertaker growled. "What the fuck are you boys doing?"

"Uh oh, we might be in trouble," Shawn said.

"Aw screw him!" Jeff snapped. "We don't have time for his bullshit. We've got two Skittle stealers to catch."

Matt and Hunter grabbed Kane and tried to use him as a human shield. "Let's see you get past the Big Red Machine," Hunter taunted.

Shawn gave Kane a Sweet Chin Music, leaving nobody for Hunter and Matt to hide behind. "Oh shit," Matt said under his breath. "This isn't good."

Jeff tackled Matt while Shawn took down Hunter. "How could you eat my Skittles?" Jeff yelled as he tried to choke Matt. "You know how much they mean to me!"

"They were going to be my Skittles!" Shawn said as he yanked on Hunter's hair.

"Shut up Grandpa!" Jeff yelled. He kicked Shawn on the arm. "Nobody asked for your opinion!"

"Okay okay! I'm sorry!" Matt apologized. "I won't do it again! Now please stop punching me!"

Jeff stopped punching but he refused to get off his older brother. "Will you buy me more Skittles?"

"Only if you get off of me."

"Yay! I love you again!" Jeff said happily. He helped Matt up to his feet. "Will you buy me two bags of Skittles?"

"Don't push it Jeffro."

Shawn stared down at Hunter. "Will you buy me Skittles?" he asked.

"I'm not buying you anything!" Hunter told him. "I'm not your mother."

Undertaker came over and grabbed Shawn and Jeff by the scruffs of the neck. "Did you boys seriously knock me over just because Big Nose and Jimmy Legs ate your Skittles?"

"Big Nose?" Hunter said, sounding very insulted. "Did you really have to go there Deadman?"

Jeff and Shawn stared up at Undertaker fearfully. "Well if someone ate your Skittles, wouldn't you be upset?" Shawn asked.

Undertaker shook his head. "I'm an M&Ms man myself."

Jeff gasped. "Blasphemy!" He slapped Undertaker across the face. "Shawn, get your Bible and read Psalm 41 until I tell you to stop!" He grabbed a water bottle from a random hotel guest and started shaking the water on to Undertaker's face. "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

Undertaker slapped the water bottle out of Jeff's hands. Now he looked really pissed. "Uh oh," Jeff said. He quickly took of running.

"Run Jeff run!" Matt yelled as Undertaker took off after the Rainbow Haired Warrior. "Run Jeff run!"

"You know, if Taker catches him, you probably won't have to buy him the candy," Hunter pointed out.

"Oh, good point. Go Taker go! Go Taker go!"