Hunter and Shawn's Not So Excellent Adventure

"Dude, this movie is awesome," Hunter said. He and Shawn were watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. "I wish we had a time machine. Going back in time would be totally awesome."

"Maybe we could find a time machine," Shawn suggested. "I mean they have to be out there somewhere. You just have to know where to look."

Hunter jumped up to his feet. "Well then what are we sitting around here for? Let's go look for one! Time's a wasting little buddy."

So the two of them went off on their search. They walked for about a mile when they stumbled upon a phone booth.

"Yes! We found one!" Shawn yelled triumphantly. He and Hunter went in it but discovered one little problem: it wouldn't take them back in time. No matter how many buttons they pressed or how hard they pounded on the glass, it did not send them back in time.

"Shit, this is actually just a phone booth," Hunter said. He was obviously disappointed. "What do we do now?"

"Maybe we should keep looking," Shawn replied. "Maybe not all time machines are phone booths. They could be anything! Houses, cars, rockets…"

"Where are we going to find a rocket?"

"I don't know."

"Then why did you say it?"

"I don't know."

"You're really stupid, you know that?"

"Hey! I am not stupid!"

Matt opened the phone booth door. "What the hell are you two doing in here?"

"We're looking for a time machine Judas," Shawn explained. "Want to join us?"

"Be careful Shawn," Hunter warned. "He might hit you with a steel chair."

Matt glared at the both of them. "Would you two stop that? Evil Matt is a storyline. He does not really exist."

"Whatever you say Judas," Shawn said. He looked over at Hunter. "Maybe this thing really is the time machine and it's just hiding it's powers."

Hunter nodded. "Yeah, that could be it."

Matt rolled his eyes. "Guys, I hate to break it to you, but time machines don't really exist. They're just in movies."

Both members of DX glared at him. "You know what Judas?" Hunter said angrily. "We don't spoil your fun with reality, so stop spoiling ours. You may think time machines don't exist, but we do. And you may believe Shawn looks like a member of the Village People in those chaps but I…wait, I agree with belief. Okay, bad example."

"Hey!" Shawn yelled. "What did I tell you about mocking the chaps?"

"Itchweeed to the rescue motha fuckas!" Itchweeed pushed Matt all the way into the phone booth and within a span of the moment, all four of them were jammed inside of the very small booth.

"Itchweeed! What the hell?" Matt yelled.

"There are evil spirits all over the place dog," Itchweeed said. "They get inside your body and make your head go all around the place. They also make you puke like a motha fucka, which isn't much fun at all. I got possessed once and my vomit went like four feet out straight, you know what I'm saying?"

The others just stared at him, absolutely disgusted by what they were hearing. "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little," Shawn said quietly.

Hunter sighed. "Okay, I want to go look for the time machine somewhere else. Let's get out of here."

Itchweeed tried to open the door. "Uh…it's stuck."

"What do you mean it's stuck?" Shawn asked.

"I mean it won't open! What the fuck else could I mean?"

"Maybe somebody should call for some help," Hunter suggested.

"I don't have any change," Shawn said. "And I left my cell phone at the hotel."

"Shit, I did too," Hunter muttered. "What about you two?"

"Jeff stepped on my cell phone because he said I slapped him too hard on Smackdown," Matt said. "What about you Itchweeed?"

"I don't own no cell phone dog," Itchweeed replied. "I don't like those things."

"Well don't you have Jeff's?" Shawn asked.

"Why would I have Jeff's cell phone? He and I aren't the same person dog!"

Hunter looked horrified. "So you're telling me I'm stuck in this phone booth with you people?"

Shawn nodded. "It looks that way."

Matt sighed. "This is going to be a long day."