The Diva Sleepover

Matt was innocently reading a magazine when Hunter approached him. He immediately did not like the look on the Cerebral Assassin's face. "Oh Jesus, now what?" he asked. "What could you possibly be planning now?"

Hunter gave him a serious look. "Do you know what's happening right now?"

"Yes. A man with a large nose is bothering me."

"No you idiot. Mickie is having an all divas sleepover at her house."

"Yeah, so? Candice and Maria told me about it yesterday."

Hunter's jaw dropped. "You knew about this monumental occasion and you didn't get totally excited?"

"Excited for what? The girls are just having a sleepover. What exactly do you think they're going to be doing?"

"Oh I'll tell you what they're going to be doing. I'll tell you exactly what will be going down in Miss James's house.

Hunter's fantasy

The girls were sitting in Mackie's bedroom wearing nothing but their bra and panties. "I'm so bored," Melina complained. "What are we going to do for fun?"

Mickie sat up. "You can squeeze my boobs."

Melina suddenly perked up. "Really? Thanks."

As Melina squeezed Mickie's boobs, Alicia Fox got up on the table. "Look at me! I'm going to dance out of my underwear."

The Bella twins joined her. "Us too!"

"Pillow fight!" Kelly shouted. She, Maria and Eve began to pillow fight in slow motion.

"Hey, you want to know what's an even better idea than a pillow fight?" Candice said.

"What?" the others asked.

"Making a lesbian porno film!"

"Yay!"

End of fantasy and back to reality

Hunter had a big, stupid grin on his face. "Yay," he agreed.

Matt and Shawn (who had really walked in at the wrong time) just stared at Hunter. "Okay, I'm not sure which is scarier," Shawn said slowly. "The fact that that's the stuff going on in your head or the fact that we actually saw all that."

"I have to go with the second one," Matt said. "That was pretty weird."

Hunter just rolled his eyes. "Come on guys, let's get serious here for a moment. A lesbian porn movie is currently being filmed and we're missing it." He grabbed Matt and Shawn and started dragging them with him. "We can't let this opportunity just pass us by."

"But Hunter, that was just a fantasy in your head," Matt tried to explain. "The girls are not going to make a lesbian porn movie."

Hunter was not listening though. He was bound and determined to find the divas filming themselves doing lesbian action and he would not be talked out of that idea. So they went to Mickie's house and snuck in through the back. The fact that it was unlocked should have told them that something was not quite right about the situation.

"This feels wrong," Shawn whispered as they slowly crept up the stairs. "We're not supposed to be in here. Mickie's going to get mad."

"She won't if she doesn't find out we're in here," Hunter whispered back. "That means shut the hell up Shawn."

"Don't talk to him like that," Matt scolded. "He's very sensitive. You're going to upset him again."

"Oh yes," they heard Maria moan. "Oh Candice."

The boys froze in their tracks. "Did you hear that?" Matt asked.

Shawn gulped. "I don't think I'm supposed to be hearing this. This is wrong. I might go to hell now."

Hunter grinned. "This isn't hell Shawn. This is what heaven is like." He slowly opened Mickie's bedroom door so he could peek in and spy like a pervert. But somebody was already peeking back at him. And that someone was wearing a pink bathrobe, hair curlers and a green facial mask.

That someone was Jeff.

"AAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!" Hunter screamed. He jumped back and knocked himself, Matt and Shawn over in the process. "Jeff what the hell are you doing here?"

Jeff and the divas came out of the room and started laughing at them. "I can't believe you fell for the whole lesbian porno story Hunter," Jeff said as he shook his head. "Why would you trust anything I say?"

Matt glared at Hunter. "That's a very good question."

Shawn looked at Jeff carefully. "Jeff, are you wearing underwear under that robe?"

"No," Jeff answered. "Why would I wear underwear?"

"What?" Mickie yelled. "I told you that you couldn't wear my robe if you didn't have underwear on!"

Jeff rolled his eyes and took off the robe, revealing his naked glory. "Fine. You're so mean sometimes Mickie."

"Oh for God's sake Mickie, give him the robe back," Matt pleaded. "It's already got his germs on it. Give it back so he'll be covered up again."

"Actually, this whole being naked thing feels pretty nice," Jeff said. He put his hands on his hips. "I think I should go around from now on like this."

"Uh…how about you don't?" Shawn suggested. "I would really appreciate it if you put your clothes back on."

Jeff shook his head. "Nope. I don't want to."

"Jeff!" everyone yelled at the same time.

"Fine! I'll put my clothes back on." Jeff smirked. "If you can catch me that is." And much to everybody's shock, he ran down the stairs and out the front door completely fucking naked.

"Oh dear God," Matt groaned. "Now we have to chase a naked Jeff. Somebody just shoot me now and get it over with."