Author's note: Well ladies this is what you've all been waiting for….. Edward!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight; I just like to play with the characters
Edward's Point of View
"Can you believe Jasper's getting married in two weeks?" I asked Emmett flopping down on the sofa beside him and cracking open a beer.
Emmett shook his head, "Do you reckon he'll actually go through with it though?"
"Honestly I really don't know" I answered truthfully.
"I fucking hope not" Emmett replied taking a swig of his beer, "Maria is the biggest fucking bitch I have ever met, she already makes Jazz's life a living hell. Can you imagine how much worse it'll be when they're married?"
I wish I could say that Emmett was kidding, that he was over exaggerating the fact, but sadly he wasn't. I still couldn't understand why Jasper was marrying someone like Maria when there were plenty more fish in the sea, ones that weren't completely insane psycho's.
"Poor bastard."
Emmett hummed in agreement, "Damn straight he's a poor bastard, are you sure she's not drugging him into submission? He never used to be this self-destructive or this fucking stupid."
It was a bit of an ongoing theory between the two of us that Maria was slipping drugs into Jasper's food; it was the only reasonable explanation we could come up with as to why he was with her.
"Who knows what she's capable of" I replied swallowing another mouthful of beer. "But what can we do though?"
"Make sure he has the best damn bachelor party Vegas has ever seen" Emmett grinned at me. "I still cannot believe how much of a big deal she made out of us taking him there."
I raised my eyebrow, "Did you really expect anything less from her?"
Emmett snorted, "I guess not."