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Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended. I do not and will never own Twilight. The characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, the story line here however is mine =)

Bella's Point of View

"Are you ready yet?" Rose impatiently tapped her foot while watching Alice examine the contents of my suitcase.

"Yes" I answered on behalf of Alice snapping my suitcase shut narrowly avoiding trapping her fingers inside.

"Bitch" Alice muttered smirking at me, "Rosalie you know as well as I do that this trip is very important, Bella is celebrating being single again and rid of that bastard. Her wardrobe this weekend should reflect that fact."

Rose just rolled her eyes playfully, "C'mon bitches let's get this party started. The sooner we get on that plane the sooner I can start drinking."

"Good point" I quickly zipped up my suitcase and followed her out the door.

We fit our bags easily into the trunk of my jeep and made our way across town to pick up Leah and Angela before heading to the airport.

"I am so freaking excited" announced Leah shuffling quickly into the back seat to sit beside an equally excited Alice. "No offense Bells but as much as I love your brother it'll be nice to just get away from him for the weekend."

I glanced in the rear-view mirror, "None taken, he drove me insane growing up so I can only imagine he's gotten worse with age."

"Men suck" Rose added bluntly. She had only just broken up with her now ex-boyfriend a couple of months ago and had now swore of men forever. To be completely honest I didn't blame her, Royce was fucking asshole and I was beyond ecstatic when she finally kicked his to the curb.

"They all drive you insane; it's part of their master plan." Oh boy Rose was on a roll. "They act romantic and charming to get you in the sack and then bam!" she clapped her hands together, "the façade is dropped and they slowly begin to torture you with their fucking annoying habits until you cannot stand the sight of them."

"Hear hear" cheered Alice who decided to join in with Rose's man hating comparing Royce with her latest ex, Tyler, the entire way to Angela's and the airport.