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October Treat,

By Winterwing3000

"Please, Sessh!" Rin begged as she threw her arms around her boyfriend's neck, hanging onto him in a hug. "You're already more than dressed, a few accessories won't hurt!"

Sesshomaru stared down at the brunette from under his nose, examining her outfit. Her hair braided over her left shoulder, large hoop earrings pierced through her ears. On her head was a purplish cloth wrapped around her head, and there was a fake gold charm placed like a crown on her head, a faux jewel in the middle of her forehead. A loose shirt, sleeveless, hugged her body, exposing just the top of her chest and most of her stomach. There was a lighter violet skirt around her hips, cut off diagonally from her knees to her ankle with a doggie charm belt looped around her waist. Bangles decorated her arms and legs and neck. The see-through scarf that was supposed to hide her face was hanging behind her left ear.

"I refuse." He turned his head away from her. "They are inferior to-."

"To your wonderful inu youkai lineage and the beautifully girlish looking hair and prettiness of your face, especially your wonderful pointed ears. I know, I know… you've only said that a couple hundred times the past three years we've done this, but how will this change from the other times we did it?" she ranted, loosening herself from him, tugging at a lock of silver hair.

"But I swear, this will make you sooo much sexier, not to mention… I'll give you a little treat after tonight." She winked at him then held out the side assortments to him.

Mechanically, he placed on the black eye patch over his right eye and plopped on the red-black triangular hat on his crown, a white skull and crossbones sewn onto the front. Rin, giggling, attached the green furball, graciously named by Sesshomaru himself, onto his left shoulder.

The outfit was nearly complete but one thing appeared to missing, which was always their main argument would turn out to be about.

"No."

"But Sessh!" Quick puppy eyes attack.

"It is barely steel. What makes you think that it would fit me any better?"

"Because… it can do wonders to your sexiness appeal?"

"Hardly." Dryness dripped from his voice. "I prefer my swords."

"Sessh! You'll scare the kids that way! Anyway, aren't you supposed to be Mr. Strong Almighty? Or was that Inuyasha?" she grinned. "Please?"

"You do understand that this is cement, correct?"

"Yeah, so?"

"It is not steel as it should be."

Rin had her hands on her hips, glaring up at him in a fashion which Sesshomaru didn't like. Nope, not a bit.

"You either put that frigging cement hook on your left hand right now or you're sleeping on the couch for the next three months!"

Currently hating his inner, sex fiend, demon, Sesshomaru stiffly slipped on the hook into his left sleeve.

"There we go! All's well that ends well!" the young woman said, adjusting the cuffs to cover up his claws over the hook's handle. "Plus, it's so much kinkier this way." She flashed him a naughty grin and gave him a chaste kiss before hauling him after her to the front door.

Notes: This is AU (Alternate Universe)

Rin is around 19 and Sesshomaru… looks 25, is actually much, much older.

AN: Kyah! I'm back sweethearts! Hope you enjoyed this treat! Naughty Rin… Lolz!

This is for the LJ community, 30kisses, without the underscore. This theme is from List Alpha, #6 (pirate).