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As Karin chased after Toshiro, she brooded on what could have got him so out of character enough to actually steal her body. Idiot, maybe he got drunk off of Orihime's food. Wait, no. He hates her food. As she started to catch up to him, she yelled, "Hey, Shiro Chan!" She had intentionally called him by his pet name to make him turn around and face her, but his reaction utterly surprised her.

"Yes, my sweet?" he asked her with a gentle smile on his face as he slowly turned around to face her. Karin's jaw dropped and she backed away in horror. Did he just say that? Out loud, she hollered at him, "You big loser!" And immediately ran towards him, swinging her foot out in an arch to kick his chin. the kick had enough force in it to knock him backwards, and Karin's lifeless body tumbled out of his arms.

"Oh, my lovely Karin-hime Chan, why did you do that to me? Did I displease you?" Toshiro asked with pleadingly.

"SHUT UP WITH THE NICKNAMES ALREADY, YOU BIG LOSER!" Karin kicked him again, this time knocking him out cold and leaving a clean shoeprint on his face. She walked over and entered her body, picking herself up and dusting herself off. Stupid little midget, I should just leave him there. She turned to walk back to the fountain, but as she took a last look at him, a small red feather sticking out of Toshiro's abdomen caught her eye. Curious, she walked over to his body and pulled it out, finding a small needle and vial at the tip of the feather. On the vial was an engraving, and as she read it, a dangerous black aura started to surround her athletic frame. That perverted old man. I'm coming after you, you bastard! She thought to herself. Then, she heard shuffling and Toshiro moaning. That was actually kinda sexy. As she realized what her mind had just done, she shook her head and looked away from him. When he didn't do anything else for a few seconds, she grew impatient and poked him roughly on the shoulder. "Hey, wake up you pervert." Immediately, his eyes shot open.

"I'm not a pervert!" He snapped at her as she stared at the vein throbbing in his head. Knowing that she was staring at his vein, he turned away. "I apologize for what I did earlier," he mumbled.

"So you remember?" she asked, incredulously. As his cheeks turned even redder, he cleared his throat.

"Well, I believed that I was dreaming at first, but the fact that my face hurts so much proves otherwise." Karin grinned evilly, practically baring her teeth at Toshiro.

"You deserved it."

"What! No I didn't! It's not like I meant to steal your body, it just happened!" Karin grinned even wider and started laughing at him. Again. "What's so funny!"

"Teasing you." she replied in between gasps of air. Then she got up and walked away, leaving him to seethe by himself. A few seconds later, she noticed that he had caught up to her and was back to his usual cold and calm personality. Not wanting to make him even more unhappy, she started a light conversation, talking about school as he told her about how life in the Soul Society had been in the few years they've been apart. As the woods thinned out, they saw a dark silhouette dragging what seemed to be a heavy bag from the fountain. Then, they heard sobbing, realizing that it was Yuzu, Karin sprinted to her sister's side. "Yuzu, what's wrong?" she asked, urgently shaking her sister's shoulders.

"Karin-Chan, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! And he keeps doing the dead body moaning thing that sensei was talking to us about today on class!" she wailed, throwing herself into her sister's arms. Karin's head fell forward in hopelessness for her sister. When she brought her head back up, she explained to her carefully, "Yuzu, Hanataro isn't dead. You probably just gave him a concussion or something." Realization dawned in Yuzu's eyes, "Thank you so much Karin! You always make verything better!" Then she stepped back, holding Karin at arm's length. She looked her up and down, nodding her head in approval. "You'll even make it better for Toshiro-kun too, since you have such a nice body. I know he would love you with all his heart even if my sister wasn't so beautiful though, wouldn't you, Toshiro-kun?" she asked, turning her head to an astounded Captain Hitsugaya. Karin too, was surprised, but then burst out yelling at the same time as Toshiro.

Just when their tirade against Yuzu had reached it's peak, they heard a ghostly moan from behind them. Yuzu screamed and hid behind Karin, clutching her arm. Karin merely took on a bored expression, telling Yuzu it was just another stupid ghost. Toshiro opened his mouth to ask her what she had meant by "another stupid ghost," when the moan came louder this time, followed by a scream of, "FISH PASTE!" Instantly, Toshiro and Karin popped a Mod Soul in their mouths, popping out of their bodies at the same time. Toshiro drew his sword and posed in a fighting stance, but Karin, who was running as fast as could without shunpo, didn't have time to draw her sword or stop, so she scooped a small broken branch off the ground, scraping her knuckles along the ground

As she reached what was causing the ghostly wail, she jumped high into the air and swung her arms behind her head, ready to bring the stick down on the monster's head. But at the last second, she realized that it was Hanataro. Unable to stop her dangerous attack, Karin loosened her grip on the branch, so it would bounce off Hanataro's head rather than caving it in. And so, Hanataro was knocked unconscious for the second time that day.

"RYUKEN ISHIDA! YOU. SHALL. PAY!" yelled Isshin as he jumped on a trampoline. He let out an impressive samurai battle cry as he took his final leap, throwing himself against the window of Ryuken's office. As his body slammed into the glass, Isshin's eyes bugged out and his nose broke, from the force of the impact. He screamed all the way down to the ground, which was three stories below him.

Nurses and an emergency crew rushed out to the fallen man and helped him into a room, where a new employee of Ryuken's inspected the cuts and bruises and attended to his broken nose.

"I demand to see Ryuken. Right. Now." Isshin stated. For emphasis, he grabbed the newbie's collar and threw him out the door, slamming it into his face. Patiently, he waited. Exactly twenty minutes after he was sent after, Ryuken showed up in his lab coat.

"What do you want, Kurosaki?" he intoned.

"You drugged Captain Hitsugaya didn't you? That could have hurt my beautiful daughter to see the love of her life that way!" he yelled, shaking the doctor's shoulder.

"I had to. My useless son has been fawning over some girl just because she has sex appeal. I needed to find a cure for it before he bacame even more worthless to me."

"Oh? Are you talking about Orihime-Chan and Uryu's relationship they've had for the past few months?" he asked, curious of the older Quincy's reaction.

"Shut up, you fool!" yelled the Quincy, suddenly opening fire on his friend.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? You're a doctor! You help! Are you listening to me? You help!" stammered Isshin as he dodged the arrows as if his life depended on it. Which it did.

Author's Note!
Sorry it isn't that good. I don't really like this chapter, but I tried to do it as fast as I could. There WILL be more interesting events coming up soon though, I guarantee it!

Leave a review! Thanks to the people that left one last time. It made me really happy ^_^"

And also, this story will be a lemon. But it'll be my first so there might be a few more chapters before I work up the courage to write something good.