Boot Camp

"I'M BLIND!" Jeff screamed in a voice so loud that it probably had the power to wake the dead. "MATT HELP ME! I'M BLIND AND I CAN'T SEE!"

"You are not blind!" Matt snapped irritably. "We just woke up in a dark room that is obviously not our hotel room."

"And why would you say that you were blind and can't see in the same sentence?" Hunter asked. "You're basically repeating yourself there dude."

Jeff glared at him even though the blonde couldn't see it. "You know what asshole? You can just shut up over there. If I want to repeat myself, I damn well will."

"Hey! What did I tell you about cussing?" Shawn asked.

"I don't know. I wasn't listening."

Matt sighed and rolled his eyes. "How typical Jeffery. Why can't you ever listen to what anyone says?"

"Because you people never have anything interesting to say," Jeff replied honestly.

The lights suddenly came on and the boys blinked as their eyes tried to get used to the sudden transition. When they finally could see clearly, their jaws dropped in shock. Standing before them were Stephanie, Beth, Candice, Maria and Rebecca. The girls were dressed like drill sergeants and they were all holding whips like a dominatrix would use.

Hunter rubbed his eyes to make sure he was seeing this right. "Hey girls," he said slowly. "Are we about to take part in some kinky role playing orgy that I was not aware I would be participating in?"

Stephanie shook her head. "Nope, sorry Hunter. There will be no orgy tonight."

"Damn it."

Shawn glared at him. "Wait, you actually want all of us to have an orgy?"

"Don't answer that question," Matt said before Hunter could speak. "I don't even want to know."

Jeff looked at the girls in confusion. "What's going on here? Why are all of you dressed like that?"

"We're dressed like this because this room is officially your boot camp," Beth explained. "I am sick of coming home to find you guys freaking out and being weird because you ate Rob's brownies. It is causing me way too many headaches to be worth it."

Jeff frowned. "Okay first of all, I'm not even wearing boots, so this camp is completely pointless for me. Second of all, us eating the brownies is not causing you to have headaches. The little headache gnomes living in your brain are causing them."

Rebecca looked at him incredulously. "Jeff, honey, boot camp is not just for people wearing boots. And as for that second thing…well I don't even know what to say to that."

Maria nodded in agreement. "I'm supposed to be the dumb one who lives in her own world and that's just strange in my book."

Matt sighed and gave the girls a pleading look. "Okay, I know that you guys get upset when we eat the special brownies and lock you out of the house. I can understand where you're coming from. But maybe if you would just try the brownies, you would understand why we like them so much."

"We don't want to try the brownies," Beth snapped.

"Says you," Candice muttered.

Beth glared at her. "Not tonight anyway," she conceded. "You see, this boot camp thing is actually really starting to sound very appealing to me." She pointed to Hunter. "Drop and give me fifty."

"Fifty orgasms?" Hunter said eagerly. That earned him a slap from both Jeff and Stephanie.

Beth rolled her eyes. "No you fucking dope. Fifty push-ups. Do them now."

Hunter shook his head. "No way. I don't want to do that. I'm too tired."

There was a moment where Beth looked like she was going to be sympathetic and let him off the hook. Then she surprised everyone by smacking him with the whip. "I SAID GIVE ME FIFTY ASSHOLE!"

Hunter yelled in pain and immediately hid behind Jeff. "What the hell is wrong with your girlfriend?" he asked in fear.

Jeff shook his head. He was staring at Beth like he had never seen her before in his life. "I don't know but I think I like it."

Stephanie glared at Beth. "Now wait a minute! Who the hell said you got to hit my husband? I thought we were all hitting our own spouses."

Shawn frowned. "Wait, isn't that spousal abuse then?"

"Not if we do it with a dominatrix whip," Maria explained. "Then it's just kinky."

"It's Beth's logic," Rebecca stated for the record.

Matt nodded in appreciation. It sounded like good logic to him. "I like it. I think if we just drop the whole boot camp gimmick, we could have something that works very well here."

"Yeah, the boot camp thing isn't really teaching us a lesson," Shawn said with a nod.

"I wouldn't say that," Hunter said. "This has taught me Beth is a crazy ass bitch when she gets a hold of a whip."

Jeff turned around to glare at him. "Did I say you could call my Beth a bitch?"

Hunter glared back at him. "Seeing as how you're not my parent or my wife, I don't need your permission to do anything."

"Oh that's it, you're going to get it." Jeff snatched the whip from Hunter and began smacking him with it. Hunter began yelling in pain and tried to run away, but Jeff just kept on chasing him and hitting him as he went.

Everyone stared at the sight of that. Nobody even tried to come to Hunter's aid. "Wow, I'm almost a little turned on," Candice said under her breath.

Matt frowned and looked at her. "What?"

"You're not the only one," Beth said. She ran forward, grabbed Jeff by the arm and began dragging him along. "Come on honey! We need to have sex!"

Jeff immediately stopped trying to go back after Hunter and willingly followed Beth out of the room. Everyone stared at the door for a second before looking at each other. Nobody knew what to say.

"So….can we revisit the orgy idea?"

The others just sighed. Hunter had more hormones than a teenager.