Author's note: So far I haven't had a great response to this story, please leave a review and let me know what you think.

Thanks to JRDurham for being the bestest pre-reader =)

Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended. I do not and will never own Twilight. The characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, the story line here however is mine =)

Edward's Point of View

Nothing, I mean nothing could possibly be hotter than watching Bella dirty dance with another chick on a stage.

By another chick I mean Alice, who is really pretty but she doesn't compare to Bella. She is like pure sex on legs.

I cannot stop staring while they grind and I am painfully aware of the rock hard boner I am now sporting.

Not wanting to seem like a complete pervert I adjust myself discretely and tear my eyes away, with extreme difficulty.

I look slightly to the left just in time to see Jasper awkwardly clambering up to join them. He struggles for a few seconds before both Bella and Alice reach down to grab his hands and help haul him up.

The live fantasy playing out in front of me is now ruined.

The view now however is undeniably entertaining. Jasper can't dance for shit.

Evidently the redbull has set in as he whoops loudly when that song from LMFAO begins to play. You know the one with the wiggle?

He's uncoordinated as he sways from side to side, waving his arm wildly in the air nearly smacking Alice in the face.

Of course he's singing along loudly and I am a little impressed that he knows all the words; I never would have pegged him for a fan. He's usually into more obscure music, alternative, rock.

I also never knew he could do the wiggle.

Bella and Alice are in hysterics as Jasper thrusts his crotch back and forwards, shouting out the lyrics. They're laughing so hard they stop dancing and Alice is bent over clutching her stomach.

I nearly piss myself laughing too.

Jazz is blissfully unaware, lost in the music. He looks like he's having the time of his life.

Finally he's letting loose and having some fun, without a care in the world.