A short, silly and nonsense-filled peek of what might happen later down the line with Mjolnir and Tony.
Well he was screwed. And not in the nice way either. Or course a battle had to happen when he was quickly popping out for doughnuts and separated from his suit. And his team. He was not even one-hundred percent sure what these creatures were but they were ugly. Sure his suit would arrive. Eventually. But he could not guarantee his own or others safety without the high chance of being squished.
As he called for his suit and willed for some divine being to just help him out a little, or at least let him finish his doughnut before any impromptu invasion of the uglies. They looked like the kind of translucent blind squishy things you find in caves mixed with a case of Rodents of Unusual Size.
He looked longingly at his doughnuts before taking charge of the evacuation, civvies sadly that to come before doughnuts. Never mind he was technically a civilian, especially without his suit.
He had managed to get the majority of the panicking civilians into some sort of safety when one of the uglies decided to take it upon itself that Tony Stark made an excellent meal. He was not sure whether the thought of just touching one was more off-putting than actually being eaten.
He could just see his suit in the far distance. 'Come on' he willed.
But something reached him first. Or rather she did.
Mjolnir smashed into his hand long before an replusor could. He was an inventor and he was going to use what he could to smash the thing before it ate him, or worse, touched him and was cold and clammy.
"Hammer time!" He declared, as he was Tony Stark and what was Tony Stark if not inappropriately timed references. Then, as to quote the Hulk, he smashed.
"Oh bae, you came to rescue me." He murmured to Mjolnir before continuing with a wicked grin just full out swinging at the things. He could see why Thor and the Hulk enjoyed hitting things so much.
The suit snapped on around him and one awkward replusor hovered seemingly uncertain what to do with the hammer taking its place.
By the time his absolutely slow team arrived he had already struck down most of them.
"Seriously guys? I'm demoting all of you. Mjolnir, you are now promoted and their bosses. Cap, seeing as I am completely generous, your shield may be promoted as well as I'm all for equal rights."
They all gave him that look which meant they probably thought he was crazy. Whatever, he was used to it.
"Whilst I'm promoting and firing how about an insect and arachnid related subgroup of the Avengers? Picture this, the Wasp, Ant-man, Spider-man, Spider-woman and the Black Widow. I'm sure there is hundreds of other bug superheroes just waiting to be in a special club just for them!"