Chapter name: Rule two – Always wear gloves as a crime scene

Pairing: Tony/Gibbs

Rating:T

Warnings: a bit of slash but nothing too explicit

Ok so instead of Kate emailing the picture of Tony in leather with another dude, (the one Abby photo-shopped) Abby prints it off and leaves it on Gibbs' desk for him to find.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs was a silent man. A man who kept to himself. He liked his privacy and his alone time and most of all he liked his senior field agent Tony DiNozzo. But hell if he would ever let on to the fact. That boy was straight as an arrow, or at least he acted that way. He would chase anything with a vagina and legs. His conquests were not unknown to everyone at the office. Gibbs would head slap his senior field agent, he would yell at him, he would even sand his boat for endless hours while the poor Italian poured his heart out, but he would never tell him how he felt. How much he yearned for him, how much he loved him, how much he cared for him.

That was before the picture.

He walked in after his 4th coffee break and saw an envelope on his desk. He opened it and a mix of emotions flew through him. Shock, amusement, arousal and then jealousy. This last emotion was probably the one that fuelled the silver haired man to do the things he did.

'DiNozzo, My office. Now.' he picked up the photo and walked into the elevator. He waited for the elevator to start moving before he pushed the emergency stop.

Tony, who was starting to panic a bit was taking deep breaths and trying to remember what he could have possible done wrong. Amongst teasing Kate and making stupid jokes at crime scenes, he couldn't decide what it was that would have made his boss angry and earned him a telling off in 'the office'.

'What's this DiNozzo?' Gibbs shoved the picture in front of the younger agent's face. Tony grabbed the picture then pushed it further away from his face,

'Boss...this isn't me!'

'What was it doing on my desk DiNozzo? Something you want to tell me?'

'Boss I...'

'This is you?' Gibbs points to the face

'Well...Yeah...bu'

'and this is another man. Right?'

'yeah but...'

'I don't care what crazy you got up to in your fraternity years DiNozzo, I need you to know that you will not get up to anything crazy like this now.' Gibbs stepped closer to Tony, he leaned in to the younger agent and whispered into his ear

'you are mine now Tony. No-one is allowed to tie you up, or touch you like that, except for me, you got that?'

Tony was a little confused, slightly shocked and very turned on. And he wasn't the only one. Gibbs pushed his hard-on into Tony. Then suddenly stepped back and snatched the picture.

'Mine' he said before starting the elevator back up.

He left the elevator leaving Tony to digest what had just happened.

The next stop on the elevator Abby's lab.

With Marilyn Manson blaring out from the two little speakers, Abigail Scuito was processing evidence, or rather waiting for AFIS to turn up with a match.

'Tony, how can I help you?'

How did that woman do it? She didn't hear him, she couldn't, not with that noise in the background and contrary to what she believed she did not have a sixth sense, no Abby saw his reflection in the computer screen, but why tell him that.

'It's really weird when you do that Abs,' he stood closer to the goth and then pulled the ipod out of the docking station making it very very quiet, something that the scientist didn't like.

'I know you did it' he continued.

'Did what Tony?' she smiled, a knowing smile appearing on her face.

'You know what Abs. I can get a finger print analysis and I can find out who it was.'

'I have no idea what you are talking about. Even if you were talking about a certain picture that someone may have photo-shopped with a certain individual turning up on a certain boss's desk, I still wouldn't have any idea. Besides you should know Tony. Always wear gloves at a crime scene.' she turned to her computer which had just dinged. 'Tell Gibbs I found a match.'

Just as Tony turned to exit, Abby ran and stood infront of him. 'Well, what did he say?'

'I haven't told him about the match yet Abby'

'Tooneh you know what I mean.' she smiled and jumped up and down all excited waiting for a reply.

Tony thought for a moment about whether or not to tell his friend about the encounter. Ah what the heck, she would probably pull the CCTV footage on it later on and quizz him on it anyway.

'He told me I was his, and that no-one was ever allowed to touch me or tie me up like that again.' he quietly told his friend what had happened and dropped his face slightly to hide his embarrassment.

Abby's face lit up, 'Eeeeee, well did you tell him how you feel?'

'Did he tell who how he feels?' Gibbs poked his head around the corner. He had been standing there long enough to know that the picture was obviously faked and that DiNozzo 'felt' something.

'Er...Boss...' Tony had turned bright red. Abby chucked her half-full CafPow in the bin, picked up Bert and headed for the elevator

'I'm gonna go get a CafPow.' she grinned as she walked away clutching Bert and making him fart.

Gibbs didn't know what he should say. He really jumped to conclusions and just assumed that the picture was real. Why not? How was he to know the picture was a fake. Question now was how to stop the situation from getting more and more awkward. But it looked like he wouldn't have to do anything. Tony would do all the talking. As usual.

'Boss, you should know...it wasn't me in the picture, well it was. It was photo-shopped you know like cutting and pasting my face onto the body of another, its a computer thing, its totally fake, except the picture was real but not of me with the other dude and I wasn't dressed in leather. And I won't do anything with anyone anymore because I understand. And no man will ever touch me like ...and and and now I'm I'm shutting up now boss.'

Gibbs only took a moment to process what Tony had just said, or rather blurted out. He stepped closer to the younger agent, his eyes turning a deep black. His arm went around Tony's waist and he pulled the Italian to his chest and then pressed his lips down on the younger agents'. The chaste kiss soon turned to a passionate battle for dominance. Each one exploring the other mouth and body. Gibbs moved his hands lower to cup Tony's ass and pull him in even closer. Their hard members touching through the fabric of the now unwanted clothing.

The older man pulled apart and rested his head on the younger agent's waiting for him to catch his breath. 'You are sure that you want this right?'

he waited for the younger agent to answer who was still clearly dazed from the amazing kiss.

Tony opened his mouth to say something and then closed it. He did this a few times before something in his head clicked. He grabbed the older agent by the hair and pulled his head to the side exposing his neck. He then slowly peckered kisses from the collar-bone to the ear before whispering as seductively as he could, 'Jethro, i've wanted this for years' he emphasised the 'this' by pushing him swollen package onto the other man.

The silver haired man gasped slightly at the mention of his name and then a small moan escaped his lips when he felt Tony's arousal against him.

'Guess we should thank Abby?' Tony said. 'Only thing is we can't prove it was her.'

'She wore gloves huh?

AN: sorry i haven't updated this in a while, i have written a few of the other rules but i wanted to post them in order hence the wait hope you guys enjoyed it. pm me ideas for any other rules :)