Gabriel contemplated the letter he had been delivered.
Alright, so daddykins had decided to give him another chance. Why? To prove himself? Hadn't he deserved some kind of peace, after all that mess?
No, no apparently not. Thanks a lot.
Whatever. This could be kinda fun, if he had a whole school to mess with.
As the idea came to mind, Gabriel smirked. All the bystanders who happened to be in the vicinity subconsciously flinched away from the ten year old, and was left to wonder why as Gabriel disappeared in a whirl of feathers.
Not that said bystanders could see any feathers, but you get the point.
Appearing in a unnoticed corner of Diagon Alley, which his selective omniscience had conveniently informed him of, Gabriel marched into a bookstore and asked some lady at the counter for a book for 'new wizards'.
The lady cooed over his cuteness, to which Gabriel smugly admired the power of kids, and she led him to a bookshelf titled Introductory Guides to the Wizarding World.
She handed the Archangel a large picture book with the title 'So You Want To Learn Magic?' and ruffled his hair with a smile.
"That one's fun and interesting!"
Okay, now it was getting a bit annoying.
Gabriel smiled sweetly at the lady, acting like the nine year old he looked like. He was short for his age, okay!
"Okay Miss! If I like it, I'll ask my parents if I can have it!"
Oh how Gabriel hated this.
"Sure thing Sweetie!" She smiled back and returned to her job at the counter.
Gabriel opened the book with varying levels of disgust and amusement. The brightly colored pictures and large font hurt his eyes, and that was saying a lot since Gabriel loved bright colors.
This book is for muggleborns such as you to say hello to the Wizarding World! Learn magic, exiting new stuff, and life around here!
Gabriel paused. Surely this was a book for six year old? But no, going by the letter he'd received, 'muggleborn' students only knew about magic at the age of eleven.
So why was a book for muggleborns made like it was for six year olds? Were wizard children really dumb and did wizards assume the Muggleborns were the same?
Or maybe wizards just thought muggleborns to be dumb?
First thing to do, is to get some money from the bank! But before you trade in app your muggle money for wizard money, first check if your great great great great grandpa was a wizard! He may have left you a vault, and you wouldn't have any trouble with your money! Just ask the friendly goblins to check for you!
After groaning at the excessive amount of exclamation marks, Gabriel got more annoyed at the magicals undermining muggles. The subtle insinuation that all muggles were poor left him reeling at the amount of prejudice hidden in a children's book.
This was going to take longer than he thought.
Looking over the rest of the hated text, there was nothing about the situation that Gabriel couldn't have guessed himself.
Idly he wondered if the Goblins would notice who his parent was if he tried that test the book was going on about.
It would be pretty hilarious.
A few hours later, standing in the gold-filled Arkangel family vault, Gabriel revelled in the accompanying Goblin's shocked look.