One Year Later
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Leon/Crisis. A. Fox owns Electrode and Winston.
Chapter 2: Shocking Return
Diana, the Amazonian princess and heroine Wonder Woman, was sitting the cafeteria, thinking. She was sort of tuning in and out of a conversation with a friend of hers; Greer Nelson, the former Avenger Tigra. Tigra was explaining about the tape she had mysteriously received and was talking to the raven-haired warrior about it. Diana nodded vacantly at a statement, but, in her mind, something was bothering her.
Donna was always a bit more stubborn and naïve than Diana was, but never like this. Donna walked away, from the League, the Titans, even her own Themysciria. Why? Was it Farrah? Or, perhaps, was it Roy? The two had gone together with Crisis and Fury after what happened. Maybe Donna thought she was still in love, or maybe she wanted to help Roy. Diana could not figure it out.
Tigra looked at her friend and said,
"Princess?"
Diana looked up,
"Yes?"
The striped heroine shook her head,
"You look out of it. Something wrong?"
The powerhouse Amazon nodded,
"I'm just worried about Donna. It bothers me that she would leave everything to chase after a dream."
Tigra nodded in understanding,
"Yeah, but, look at it this way; Farrah can be trusted."
She rubbed her hands together in nervousness,
"It's Leon that worries me. I'm scared the path he might be on could only lead to destruction and might end up hurting Farrah."
Diana looked at her furry friend,
"Did you always approve of them?"
The former cop nodded,
"Yeah, at least, before I found out he was spying on all of us like the way he was. I always thought it was just nerves, but, after this, I'm worried. Worried that he might not be who he says he is. Worried that he might be some total sociopath using Farrah for his own gain, and she's going along with it."
Diana sighed.
It was then a loud crash was heard and a familiar voice was heard screaming,
"Hippolyta, no!"
It was Steve Rogers, Captain America. Legendary hero of World War Two, he had fought thousands of Nazis and some of the Red Skull's most powerful creations. Now, he was at the mercy of one Amazonian queen who had a very strong attraction with him.
He ran across the hallway, Hippolyta, the blonde queen, in hot pursuit,
"Come back, darling Adonis!"
Diana shook her head, still in complete shock,
"I will never understand how this is possible."
Tigra giggled,
"Could be worse. Every Amazon on Themysciria could be chasing after him."
The Amazon princess nodded,
"I was there when Mother made her case to bring Captain America to the island. Two hundred Amazons wanted to fight him. He beat them all. Even Artemis was impressed."
She shook her head,
"Artemis told me it was like fighting a true warrior. For the first time in her life, she had a true challenger."
Tigra said,
"She lost, didn't she?"
Diana nodded,
"Badly."
Meanwhile, in Zatanna's room…
Zatanna, the dark-haired sorceress, was meditating in the center of the room, candles and magical symbols painted on the floor and ceilings. She was reciting an incantation to bring back her beloved Wonder Man. As soon as she did, Zatanna would marry him. She chanted in an ancient and mysterious language. Several shining lights appeared above the symbols and, in a moment, Zatanna shouted in the mysterious language.
Suddenly, Simon Williams, the ionic powerhouse Wonder Man, dropped into the room. He groaned,
"What's going on?"
The actor then looked at Zatanna and it all made sense. Simon groaned,
"This can't get any worse."
Just then, there was another flash, and eight familiar faces dropped on the two of them.
Electrode groaned,
"What the hell? Why does inter-dimensional transportation always have to hurt?"
He then felt something quite soft on his hand. The electric powered thief said,
"Hey, Winston, did you put on weight?"
Zatanna glared murderously,
"That's my breast, jackass."
Electrode was ecstatic,
"DARLING ZATANNA!"
He picked her up and stomped on everybody else,
"I thought I'd lost you for good."
Electrode tried to hug her, which only fueled Zatanna's rage. She slapped him across the face.
Winston shook his head,
"Should've seen that coming."
Fastball looked around,
"Where are we?"
Plunder was curled up into a ball,
"Is that crazy Lady Deadpool here? I can't stand her! She's crazy!"
Zatanna shouted,
"Get away from me, you pervert! I only brought Simon back to be with me!"
Electrode then saw Wonder Man and he immediately went on the attack,
"DIE!"
The brawl escaped Zatanna's room and quickly began filling the halls.
Vixen, the mystically powered animal heroine, had heard Simon was on board the station and, when she saw him in the brawl with Electrode, channeled the power of a rhino and charged,
"GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!"
The whole tower shook slightly as the brawl escalated, and Winston ordered,
"We need to restrain Electrode."
Rip Roar groaned,
"Rip Roar is not going to like this."
Later…
Needless to say, the damage down to the Watchtower hallways was more than expected. Though the station was in orbit, it was safe to say that the remaining founders of the League were not happy, especially Batman. The Dark Knight glared at the eight villains,
"How did you get in here?"
Electrode sarcastically remarked,
"We came through the front door, how else?"
Superman shook his head,
"What happened, exactly?"
Winston explained,
"Well, after you let us go, we were teleported up by this guy named Deadpool and his Deadpool look-alike group called the Deadpool Corps. They sent me back to my native Earth, Earth Prime, only Deadpool got the idea of taking over and drove Superman Prime insane, probably destroying the dimension and sending us back here."
He exhaled,
"Wow, that's a lot to say in one breath."
Electrode shook his head,
"Speaking of Deadpool, where is the bastard, anyway? He owes me money."
Plunder groaned,
"Please, could you just forget this whole thing happened? I'm really tired."
Fastball declared,
"Not until I rescue my Vixen from Wonder Man!"
Electrode added,
"And my Zatanna!"
The two women glared at them. Of course, Hazard, Contessa, and Godiva, three villainesses that had an attraction to Electrode, glared back at Vixen and Zatanna. Hazard, the luck-manipulating villainess, hissed,
"What does Electrode see in you, fat ass?"
Zatanna shot back,
"That pervert deserves everything he gets! I love Simon, and that's final!"
Hawkgirl shook her head,
"Maybe we should just let Zatanna kill 'em."
Superman said,
"No. Electrode, you have to leave, if you promise not to bother Wonder Man."
Electrode looked aghast and horrified. He declared,
"Never! I would rather die!"
The avian heroine readied her mace,
"I think I can arrange something."
John Stewart shook his head,
"Shayera, no. It's not worth it."
The Thanagarian warrior pouted,
"You're no fun!"
Winston spoke for the group,
"As the only sane member in this whole thing, let me just say it was not our intent coming here. We'll be leaving."
Electrode gripped the table tightly,
"NEVER! I WON'T LEAVE UNTIL I HAVE MY ZATANNA!"
Fastball did the same thing,
"THE SAME THING GOES FOR ME, BUT ONLY WITH VIXEN!"
Plunder looked at the cook,
"I thought you'd want to stay and impress Gypsy, Winston."
Gypsy walked in,
"What's this I hear about Simon showing up?"
Winston blushed hotly and swallowed nervously. Plunder nodded,
"I thought so. Rip Roar, you know what to do."
Rip Roar nodded and, grabbing Fastball and Electrode with all his arms, left for the transporters. Plunder then knocked out Winston and hefted him on his shoulders. He tilted his head,
"Ma'am."
As the eight energized out of there, Superman shook his head,
"Did this actually happen?"
Wonder Woman said,
"I have a hard time believing it myself, but it is true."
"HELP ME!"
Simon was running for his life, Zatanna, Gypsy, and Vixen all looking to catch him. John groaned,
"Now, we have this to worry about."
Next Chapter:
Deadpool lands in the DC Persiana-verse, but is recruited by a new group of vigilante heroes specializing in black ops. Who are they? Stay tuned!