PEEKING

"FRED WEASLEY! COME OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT."

Fred's head shot up and he inched away from the breakfast table, a guilty expression on his face. Ron looked up from his eggs, "Where you going, mate?"

"Better yet, what did you do?"

Fred glared at his twin who smiled back at him pleasantly. On hearing the sound of somebody stomping through the rooms, Fred looked around harried, searching for something.

"Accio wand!"

Fred made a grab for his wand as it flew from the table to a very irate girl's hand. George picked up his plate and started piling up his plate with his twin's unfinished breakfast, "Guess you won't be needing this anymore."

"Hermione, dear!"

Mrs. Weasley bustled into the room and flew another plate onto the table, "Have some breakfast. Sit next to Fred."

Hermione's eyes did not leave Fred's face as she grit her teeth, "No thanks, Mrs. Weasley. I just ate."

Fred flinched, "I can explain, Granger."

"Ohoho, you are going to do a lot more than just explain."

Mrs. Weasley looked at the two of them, and then scowled at her son, "What did you do Frederick?!"

"Not now, Mum." Fred tried to avoid the angry witch standing a few feet away from him, but he had no opening through which to escape. Hermione had his wand.

"What did he do, dear?"

Hermione's face turned red. She pointed her wand at Fred and mumbled something.

"I told you it was an accident, Granger!"

"Three times! You did it three times!"

Sounds of the door opening and someone banging into the furniture stole everyone's attention and they watched as Harry stumbled into the room. He put his hands on his knees and gasped for breath. "D-Don't kill him, Hermione."

Ron looked at his best friend, "What happened to you?"

"She hexed me."

Ron looked warily at Hermione, before turning to the panting Harry, "Blimey mate, what did you do?"

"I saw her in –" Harry's face turned red and he spoke something under his breath. When Hermione glowered at him, he put up his hands, "You knew I was out there. It wasn't deliberate!"

"Wait – what!?" Fred' glared at Harry, "You saw her naked?" He stalked towards Hermione, "Give me my wand, Granger. I need to take away his memory."

"YOU APPARATED IN MY BATHROOM! THREE TIMES! WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER! GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON, WEASLEY, NOT TO TURN YOU INTO A TOAD!"

"Frederick!" Her mother's horrified exclaim made Fred protest, "It was an accident!"

"Mate, how do you apparate by accident and even that in Hermione's shower?"

Fred cast a blistering look at his younger brother. Then he leaned back and grabbing George's wand which was sticking out of his pocket, and grinned at Hermione, "You have nothing to be ashamed of Granger. You looked stunning."

With that he flicked the wand and apparated out of the kitchen barely missing the curse Hermione threw his way as she howled in fury.

A.N: Long time, huh?