Presenting the longest chapter in this story, Chocolate Randomizer xD I wrote this in two days :) Am I uploading too fast? I see that alot of people love computer-san x)

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid BUT I do own computer-san ^.^ You jel?


~Rin POV~

I started making my way through the mirror labyrinth, trying my best to find a path but it's so hard with all these mirrors! And I have a time limit of ten minutes, or I die! Perfect, just perfect...

Wait...is that...yes it is! A door! Finally!

CRACK

The walls started shifting. No! The walls are going to block the exit! I ran as fast as I could but alas, the walls beat me to it...

"Hehe...one thing I forgot to mention...the walls move every three minutes, so you have to act fast. You have seven minutes remaining."

"That's not fair!"

"Life isn't fair"

He has a point...

I began making my way through the torturing maze, this time moving a bit faster than before.

*shuffle*

Hm? I thought I heard something...

"GRAAA!"

I turned around to witness a zombie with a unibrow charging at me. I could take it down easily. One problem...because of the mirrors, I have no clue where it's coming from.

Lily once told me "If your opponent is making a close combat move, wait for them to make the first move. Take advantage of your reflexes and senses and hit them at their weak spots when they are closest to you. The closer you are, the bigger the impact."

It's time I took her words of wisdom and used them. So I waited. I could tell it was inspecting me, probably wondering why I look so relaxed when I knew that he is ready to possibly kill me. I'm an epic mind reader, eh?

It seemed to have come out of its confusing state and started running towards me. I turned my back towards it and waited. Once I was sure it was close enough, I took out one of my blades, twisted the upper-half of my body to the left and stabbed it in the stomach.

The unibrow zombie chocked up a little bit of blood before collapsing to the floor.

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you kill a zombie" I could tell I had a smug look on my face. Lily would be proud.

CRACK

Oh great. The walls are changing AGAIN.


~Len POV~

The writing in the bubble said 'Mike Peters was surprised to see his window slide open and was positively shocked when he saw two strangers climb inside. What transpired next could only be described as a despicable act of thievery. Mike watched with rapt fascination as the two thieves systematically began to remove the priceless Persian carpets, artwork, and jewelry. Having stripped the room, the thieves climbed back out the window. Incredibly, Mike went back to what he had been doing before the thieves arrived and soon he'd forgotten about the entire incident. Why wouldn't Mike have tried to stop the thieves or at the very least call the police after they had left?'

There were four panels. One said 'Mike Peters had amnesia', the other one said 'Mike Peters was a six month old baby', another one said 'Mike Peters was blind' and the last one said 'Mike Peters had a short-term memory'.

"The only ones that make sense are 'Mike Peters had a short-term memory' and 'Mike Peters was a six month old baby'"

"But which one is the correct answer?"

"I'm going to go with...Mike Peters was a six month old baby" I pushed the panel and it glowed a blue colour.

"If it glows green then you got it right. If it glows red then you got it wrong. Then I get to kill you! Maybe I could electrocute you or poison you OR put you in a room so that the two walls squish together and your head explodes kufufufu"

"Morbid much?"

"Meh. The answer you chose..."

"Yes..."

"Is..."

I hate these unnecessary pauses. The panel glowed a neon green.

"Phew"

"I wouldn't 'phew' so fast if I were you. You still have more questions to answer"

"Yippee..."

I felt someone tapping my shoulder. When I turned around, no one was there. The same tapping sensation came back, but this time when I turned around, I got punched in the stomach which sent me flying to the other side. I looked up to see a zombie looking down at me in all its glory. Oh yeah? It's about time I used my blades. They were feeling lonely.

I feigned getting up weakly, much to the zombie's satisfaction. I loved the look on its face when lightening bolts came shooting out from my blades and proceeded to fry the little pest. Once my blades felt satisfied, they stopped and I walked up to the zombie who was laying on the floor, defenseless. I knelt down and whispered in its ear.

"Never mess with Len Kagaene, or you will regret it"


~Meiko POV~

I felt so claustrophobic in these tiny rooms. There isn't much space to move around in here. So far, I haven't encountered any monsters, so I guess it's not so bad. I opened a door which revealed a zombie thing. Thankfully, its back was towards me, so it didn't see me yet. Maybe if I'm really quiet, it won't even notice I'm here.

I tried my best to quietly close the door so that I could go back and go through a different one. But the door was kinda squeaky, so it noticed me right away. The universe just hates me,no?

I ran as fast as I could, trying my best to get away from the zombie, but DAMN it's fast. There is no point in running. It will keep on following me until I get tired. I pulled out my scythe. There is only one thing to do.

"EAT MY FIRE WIND!" I cried as my scythe started up a wind made of fire. Self explanatory, isn't it?

"GRAAAAHCK!" the zombie collapsed.

I came to halt and bent down to catch my breath. Whew. That. Was. AWESOME.

"Only six minutes left, hurry up, woman"

"Hey, you can't tell me, Meiko Sakine, what to do"

"It's either this or-"

"Yeah yeah, I know. This or meet my death"

I started to push my way through more doors. How can anyone navigate through this place? Is this building even big enough for a maze?

~time skip of 3 minutes~

Let me fill you in on what happened the last couple of minutes. I went through more doors, battled a couple of zombies and found a burrito on the floor. And in case you're wondering, yes, I ate it.

I only have three minutes left and I don't even know where I am going.

I am officially lost.


~Kaito POV~

Once I walked through the door, it immediately slid down. I guess there's no going back. Well maybe it's not so b-HOLY ICE CREAM SALE WITH SPRINKLES! What? Don't judge me. You would react the same way if you saw GIGANTIC trees and HUMONGOUS plants EVERYWHERE.

"Am I in some sort of jungle?"

"Your task is to make your way through the jungle and avoid getting killed from its natural habitats and the species that live here. It's like taking a walk through a jungle and destroying everything you see. Except you are 10x smaller than a tarantula."

Holy cow.

"Good luck"

I started walking through the jungle, swatting away vines the size of snakes and leaves that resembled big green oars.

PLOP

A big raindrop landed in front of me, almost soaking me wet. Soon, more raindrops started falling. Why does the world hate me so? I spotted a spacious mushroom and I ran to it for shelter. Gah, I'm just wasting my time standing here. I noticed a GINORMOUS green caterpillar with red stripes along the side standing next to me, staring at me. As if that isn't giving me the heeby jeebies...

"So..." I might as well start up a conversation until the rain stops.

The caterpillar blinked.

"Crazy weather, huh?"

The caterpillar grumbled.

"Yeah, I know right. You got a wife?"

He (I'm guessing it's a he) grumbled again.

"Woman are a piece of work, am I right?"

He began shuffling away.

"Well, be like that, then! I don't need you!"

I feel lonely. At least the rain is stopping. Once I was sure that there were no more raindrops, I broke into a sprint and dashed towards what I hope is the direction to the exit.

A big spider web came out of nowhere and trapped me into it. A huge spider jumped in front of me and started doing this weird dance thing. Ugh, I need to get out of this place in...uum...

"five minutes"

Yeah, that. Wait, how did you...nevermind. I took out my shotgun and aimed it at the spider. Did I mention that it's HUGE? The spider's eyes were staring at me.

"EAT ICE, YOU CREEPY CRAWLER!" I shouted as an ice ball came from my shotgun and hit the spider. He fell. Mehehe...

I began unraveling myself out of the web and started running again. I haven't got much time left.


And that's all, folks :) Can you do me a HUGE favour? You will? Great! (I sound like Dora The Explorer ^.^) Can you press that little button below. Yes, the one that says 'Review This Story' I heard there is a reward...a cupcake *gasp*