This is the third chapter of the story, I'm Mr. Captain Obvious. It was thanks to angelcarstairs4679 that this chapter was written and edited. Amazingly there are six more chapters posted in the same day.

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Later, Shirou walked into his house with Rin behind him. She complained he was a slow walker while also sauntering around drawing attention. He wanted to say "My name is kettle and your name is pot."

Rin looked around the huge compound that was the home of Emiya Shirou. Judging from the shoes present at the front door, she guessed he wasn't alone in this huge place... She could almost imagine him wearing a sort of pink apron and cooking meals for the residents.

His Guardian showed him actually how to cook and since he was now a student living rent free he had to cook for him every night. Today he would be making three extra plates.

Rin glanced around at the tiny living room, the place laid out nicely with cushions. Archer raised his eyebrow as he stepped in, looking out of place in his outfit.

Shirou was watching him making sure he didn't put his feet up on any of his Guardians items.

"Hey Archer, be more polite and wipe off that annoying smirk of yours," Rin hissed to Archer, who sighed as he crossed his legs, which were aimed for a cushion that Kiritsugu often used for his nap.

Shirou prepared them all rice balls with mayonese or soy sauce as things to spray on the rice balls. Everyone wondered why anyone would eat rice with mayonnaise.

Rin stared at the food a little, the mayonese seemingly looking like a fat slug on the otherwise delicious looking rice ball. Gulping, she seized one and popped it into her mouth, glad the mayonese actually accompanied the food well as she snatched two more in her hand, offering one to Archer, who looked at it as though he was having second thoughts.

Shirou was just happy people could enjoy the oily condiment that was mayonnaise on their rice.

"Oh, you brought guests," a man spoke from the door, dressed in an old yukata and his face was unshaven. Rin took a good look at the man who was most probably his guardian.

" Yes. They are my friends from school and their here to have a study session with me." Shirou felt lying was his best decision.

Rin thought that was the lamest lie on the planet but the older man seemed to have bought it even if it was a really lame excuse to bring a girl and an adult man who looked like he was from some other century to his home.

Shirou went from happy for a wile to outright feeling a little terrible.

"Good evening. I'm a friend of Emiya-kun's from school," Rin said as she plastered a smile on her face, getting up and bowing low to Kiritsugu. She wanted to kick Archer to do the same.

Archer was not under her authority to just bow his body to a stranger like she seemed to think he would.

Rin felt a bit relieved when the older man just smiled and didn't question them any further and proceeded to sit down and pick up a rice ball, biting into it.

Shirou's attention was on his Servant eating rice balls pulling chunks of them off and dropping them in her mouth.

Rin stared as Shirou's servant broke a rice ball into quarters and dropped them into her mouth. That made her look at Archer, who seemed to be eating in a normal fashion, although he would occasionally break it in half and stare into it to see if it was poisoned or something.

"Finished already Cuirassier?" Shirou asked his Servant staring into his eyes now.

Rin was about to say something when Kiritsugu said, "I know who you are and why you're here, Tohsaka Rin."

Shirou wasn't paying attention to her or his guardian and wasn't involved in their conversation.

"So you're him, Emiya Kiritsugu, the Mage Slayer," Rin whispered. "Oh, i didn't know parents would tell their children of this kind of thing," he said but he looked to kind to be what her father described him to be.

There was a moment of silence before he picked up a cup of tea and took a sip of it.

"Well I have put that behind me and now I'm just a simple man taking care of my adopted child," he said as he smacked Shirou on the back, making him choke on his tea.

Shirou could hear the giggling from the sadistic Archer as a Master was beaten by an old man.

Rin wanted to laugh at how Shirou reacted with his guardian but they had more pressing matters at hand.

"Kiritsugu, can you show me some stronger magic to fight Masters and Servants who are trying to kill me? I don't want to win the Holy Grail war but if it means surviving this I'll do anything."

"Are you serious about the not wanting to win part? Weren't you chosen for the sole reason of wanting to gain it to grant a wish?" Rin demanded.

"I only joined because I've seen so much so they could kill me if I didn't join. I was looking for you back there, I had a strong love for you I couldn't get out but you were too far out of my league to talk to. Now that I know I might die expressing those feelings is no longer a big deal."

Rin blushed at the comment, which earned a stare and a grin from Kiritsugu. "Shut it, moron," she muttered as her face turned red. Archer eyed her as she became flustered.

Archer knew the red haired boy was a moron but he didn't think he was dumb enough to spout romantic crap about feeling for her.

Cuirassier didn't know her master was the kind of guy to after the fiercest girl in the school.

Shirou just wanted to be alone now after feeding them and being humiliated

Rin wanted to send Shirou flying somewhere else after making such a lame confession to her, although she herself couldn't really deny her own growing feelings for the red-head.

Shirou came back only to ask his guardian to train them. To keep Rin and her Servant busy not to mention his own he gave them all his own specially made pudding.

Rin wondered what Kiritsugu could teach Shirou that could keep him alive through the war in less than 24 hours.

"Can you fire energy out of your fingers? Maybe you can help heal your Servant so they can handle great enemies."

"Come on Archer. Spar with me," Rin said as she put her hands in front of her to fight. "Geez," he muttered as he took off his long coat and prepared to fight.

Archer dashed towards her and attacked spinning his blades around.

Rin shouted a spell to form a blade of light, which she hurled at him.

He was struck by the blade surprised by his masters magic.

Rin grinned as she snatched a gem, throwing it into the air causing it to explode into shards of glass that fired at Archer, who groaned at how unfair she used her gems.

Luckily he could roll away from the gems raining down and slash the other gems with his blade.

Rin gritted her teeth as she tried another assault as she felt a burst of wind in front of her, the cool tip of a blade at her throat.

Archer knew victory was achieved when she had no move that could counter the two second it took to put his blade in her throat.

"Tch," she muttered as he lowered the blade but as he did, she released a punch into his stomach, earning him a yell and a surprised face as he stumbled back.

"What are you thinking? I just held my blade showing you I could have beaten you." He said angrily.

"Didn't look that way, cheat," she muttered as he complained about her using gems in the first place.

Archer didn't feel like running towards her now with an attack like that.

Rin glanced at Shirou, who was being taught by Kiritsugu on how to use a Strengthening kind of magic. "Interesting choice," she muttered to herself as she sat down on the veranda.

Shirou practiced his magic on his Servant standing still looking at him.

"Do you know where she hails from?" Rin whispered to Archer, who shook his head. Even he has an identity crisis at the moment, which frustrated Rin to the core. And not to mention for a servant to reveal their True Name would mean giving their opponent an advantage in finding out their weaknesses.

Shirou finally got the energy magic right that strengthened his Servant. She practiced this new power slashing her halberd around.

"You want to try a fancy new trick with me?' Archer grinned as Rin shook her head. "You're plenty good on your own so need,' she said.

Archer had a smug look on his face hearing the nice words of someone who was completely full of herself.

"Hey its a compliment, moron,' Rin muttered as Shirou approached them.

"You guys getting along? Maybe you could try looking for Servants to fight."

"Emiya-kun, we don't just go waltzing into people's territory and challenge them to a fight! Anyone with brains wouldn't take such a direct approach!" she groaned, wondering if he actually knew the basics of staying alive in a war, which she presumed he didn't.

"Sorry I asked. Just go to bed if you want and I'll train my magic for a fight."

"Oh no you don't! I wouldn't know if you will just slit my throat in my sleep!" Rin snapped, wishing she hadn't said such a stupid thing, knowing how well protected her home was.

"If it is to save my masters life I could always sleep in the same bed as her to protect her from him," said Archer.

"Hell no!" Rin snapped as she kicked Archer where the sun doesn't shine.

That was an eventful day until everyone went to sleep. The young males, Shirou and Archer, were sleeping on separate futons while their female servant and master slept in beds.

"How did i get myself into this mess, Father?" Rin groaned as she stared at the ceiling of the house of the enemy whom she was supposed to defeat in this war.

Shirou knew in the sanctuary of this home he had no enemies to fight. He didn't want to be ransacked by anyone though, Archer was mischievous.

Rin didn't even know why she was bunking over at Shirou's home in the first place and she made a mental note to grab some clothes from home the next day, thankful there was no school the next day.