I'm back! With an update! As you may have heard, I will not be updating over summer break, or if I do, it will be infrequently. I have internet and a computer, but my sister believes this site is where all evil lives...

Or something.

And my mom listens to anything my sister tells her, so I would have to sneak and update. Huzzah.

Pairings: SephxAngxGenxZackxCloud, TsengxReno, Eventual Tseng, Rufus, Reno.

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As it turned out, Cloud's puppy dog eyes put Zack's to shame when he was determined to have his way. He met and got to know Genesis and Angeal, and he liked them and they liked him. He didn't have many friends, so maybe that was why he was so against letting them go.

Whatever the reason, Cloud had begged the war hardened men to come with them. And so the helicopter was a little cramped. Zack chose to ride up front with Sephiroth, who was steering, though he kept a watchful eye on the back where Cloud was busy listening to Genesis rant about Loveless.

Zack came up with a brilliant idea. "Hey!" he called back, interrupting the man. "We should share memories!"

The helicopter was silent. "You know, like we could get these two caught up on things they missed while in hiding.

"Like when you tried to kill Reno?"

"Like the chocobo thing?"

"Or the chocobo crap thing?"

"Or the Cloud/lit stove connection?"

"Oh! Don't forget the time he tried to kill you, Sephiroth."

"Oh, no, Cloud, never."

Zack grumbled. "Fine, I get it. I've messed up in the past. But so have you two!"

Sephiroth looked at him out of the corner of his eyes suspiciously.

"LIKE THE SLUSHIE INSIDENT!" he yelled. "Sephiroth and I were cuddling and trying to get to sleep and it was beautiful! Until Sephiroth had to demand I get him a freaking slushie! You know how stupid I looked going to get a slushie in the middle of the night?"

Genesis laughed loudly and Angeal grinned at his student's pained look.

Cloud was very unsympathetic. "No more than you usually do, I'm guessing."

Zack gave him the extra special puppy pout. The one that not even Cloud could resist. Cloud began to feel bad and eventually crept forward to Zack with his arms outstretched timidly. He grinned, picking up the light haired boy and kissing his cheek.

Cloud snuggled into Zack's embrace as Genesis pouted. When the SOLDIERs and ex-SOLDIERs heard Cloud's breathing begin to slow and even out into sleep, he spoke. "You two got one fine kid there.

Zack and Sephiroth traded glances uneasily. It was clear to both of them that Genesis liked Cloud, and Cloud seemed to be terribly fond of the man as well. Angeal was different, he could hide his intentions. But they both knew that the men liked Cloud. Who wouldn't?

Sephiroth punched coordinates into the keypad and set the helicopter in auto pilot and climbed back into the back of the vehicle. Zack eased away from Cloud and followed. It was tight, but they fit.

"Genesis, Angeal," Sephiroth began stiffly. "You are both my friends, I don't want to have to kill you."

"What are you talking about, Seph?" Angeal asked softly.

Sephiroth shut his eyes painfully. Zack's face was similarly pained. "We don't want to have to worry about you stealing him. We don't want to loose Cloud to you," Zack pleaded. "So please don't try to take him."

"Pup," Angeal swallowed. "We would never hurt you both that way. I will admit Cloud is interesting, but we wouldn't risk losing your friendships."

They heard a light groan from the front of the helicopter. Zack looked back and retrieved the blond from where he shifted onto the various levers and switches and things. Sephiroth adjusted the things pushed out of place when Cloud moved against them.

Cloud woke when the helicopter jerked from its course and when it jerked back on course. "What's going on? Zack? Is something wrong?"

"Nothing much. You just accidentally pushed something while asleep."

"Oh, I'm sorry!" he gasped. He struggled to stand and fix his mistake, but Zack held him firmly.

"Its fine," Zack said firmly. "You can't fix it anyway. Seph's got it. So chill with us for a while Spike. We got a lot to talk about."

When the helicopter was nice and stable, Sephiroth came back, efficiently making the space even scarcer. Even scrunched up, Sephiroth was a big man.

Cloud looked around nervously. "What's wrong? Did, did I do something...? I'm... I'm sorry..." Cloud whimpered, fearing the men were going to leave him.

Simultaneously, Genesis and Sephiroth reached out to comfort the boy. Genesis hastily withdrew his hand before Sephiroth could rip it off. Sephiroth swept the boy up to his chest, squeezing him there, and feeling tears soak through his shirt. He frowned and lifted up Cloud's face to kiss away the tears.

"No, love. Your only crime is having too big a heart," Sephiroth soothed.

Zack leaned over to pet Cloud's hair. "You like Genesis and Angeal," he stated softly. "Not as much as you like us, but you like them."

Cloud froze as Angeal and Genesis shifted uneasily. He licked his lips nervously, and they knew Zack was spot on. "I promise," Cloud whimpered. "I promise I'll never be unfaithful... I love you both so much," he cried.

Sephiroth held Cloud closer. "We're not asking you if you planned to cheat on us. We're just proposing... Well, I'm proposing that we don't wait for Genesis to tempt you."

Zack and Cloud looked at him in confusion. Sephiroth plowed on. "As one of the Generals of Shinra, I was youngest. And Angeal and Genesis were there for me when my hormones kicked in and I wanted to expirence sex. And Zack loves Angeal, and is fond of Genesis. I'm proposing that we don't let you cheat or, let them steal you... I'm proposing that we welcome them into this beautiful little thing we have going."

Zack's eyes brightened in understanding. "We could try that," he said with a husky voice and a glance at Angeal, whom he had heard stories of how he was in bed since he was a cadet. All the stories had nothing but good to say. And all the stories about Genesis told that he was wild in bed. He looked over to Cloud, who was still inexperienced with sex, let alone sex with multiple partners. He was blushing shyly. Then his eyes went to Sephiroth, who looked right back at him, eyes reflecting the same thought as Zack.

"Perhaps we should try it out right now," Sephiroth said with a smirk. "We have hours until we reach our destination and Cloud needs a distraction from the motion sickness that is no doubt pestering him."

Cloud blushed a little brighter. Before they had left, Sephiroth had pulled him to the side and gave him medicine for motion sickness that might help. Cloud still felt nauseous, but he didn't vomit.

Genesis's smirk mirrored Sephiroth's. "I'm game."

Angeal looked thoughtful. "It would be interesting to see how we manage it."

All eyes turned to Cloud. He didn't know how to follow up, so he just began slipping off his shirt.

All the men's eyes brightened at once and they descended upon the chocobo to help him.

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A few hours later Sephiroth and Angeal finally found the will to move again. They began dressing, and then they dressed their lovers. When finished, they stumbled to the front of the helicopter to collapse bonelessly in the seats.

"That was..." Angeal tried to find the right words, but failed. Sephiroth just nodded. Angeal his head to clear it. "So to put it simply... The threesome just turned to an orgy?"

"Fivesome," Sephiroth corrected lazily. "What we have is too beautiful to be called an orgy."

Angeal was about to speak, but a yawn from the back cut him off. He looked back to see Cloud sitting up. He was surprised. After all, Cloud had seen the most action in their sex. Looking closer he could see he looked green. Angeal shuffled around in the bag closest to him and found some disposable bags. He handed them to Cloud, who shot him a thankful look and proceeded to empty his stomach.

He continued on like that for so long that Genesis and Zack woke as well. They watched with sleepy horror as Cloud's face kept disappearing into bag after bag. Cloud began to dry heave after a while, and it seemed to be painful. The blond whimpered and cried a little. When he was finished, he tied up all the bags he had used and all the SOLDIER men were glad that the bags were scented so strongly that no smell of vomit escaped.

Zack crawled close to wipe Cloud's mouth and give him some water flavored with mint. "Here, swirl this around in your mouth to clean it out. Just spit it into one of your bags when you're done... There, was that so bad? I bet your mouth tastes loads better..." he soothed.

Genesis wrapped one arm around Sephiroth's puppy and one arm around Angeal's puppy to pull them down into the nest of blankets they had made. "Zack, I hereby dub thee Puppy. Cloud, I hereby dub thee Kitten. Play nice. And go to sleep."

Within moments, Genesis and Cloud were asleep. Zack wiggled out of Genesis's grip to sit on his mentor's lap. "So what's up? Where we headed, and- OH NO!" he cried out, alarming Angeal. "The questions are back! Whenever I ask one I feel stupid!"

Sephiroth rolled his eyes. "We're close enough; I suppose I could tell you..." Sephiroth considered, turning to face Zack. "We're going to let the mountain boy experience heat. And we get to meet your parents. We're going to Gongaga, Zack."

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YES! I know it's short, but I was still sick up until the weekend started. That and I have exams...