Chapter seven and still two more chapters to go. Thank you angel for your help with this story.

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"Hey, Tohsaka. Chill out," Shirou said as he held Rin back, who was still fuming as Mikoto got up and fled. "That deals with him," she snorted as she wiped her hands on her skirt.

"Don't wipe that away on your clothes," Shirou told her.

Rin cuffed him at the back of the head as she snapped her fingers before running to the edge of the roof and stepping off.

"Tohsaka! Are you nuts?!" Shirou yelled as he ran to the ledge, wondering why the hell she had just done that when Archer appeared underneath her, shielding her from the fall and carrying her through the air.

Shirou had no way to stop her from doing that. She could tell him a lot with all that Mage powers she has.

"Well now... how am I going to catch up with her?" he muttered as he watched them disappear in the distance.

In the end he couldn't catch up to her even if he tried. He instead met Cuirassier waiting for him outside the school.

"How did you know I was here?" Shirou asked as she held up an IPhone. "Rin called," she said as Shirou wondered how on earth she had managed to get the latest phone when he himself was using one from the prehistoric age.

"I am your Servant. Your type need help eventually and follow the same houses. I serve you so next time keep me around."

Shirou didn't know how he could explain to her that it was a bad idea to bring a foreign looking girl to school when he was already in bad terms with the guys as he had seemed to have snatched up the most popular girl on their radar.

Cuirassier couldn't help him against normal people. She pat her master on the back while silently hoping he didn't get killed by normal people stricken with envy.

Shirou on the other hand wondered how he managed to get such a hot servant and get dissed by the girl of his dreams who turned out to be the strongest mage of her time.

It just seemed to be from how life was mostly unpredictable and nothing could change that.

Rin sat at the veranda of the Emiya residence, a cold Cola in her hand as she looked at the clouds. They have just defeated two servants today so there should be at least some joy in her. But yet... she felt as though something else was out there.

Knowing this world when one enemy falls a new one always takes the mantel. It also didn't help that she was staying with a Master and Servant.

Shirou on the other hand occupied himself with an ice cream as he and Cuirassier trudged down the path. She was immensely enjoying herself with the ice cream in her hand.

Archer saw them feeling jealous because he never gets to have ice cream.

Shirou just thought his day couldn't get any worse when he hears a rumbling on the ground.

He wanted to know what person was causing that rumbling.

Before he knew it Cuiraisser had knocked him aside and was being knocked back by a hammer.

He felt worriment on how someone could be so vile to hit her with a hammer.

"Stop and face my wrath!" a man shouted as he walked down the street, dressed in what was the armour of bygone ages. "Uh, do I know you?" Shirou asked as he felt a solid thing slam into his gut, sending him spinning through the air. "Don't tell me you don't know of the son of Odin?" he snapped as Shirou tried to get his bearings straight. The Thor he was familiar with did not look like a muscular guy who hasn't had his hair cut for years. Not to mention he looked like a gorilla. So he was Berserker.

Cuirassier used her weapon to strike back but the hammer of the Servant blocked and sent her flying back from a discharge within the stone.

"Oho. This woman can fight!" he grinned as he slammed her sky high. Shirou slammed his blades into the hammer only for them to shatter before getting slammed into a building. He felt like he had broken every single bone in his body at the moment.

"Everything I heard about this new kind of Servant was nothing but a lie. You give the souls of warriors bad names." Berserker said to Shirou.

"And I thought you were supposed to be a hot blonde guy who swoons women," Shirou groaned as he tried to fight back. He was bruised all over and his arms felt like they were going to fall off. Cuirassier tried to defend him and was able to hold him back from squashing him to a pulp.

She managed to grab his hand and with the rage and adrenaline in her hand she raised him off the ground and threw him to the floor.

The big Servant roared as he managed to get a fistful of her hair and both of them went rolling to the ground in a flurry of blades.

Shirou used his Tracer magic to see a weakness of a metal brace on his right leg. Shirou wondered what could've caused that injury, but for now it was an advantage for his Servant.

Cuirassier seemed to have spotted the weakness and she slammed the hilt of her sword into it, only to watch as thunder rained around them.

She was shown why she should not mess with a God when he zapped her body with his lighting. She went flying back again but felt more excruciating pain.

"Hey don't go frying them there, Thor!" a girl shouted as she walked into view. She wore clothing that made her look like a punk rockstar and she grinned as she licked her lips.

She was a scary looking woman and above all a tough opponent for Shirou.

"Well shall we get the party started?!" she shrieked as she took out a pair of drumsticks from her pockets, enchanting them to become weapons as she charged. Shirou knew they hurt when they hit someone but these new one felt like they were going to split him in two.

She was truly a magnificant opponent in these games. Shirou wouldn't be put back together if she had her way.

"Hey don't let yourself get beaten by a girl, dude!' She said as she slammed into him at full force. Shirou thought he might either break to pieces or go deaf from the rock music wailing from her phone.

It was better to turn off the machine so he couldn't hear that infuriating rock music.

The Servant on the other hand appear to be immune to the music and were busy trying to smash each other to pieces. It was a miracle no one heard the racket as the music was enough to be heard for miles.

Cuirassier slashed in an arc at Thor's abdomen, but he slammed his hammer into her weapon. The strength of his hammer made her hands shake violently as her grip was almost loosened on her weapon.

Shirou was on the verge of plugging his ears as he clashed with the mad Master, who was whistling Bad Romance as she slammed her armoured sticks at his face.

Shirou felt a lot of pain, but he was used to being brutally hit and in pain so after wriggling his legs he smacked the weapon out of her hand.

"Ah I didn't think you would land a hit on me!" she grinned as she stuck out her tongue, something she was prone to doing whenever she felt excitement. Shirou gulped as she removed a flute from her belt and began to play a tune. Whatever she was doing, it was starting to make his head spin.

Her fingers compressed on those tiny holes was completely different than the gentleness of wrapping paper around a cigarette. She played it so hard and violently his head was screaming.

"What kind of magic is this? Air element magic?' Shirou thought as he was brought to his knees. His swords disappeared due to his concentration being broken and he thought he felt few nerves in his brain snap...

Cuirassier wasn't doing much better after finally stabbing Thor in the abdomen. Her blade didn't pierce him and it shocked her.

"As if a knife can break me!" he roared as he grabbed her and slammed her into the road, making the road splinter under her impact. She coughed out blood as she felt some bones break.

"You should try eating more people, their bodies happy boost our powers. Not that there will be a time for you to do that."

"As if I would hurt an innocent bystander," Cuirassier growled as she cried out, using all her strength to push Thor back. He grunted as she managed to kick in between his legs, sending him rolling on the ground in pain.

The god of thunder was wailing on the ground from the pain in his knees.

"So every man does have a weakness," she said as she raised her halberd, ready for the final blow. But Thor was grinning as she realised her error. "Damn," she muttered as she felt something connect with her head, sending her rolling. So the hammer did fly like in the movies.

Shirou composed himself again and used his magic to summon a sword. This time he jumped on Thor's back and held the sword outward from Thor's body.

"Really?" Thor said unamused.

He shook Shirou off like a fly and sent the boy flying back to his Servant, who lay crumpled on the ground. He wanted to heal her up but with his limited mana reserves, he couldn't even heal himself to begin with.

The only hope was help from someone else which they did get help.

"Come on, Tohsaka. Where the hell are you at this time?" he moaned as the Master and Servant duo approached them. "Well then, shall we take them out in a blast?" Punk Girl grinned as Thor slammed his hammer in his hand.

"You shall do no such thing to my son."

"Eh? What does an old man like you got to do with this kid?" Punk Girl snarled as she twirled her phone in he hand, pressing a button to make heavy metal music fill the street. That only made Kiritsugu smile as he stepped forward.

"Your music is quite efficient at driving the minds of people off the edge. What works helps, but the way you use the powers you have is laughable."

"Oho! As if anyone can beat me, the Mage Queen of Rock!' she smiled as she held her ground, licking her lips as she did so. Kiritsugu merely smiled as he put his hand in his pocket.

Thor was walking towards him. Unafraid of him Kiritsugu simply putting his hand in his pocket.

"Seems you never heard of me," Kiritsugu smiled as the sound of gunshots filled the air. Thor barely had time to block them with his hammer as they rained upon him. Punk Girl looked too stunned to react as he came at her with dual guns in his hands.

He fired two rounds from his dual pistols at Thor. There was a strange feeling from the gunshots.

"Imposible!" Thor yelled as he felt warm blood staining his armour. Kiritsugu effortlessly spun the pistols in his hands before pocketing them. "If you're not careful, you might bleed out. The bullets contain a spell that stops blood clotting," he smirked as he light up a cigarette in his mouth.

Thor turned green in the face. Thinking of how these bullet holes could kill him made him feel sick.

"Fine old man! We'll leave you be for the time being!" Punk Girl said as she wrapped an arm around Thor and disappeared in a shower of light. Kiritsugu just puffed some smoke from his cigarette and looked at his battered up ward and Servant.

He took them both home where for the next two days they recovered under his watchful eyes.