One day, all these cards started falling from the sky, like rain, or frogs. Together with my friends on an awesome Twilight forum, we created a FAR-OUT game called Bakugan, and for a while it seemed like harmless nonsensical fun. But on National Bakugan Day when the beasts within started slapfighting, we knew they weren't harmless.
My name's Dan. Together with my friends Runo, Marucho, Julie, not to mention Mr. Hotshot himself Shun, and Alice, we are...the Bakugan Battle Brawlers!
Bakugan! One goal, two worlds!
A, a-a, a-a, TWO worlds COL-LIDE! On the inside! Gone, gone, gone, this is Bakugan!
Episode Three
A Feud Between Friends
Pirate HeadMantis, a stupid palette swap Bakugan, yawned. Stupid-looking An(dy, the brother of Stan) was standing behind it, cringing. He wasn't proud of owning a palette swap at his best Bakugan. On the other side of the field was one of another guy's mediocre marbles, Wet One Gamera, who roared. The kid behind him had red hair and a blue jacket, much like that stupid kid in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fast Forward. Only this guy's chin had an X drawn on it, almost like someone didn't like it and doodled all over it to show how much they despised it. He also had a un-stylish chain across his chest and spikier, anime-ier hair.
"Hey, Pirate HeadMantis!" he cried, voice deep, bully-like and dumb. "Death Tornado!" He threw a card, which spiraled around Wet One Gamera. A whirlpool of Wet Ones emerged from the card, sucking the pirate in, who didn't do anything but wiggle inside. Everything glowed, as usual.
Suddenly, they were in a baseball field. "Catch," a kid said, throwing a ball. Instead it flew towards a newly-repaired bench with several people sitting on it.
"Everybody run for it!" a balding man screeched, and they did. The baseball made a huge hole in the seat of the bench.
Some people were jogging.
"Heh heh, better luck next time, kid." The X-marked chin kid talked fast.
"NEXT time?" the very feminine-sounding guy said. "I don't think so! You got my Bakugan, man!"
"Well, duh, as if I couldn't see that. As for me, I ALWAYS win. Now, admit it! An stands for Anne, not Andy!"
"No! Never! It's Andy, I swear!"
"PIRATE HEADMANTIS POWER LEVEL 150 G'S."
"WHAT!?!? Only 150!? I got ripped off by something I forcefully took from someone!"
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED THE POWER LEVEL BEFORE YOU STOLE IT, IDIOT."
"I am NOT an idiot!"
'What a sore loser!" An(ne) exclaimed.
"Yeah! And stupid, too!" Rodney had apparently been standing there the whole time.
"What more do you want from us, Ricky? You beat all three of us!" Ningen pointed out. He had slightly longer hair. All three of them had blue hair, hence the name Blue Hair Troopers.
"MEH!!" He stormed off.
"WHAT was with THAT idiot?" An asked the Troopers.
"There's a lot of idiots here, An," replied Rodney.
"Oh, right."
Now Ricky was walking through the forest, speaking aloud to himself for no reason whatsoever. "Man, there's no one in this town who can beat me! What's the point of even COMING to Your Town? I mean, there's museums and restaurants and famous people and movie theaters, but that's all LAME. What I'm looking for is a challenging game of extreme marbles! HEY, TREES!?!? YEAH, YOU GUYS ALL AROUND ME!!! YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!?"
"You want a challenge, do you?" a voice echoed.
He gasped. "The tree...it talked...!"
"No, you fool!" A blue marble was lobbed at Ricky, who grabbed it. It's a Wet One! He could instantly tell this by the color scheme of blue and light blue.
Mask the Money was standing on a tree branch, leaning against the trunk! "Hey, Ricky Boy. That's right, Crap. 'Cause your last name Mary means BOY. You're lucky 'cause I didn't say...forget it, it only works with CRAP. Like YOU. But listen, you WON'T be crap if you use this Bakugan. It has all the power you - ack!" The flimsy branch gave way, and he fell into a bush. "Trust me! I wouldn't lie to yooooooooo....." The bush swayed a bit, and Ricky knew he was gone.
"Mysterious bullies NEVER lie!" He grinned and ran away. "No way it's counterfeit!"
In Cobblestone Park...
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD! UHH...I'M DA BEST, BATTLE BRAWLERS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD, I'M DAN DA MAN, BATTLE BRAWLERS!" Dan was jogging, apparently to stay in shape. He didn't want to suck at tossing marbles, and apparently you have to jog to accomplish THAT. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD.....UHHHH.....I DUNNO WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD!"
He tried to do chin-ups on the playground, and positively failed. After he did one his hands slipped, causing his lower jaw to jab into his lip. He did this several times.
He also failed at push-ups. He kept pushing up with his legs, elbows resting on the ground. "HA!! I OWN you, push-ups!! AH'M DAN DA MAN, AND JOO BETTA BELIEVE IT, PUSH-UPS!!"
He started dancing, which was stupid enough not to get edited from the existing episode. "Ha! Hee! Ho! Ha! Ha! HEE! Ho! Ha!"
He tossed an imaginary marble. ONCE.
Dan wiped his nose. "I'M DA MAAAAN!!"
"YOU ARE NOT THE MAN, YOU ****ING IDIOT!! TO PLAY BAKUGAN YOU DON'T NEED ALL THAT ****ING EXERCISE TO PLAY ****ING BAKUGAN!! IT'S JUST TOSSING A ****MARBLE!! YOU FAIL AT CHIN-UPS AND YOU FAIL AT PUSH-UPS!! PUSH-UPS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!! WHAT IS THAT STUPID-*** DANCING YOU WERE DOING, ANYWAYS!? WHEN THE HELL IS THAT USEFUL!? YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS WITH THAT ******-******* DAN DA MAN ****!! STOP IT, DAN!! STOP IT OR I'LL KILL YOU!!! I SWEAR, SOMEDAY I'LL DO THAT TO YOU SOMEDAY!!! I'LL BEAT YOU SO BAD YOU'LL WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BOOOOOOOOORN!!! YOU'RE NOT A MAN, EITHER!! YOU'RE A BOOOOOY!!!! A PITIFUL, PITIFUL BOOOOOY!!!!"
"Waaaaaugh!" He took offense to that last part. "Hey! Be nice! And besides, I've gotta be ready to fight Mask the Money again!"
"ARE ALL HUMANS LIKE YOU!? HUH!? ARE ALL HUMANS AS IGNORANT, STUPID AND OBSESSIVE AS YOU!?!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, AFTER I GET NAGA EARTH IS MY NEXT TARGET, ******-******!! BESIDES, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN WINNING, YOU IGNORANT *******!!!!!"
"What's more important than winning? Heck, it's even more important than LIVING and BREATHING and SLICED BREAD!"
"YOU'RE A COMPLETE IDIOT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE *******!!! YOU HAVE TO LIVE TO WIN!!! YOU HAVE TO BREATHE TO LIVE!!! AND SLICED BREAD IS MUCH MORE USEFUL THAN USING BAKUGAN FOR YOUR OWN -"
"I know I have mad skills and I'm WAAAAAY better than Shun and Mask the Money! I'll prove it when I fight him again!"
"LISTEN TO YOURSELF!!! YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER IDIOT!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WINNING BAKUGAN, AND YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT YOUR UNIVERSE IS AT STAKE!!! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME, YOU *******!!! NEVER!!!!!! AND I'LL BE D***** IF YOU LISTEN THIS TIME, BUT I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE THAT I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU!!! YOU AND YOUR IDIOT WORLD!!!"
"That's it!" Dan picked Drago up.
"THAT'S ALL THE REVENGE YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME!?!? YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING YOU DO, THINK ABOUT IT!!!"
"I'm not putting you down unless you stop dissin' me."
"I'M ONLY SAYING THE TRUTH!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WINNING AND YOU HARDLY LISTEN TO A THING I SAY!!!"
"And from now on, do as I say!"
Later that night...
"Oh, you're training again! That is SO, like, awesome!"
"Yeah, but Drago keeps DISSIN' me!"
Only the three girls were onscreen. Yep, most of his friends happened to be girls. Maybe he was homosexual? Julie continued, "Bakugan and people should work together as one! Like in a magical girl series!"
"Yeah. He's looking a little grungy." He scrubbed Drago with a toothbrush.
"I'M ENDYMIO, I KEEP TELLING YOU!! AND STOP SCRUBBING ME, YOU HAVE ISSUES!! ISSUUUUUUUUUES!!!!!"
"That silly Drago!" Julie chuckled.
"You're the only one I've heard of with a talking Bakugan!" Runo said.
"We were meant to be! Just like peas and carrots, or Hamlet and Juliet, or something!"
"I wish my Bakugan were JUST like Drago." She swooned.
"You mean you want it to DISS you, yo?"
"Yeah! AND I'd go murder Mask the Money with him!"
"Hey, has anybody heard any news about that guy?"
"Nope. Nothing."
"My MAD SKILLZ must've SCARED 'm off."
"You're such an idiot, Dan," Runo sighed. "I love you." Julie and Runo squeed. "But really, he had no reason to hide since it was a DRAW."
"She's right!" Marucho popped up.
"Thank God you're here! I needed a fellow male around these parts! These two are getting annoying!"
"Like you're not," Marucho said.
"I'm annoying?"
"Wh-what about me?" Alice pouted.
"You kinda never do anything. Nobody remembers you," Dan said.
"Oh."
"I concur. And may I also say that I have been listening on you this whole time!"
"YOU WERE!?!?" Julie cupped her hands over her mouth in shock! "Why didn't you just...come into the party?"
"I don't know. Anywho, I have a speculation about your battle with Mask the Money, Dan. Perhaps Drago's final attack caused the battlefield to be completely and utterly destroyed?"
Alice gasped. She did something for once, but it contributed nothing to the show or her bland personality!
"Did I miss something?" Julie asked. "Because I heard you talking about Drago releasing power, and destroying the field. Is that -"
"Yes, that's all I said."
"I KEEP TELLING YOU ****ERS, IT'S ****ING ENDYMIO, NOT ****ING DRAGO!!!!!"
"Sorry, Endymio. I will make sure not to call you that in the future. Please forgive me," Marucho begged.
"FINALLY someone LISTENS!! GOD please get me back home or at least with that kid Marucho. BECAUSE UNLIKE DAN, HE LISTENS TO ME SOMETIMES!! HEAR THAT!? HEAR THAT, DANIEL!?!? HE LISTENS TO MY NEEDS!! MY NEEDS!!"
Ignoring all that Runo said, in an annoying voice, "He had a power level stronger than the field card he was on! Or something!"
"ENDYMIO, ******-*******!!!!!"
"Huh. Uh, okay. That's good to know." Dan leaned back in his chair.
"While you guys are doing whatever you do all day, I'm gonna go and battle Mask the Money."
"No! I'm the only person on Earth allowed to fight Mask the Money! If you fight him the world will implode or something!"
"You're such an idiot, Dan! My way on the highway!"
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?!? YOU ARE BOTH ANNOYING ************* AND YOU DESERVE TO ROT IN HELL!! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH....."
Later that night...
Dan wiggled in bed, having a dream that reflected his unhealthy obsession with Bakugan. "Rrrgh...no, Mask...Money...gimme my Bakugan! No! Drago! Give it back, nooo." He wiggled around ferociously, looking quite spastic.
Drago opened up, presumably to look at the aurora borealis through a plastic container, but seemingly for no reason. He said aloud to himself, "I hope that idiot Dan can do something useful, because in Vestroia, time is running out."
"Shut up, Drago, get back in my hand....." Dan drifted back to sleep.
The next morning...
In the Crap residence, Dan was, presumably, having breakfast. "Thanks, Dad! OMNOMNOM I'm done, Dad!"
"Wait! You've barely finished your Cheeri -"
Too late, Dan was already upstairs. "Man," he said, "I don't wanna be late for class. Especially with my 27 straight zeroes..."
"Hey, idiot." Drago was speaking from across the room. "Is something troubling you, like your unhealthy obsession with Bakugan?"
"Not really."
"You're not taking me to school today?"
"No, why?"
"Well, I just thought it was a nice change from the pace we've been having and...yeah, thanks for leaving me here with Keroro and Tamama. I appreciate their company here, at your house, not at school, not with you."
Dan came to a stunning realization. If I don't bring Drago...I'll have no pudding like I did on the first day...!! He picked up Drago and beamed. "On second thought, maybe you'd better come to school with me! You'd better bring that pudding!"
"Grrrrr...NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GETTING NO - okay, that's it. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT PUDDING WAS!? THAT WAS ****, OKAY? THAT WAS ****. IT WAS **** THAT CAME OUT OF MY *** AND YOU PUT IT IN YOUR ****ING MOUTH AND -" He couldn't help but laugh for a while. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT MY ****! YOU ATE MY ****! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - seriously, leave me here."
"NO WAY, DRAGO!! LET'S GO!! AAAAhahahahaHAAAAAA! Ouch." He hit the closed door, making a loud thump. Even his parents could hear it.
Father Figure, who was sitting at the table drinking some coffee, asked, "Is our son getting...too obsessed with Bakugan?"
His wife didn't answer. She was in a state of paralysis, laying on the table.
"You're right. Dr. M. P. Scoop can wait."
In a (not) bonding moment montage...
Giant White Mantis screamed "KIAAAAAHH" as he brought one arm down on...something.
"Go, Drago!"
"The only reason I let myself go to school with you is so that I could unleash my power! I AM NOT DRAGO!! BOOST FRAGGET!!" He spat a Boom Bubble of fire at Fatboy's poor excuse for a non-palette swap. The mantis bounced back onto his shoe.
"We won!"
At the dinner table, Dan held Drago up to his orange juice cup and poured a drop on him. It stained. "Rrrrrrgh I DO NOT DRINK JUUUUUUUICE!!"
In the shower Dan scrubbed the stain off with a toothbrush again. "Rrrrrrgh WHO TOLD YOU TO SCRUB THAT JUICE OFF!?!?"
Back at the chatroom, the montage of sorts ended. "Wow, so you and Drago are getting back together, right?" Julie clarified. "Like all of those celebrity pairings! They break up and come back together! Maybe you are one of them LOL!"
"Yeah, ever since Drago started seeing things MY way."
"I NEVER STARTED SEEING THINGS YOUR WAY!! WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON!! NOTHIIIIIIIIING!! THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR WHICH I CAN EXPRESS MY HATE -"
"What caused him to change, I wonder? HMMMMMMM....."
"Well, you DO have a way with words...a stupid way! OMG your so stupid i luv u!"
Marucho, who was just finished swallowing a whole watermelon, interrupted, "Apparently he never changed at all! Just listen to him -"
"HMMMMMMMM..." Dan said.
"BLEHHHHHHHH..." Julie bleh-ed.
"........" Alice said, if that counts as talking.
"Everybody ignores us, Endymio..."
Runo's box butted in, saying, "I've got BIG NEWS big news."
"WHAT IS IT, FOR F***'S SAKE!?!?" Drago was quite irritated.
"Ta-da!" In her hands she held a white tiger Bakugan of sorts. "My wish came true really fast!"
"You got a Halo Tiger! It's Light-attribute! It has a way with guns!" Alice contributed almost nothing to the conversation yet again.
"Let's see it talk! HI. ME DAN. YOU?"
"Greetings, human," the tiger thing said. "Why do you insist on using "Hulk speak" when I am fully capable of comprehension of the English language? Just listen to the fancy words I was using! That must prove it, doesn't it?"
"Hey! Halo!" Drago wiggled desperately. "This idiot Dan is holding me captive and won't listen to a thing I say! He says I'm "dissing" him but it's the truth! Help!"
"AWWWW!" Everyone swooned over the marbles talking.
"And she's mine! All mine!" Runo rubbed her against her chin.
"Ow! You're crushing me! Please stop! Please, I beg of you! You have so much acne! Ow, your skin feels like sandpaper! I'm getting dented!"
"Looks like just because our Bakugan are talking, we're gaining power!"
Packing an annoying punch of irritating nerdiness into a single sentence Marucho concurred, "Indeed, I do believe we are swiftly becoming a force to be reckoned with."
Stick around for more Bakugan! SHING!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers are back! RAWR!
Dan ran (hey, that rhymes) across the bridge. "I DUNNO WHAT I'VE BEEN BAKUGAN! BATTLE BRAWLERS AND DAN DA MAN! I DUNNO WHAT BAKUGAN SAID! BAKUGAN BATTLE BRAWLERS ARE DAN AND MAN! I DUNNO BAKUGAN ME TOLD, DAN DA MAN AND RUNO ARE BE THE BRAWLERS!"
"You're in dreadfully enthusiastically good spirits," Drago said from somewhere. "And that's terrible. Are you sure you should be running on this dotted line?"
"Nope! I DUNNO IF BAKUGAN SAID, BUT I DO KNOW DAN DA MAN! IS AWESOME!!!"
Suddenly, wind blew. "What's going on...?" asked Drago.
"I don't know. Might as well keep joggin'! I DUNNO IF I'VE BAKUGAN! BUT BAKUGAN MAY KNOW, DAN DA MAN! SOUND OFF! ONE, THREE -"
A car was speeding toward them! "BEEP BEEEEEE!''
Waaaaugh!" He ran the other way, but heard the car crash into something as he did! It went off the railing, just missing the repaired bench. It hit the fountain instead, and water sprayed everywhere. It caused nineteen deaths and twenty-three injuries, thirteen fatal. Miraculously, the driver survived with no injuries. Some were relieved.
"The car went off-road trying to miss you." Ricky was standing there as he turned around. "I've come to do battle with you, CRAP. The name's Ricky Boy."
"Well, I'm ready. Just say the word!"
"There's something dreadfully stupid about that guy Ricky Boy..." Drago warned. "Maybe it's that X on his chin, like somebody didn't like it and drew on it..."
"You won't talk so tough when you see that I have...THE DOOM CARD!" He showed the card.
DADADOOM! The ox skull featured on the card started to eat him! "Ahahahahaaa!"
"Ack! Where'd you get that from!?"
"I have my connections."
"Connections? Hmmmmmmm.....HMMMMMMMMM...........HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM..........."
"HE GOT IT FROM MASK THE MONEY!! YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET!?!? ******, YOU'RE AN IDIOT, DAN!!"
"Oh, he did?"
"YOU LISTENED SLIGHTLY FOR ONCE!? GOD I'M SO RELIEVED! IF ONLY YOU'D HAVE DONE THAT EVERY OTHER TIME I TALKED TO YOU I'D -"
"Get ready! I'm settin' the field!" Ricky Boy set up the field, which was exactly the same ass the area he fought in with Mask the Money. "Doom Card, Set!" The card dissolved again, and resounded again. He threw a card, which turned into a battlefield.
"This card'll double a Pirate's G's! I still haven't figured out what those are!" He tossed his own battlefield.
"I like your style. NOT!" He tossed another card, which made a sparkly sort of sound as it expanded. "Now, stand! Robotic Wet One Ultra!" Some sort of combination of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, a Power Ranger, Ultraman and a watering hose appeared!
"His attribute's Wet Ones! Wet Ones dampen fire! I'm weak against it! Why do you only carry one element, Dan!? I KNEW YOU WERE A COMPLETE IDIOT!! YOU'RE TOO DUMB AND COCKY TO LIVE!!!"
"Don't worry, we can take him down!" Dan grinned and gave a thumbs-up.
"NO WE CAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTT....."
Dan threw out another field rectangle before ferociously reusing footage and crying, "Bakugan Stand! Birdman!" Making a falcon cry Birdman appeared, in all his glory.
Ricky Boy threw down yet another field card. The rules were looking pretty flimsy about now. "Bakugan Stand!" He threw down Wet One Gamera, who coughed out a couple of Wet Ones.
"Wha? These rules are flimsier than Yu-Gi-Oh in the first English season! And considering I helped write them I must be awesome!" Dan wiped his nose again. "I'll throw down another face-down and this horrible Bakugan I've never even seen before!"
"NO! WAIT! DON'T USE SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, *******!!"
A lion with some red scales and wings behind its white fur appeared and burped. It shook around and did a dance. It was Panja the White Lion Demon!
"I'll beat you easy! Bakugan Stand! Aqua Seed!" He threw a seed onto the field, which soon sprouted into a blue knight!
"AQUA SEED POWER LEVEL 350 G'S. MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN BIRDMAN, SINCE HE IS WEAK TO WET ONES."
"Here's its ability card! Activate!" Aqua Seed exploded, releasing all of the water Ricky Boy had poured on it yesterday. The massive wave sent all of the Bakugan into Ricky Boy's big mouth!
"They got sent to the Doom Dimension," Drago pointed out, though it was kind of obvious.
"No way! Even Kimba's demon father!?"
"Yeah."
"Man, I wanted a backstory on him! Besides, why would Ricky Boy sacrifice his own Bakugan!?"
"Doesn't matter HOW you win, as long as you WIN!"
"Hey! That's not nice!"
Drago exclaimed, "Even idiots have some moral values!"
"Well, since I only carry around four of my several marbles at a time, Drago's my last one! GO OUT AND RISK YOUR LIFE!!"
Drago emerged from his marble container! "I'M ENDYMIO, YOU MOTHER - AH, SCREW IT!!"
"Ability Card, Activate! Boosted Fraggin'!"
Drago caught on fire! "POWER BOOST!! NOW TO UNLEASH - wait, I don't want to be powerful."
"WHAAAAA!?!? But you're being an idiot, Drago!"
"THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE BEEN AN IDIOT, DAN!! IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED AND PAYED FOR YOUR SINS!! I DON'T CARE IF I'M GOING TO THE DOOM DIMENSION 'CAUSE IT SOUNDS A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THE FORM DIMENSION!! BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU LIVE!!!" He was encased in rock, then broke free from it. It didn't look very COOL or AWESOME because it didn't glow.
"POWER LEVEL 340 G'S. IDIOTIC MOVE."
"I CALL BAKUGAN BRAWL WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, RETARD!!!" Aqua Seed poked Drago in the tummy softly with his spear, slowly walked behind him and poked his back, then slowly walked back in front of him. He then proceeded to do what looked like have sexual intercourse with his enemy (for reasons unknown) and was about to stab his throat.
Looking hypnotized Ricky Boy moaned, "KILL IT. KILL IT NOW." Suddenly, the field started glowing! Now Drago had 350 G's and Aqua Seed had 340 G's!
"WHAT!?!?" Drago screamed. "NNNOOOOOOOOO....." He started glowing and releasing power, about to accidentally slaughter his enemy...
The wind started blowing again. "BEEPBEEEEEP....." Another car drove off the ramp to dodge them, landing safely in a lake. There were no injuries.
"Dan, your Bakugan Drago didn't use the Ability Card because he KNEW I had a Trap Card down!"
"NOOOOO!! THAT'S NOT THE REASOOOOOON!!"
"He knew their power levels would be switched!"
"So Drago first didn't have any juice, but got pumped at the very end!"
"NO!! I KNEW NOTHING OF THIS, YOU -"
"If Drago hadn't done that it could've resulted in a draw...or a loss."
"Nope, just a loss," Ricky Boy assured.
"IT'S ENDYMIO, ******-*******!!! ENDYMIO...******...******....." Drago began to sob.
"That Mask the Money guy said all I had to do was win against you and get a million dollars..." Ricky Boy looked sad,
"He was just takin' advantage of you is more likely." Even Dan had sense enough to know THAT. Ricky Boy walked away somewhere as Dan said, "What a KILLER MOVE! Let's celebrate!"
"YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE ABOUT THAT!?!? IF YOU WERE SOMEONE'S BATTLING SLAVE WOULD YOU CELEBRATE BEING SOMEBODY WHO'S TIRED AND WANTS TO GO TO THE DOOM DIMENSION AND DIE ALREADY SUFFERING FOR ANOTHER DAY IN HIS LONG, LONG LIFE, YOU INCONSIDERATE ************!?!? HUH, LITTLE ************!?!? ANSWER THAT FOR ME, YOU *******!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW ME INTO THE LAKE, DAN!?!? WHY DONT'CHA!?!?" He sighed. "I'll say this in terms you'll understand. Let's play a game, Dan."
"Uh, okay. What's it called?"
"It's called, uhh...Dan Da Man."
"I like this game already!"
"All you have to do is throw me into the lake over there. That's ALL YOU HAVE TO DO."
"Is that how I win? 'Cause I LOVE winning!"
"To win, you have to throw me in a lake. Bonus points if you act like you hate me!"
"Ooh! BONUS points! I HATE YOU!!" He threw Drago in the lake. "IT'S OVER!!!!! Do I win yet?"
Having landed next to the car Drago shouted, "YES!! YOU WON!! THANK GOD YOU BLUBLUBLUB..." He dipped under.
Next time on Bakugan Battle Brawlers!
Things just aren't the same without Drago. But hey, I won the game! Then again, that win hits me hard once I face off against a whole new batch of Brawlers, when I learn a few tips from some reused creatures! With my cards at my side, just say the word and I'm ready for a battle! There's just one thing missing! Find out what it is on the next episode of Bakugan Battle Brawlers! HINT: it's definitely not Drago!
We leave our audience today with...the Bakugan dance.
Dooby da doo DEE dooby da doo DEE, dooby dooby doob DEE dooby dooby doob DEE, dooby da dooby doo dee!