Forgive me any typos that may be within, I wrote most of this last night and haven't had a lot of time for editing. This story is finally nearing its end, but here's a nice longish chapter for y'all :)

The doctor lowered his voice even more so that only Jim and Spock would be able to hear. Softly he drawled out the two words. "I'm pregnant."

Jim just stared at him blankly for a second, the implications of the two words refusing to register. "What?"

"You heard me. I'm pregnant," repeated Bones.

Jim stared at him for a few seconds more before it finally clicked. "Oh my God! Bones!" He stood up rather abruptly and Bones blushed as he realized all eyes were on them. "That's amazing! That's—that's—" At a total loss for words, Jim did the only thing he could think of; he caught Bones in a giant embrace, held him tight, lifted his feet off of the ground and twirled him around a few times. Upon setting his husband back down, Jim began to kiss him all over his face, smiling uncontrollably.

"Uh, honey," began the doctor. "I'm glad you're so excited about this but everyone's staring at us."

Jim pulled away from Bones and blushed. "Sorry. It's just so great, I'm so happy. I'm gonna be a dad!" He pulled Bones close to him and kissed him on the lips once more. "I can't help myself; I want you so bad!" he said softly.

Bones chuckled. "Well, Jimmy, I didn't know you were a pregophile."

"I am not! …Well, maybe just a little…" he admitted. "Come here. We're not doing anything important right now." He sat down in the captain's chair and pulled Bones down onto his lap. Just the thought of having sex with Bones in the captain's chair was enough to get Jim hard.

"Jim, we can't do this, not here on the bridge with everyone watching! We could lose our jobs!" Bones warned as Jim began to instinctively rock his hips against him.

"I'll take care of it," Jim told Bones. Then to the whole bridge, "Excuse me, everyone, but do you think my husband and I could have a moment alone?"

"But, Captain, what if the ship gets in trouble?" asked Chekov.

"Then I'll call you all back in. Mr. Sulu, put her on autopilot. Mr. Spock, you'll stay here and make sure the ship doesn't get into any trouble."

"Aye, Captain," said Sulu. "Autopilot is now in use."

"Good. Now everyone, get out of here, please." The bridge crew quickly filed out into the turbolift and the captain locked the door behind them.

"Jim, this is hardly regulation," Spock stated as soon as they were alone.

"I know but no one ever has to know. You can erase the security tapes, right?" he asked.

"Affirmative…" said Spock somewhat uncomfortably.

"Please, guys, this is my fantasy. Sex in the captain's chair with a pregnant man!" He couldn't help but moan at the thought.

"Just any pregnant man?" Bones asked.

"No! I'd much rather it be you!"

"That's what I thought," said Bones, leaning down to kiss the man squirming uncontrollably underneath him.

"I will keep the ship under control while you are indisposed and erase the security tapes," Spock agreed. "But please, try to be… quick."

"Oh, believe me, Spock. I won't last long."

Not more than five minutes later, Jim and Bones were panting and collapsed against each other in the Captain's chair. Spock was trying to keep his focus on running the ship and suppressing the urge to go join his husbands.

"Fuck, that was amazing," said Jim when he caught his breath.

"I'd have to agree, darling."

"Let's uh go back to our quarters and change our pants. Spock, you have the conn," said Jim, getting up and helping Bones up with him. His sense of chivalry came out even around pregnant men.

"Yes, Jim," said Spock, trying to gain control over his own arousal.

Jim grabbed his husband's hand and led him into the turbolift. When they exited into the hall they found the rest of the bridge crew standing around twiddling their thumbs and leaning against the walls.

Uhura knew from the look on Jim's face exactly what had just transpired on the bridge. "You'd better hope none of the admirals ever find out about this," she glared at him.

"Relax; Spock's got it under control. Everyone, you're free to return to your posts." Even as he gave orders, Jim still could not wipe the smirk from his face.

The crew all filed into the waiting lift and went back up to the bridge. Jim and Bones continued their trek down the hall. "I can't believe we just did that," muttered McCoy.

"Believe it, baby. I want to make love to you and Spock in every square inch of this ship." He pulled the doctor in for a kiss.

"Now?" he asked.

Jim laughed. "A little bit at a time."

At the end of the corridor they reached their quarters where they promptly changed their pants and proceeded to make out for a few minutes before Bones reluctantly pulled away. "I have to get back to work and so do you, darlin'. We'll have plenty of time for this tonight. And then Spock'll be with us too. I can only imagine what this is doing to him."

"You're right," Jim nodded. "Besides, if I'm gone too long who knows what the bridge crew will think of me!"

"Oh please, they already know you're a horny bastard."

Jim kissed him once more and made his way back to the bridge. Once Jim was gone, Bones took a moment to look at himself in the mirror and straighten his uniform. Putting his hand on his stomach, he tried to imagine what he would look like in a few months, big and pregnant. He decided he would look beautiful.

"So, how'd it go telling Jim and Spock they're going to be dads?" asked Christine as Leonard made his way back into sickbay.

"It went well," he replied casually.

Christine smiled. "Just well? Oh, I'd say it went better than well."

"What? Why—why would you say that?"

"Nyota messaged me," she explained.

"God dammit," he growled, red with embarrassment.

"Don't worry, Len, your secret is safe with us. And if it makes you feel any better to know, Nyota and I have done it in my office."

"Too much info, Nurse!" he shouted, putting up a hand to stop her.

She just snickered and went back to organizing the medicine cabinet. "Well now we're even. Oh by the way, Ensign Bosie is waiting to see you."

"What'd he do this time? Lose another finger?"

"No, I think he glued his hand to his butt," said the nurse.

The doctor shook his head. "I don't think I even want to know how he did that…"

That night, the three expecting fathers lay in bed together, Leonard securely snuggled in the middle. Never had any of them felt more content.

"What do guys think about baby names?" asked Leonard, breaking the silence.

"I was thinking, if it's a girl, we could name her Amanda, after Spock's mom," said Jim softly.

"And should the child be male, I would like to propose that we name him David after the son that the Jim in the alternate universe had," said Spock.

"I like those names a lot," smiled Bones. "I was thinking Amanda too. And I hadn't really even considered boy's names. I know it's way too early to tell, but I just think she's gonna be a girl."

Jim kissed Bones's neck. "That would be great, Bonesy."

"It will be difficult to raise a child on the ship," said Spock. "We will have to have a Vulcan instructor come aboard in order to educate her in the Vulcan ways."

McCoy turned around to face Spock and glare at him. "Whoa whoa whoa, hold up. Who said anything about educating her in the Vulcan way?"

"She will be Vulcan, it is only logical that she know the ways of her people."

"She will be one quarter Vulcan, Spock! For godsake, you of all people should know that the Vulcan education system is no place for a human child," snapped McCoy.

"What are you suggesting, Leonard?"

"I ain't suggesting anything! I'm just saying I don't want my kid to be an unfeeling, emotionless shell of a person!"

"Is this how you view me, Leonard? An unfeeling, emotionless shell of a person?" asked Spock, a bitter edge filling his voice.

"Sometimes, you pointy eared bastard," he growled back resentfully.

"It would seem we have reached an impasse," said Spock.

"It would seem we have," McCoy agreed sharply, and both turned around and put their backs to each other. "Lights off," he said tensely after a few seconds of charged silence. Darkness settled but the tension in the room was suffocating.

Jim lay there stiffly for a while, listening to the sound of his own panicked heartbeat. Spock and McCoy had fought before but never like this. They had never gone to bed angry before and they were hardly ever genuinely mad at each other. He had no idea what to do. He feared that if he said anything, if he moved at all, he would lose one or both of them forever. And he couldn't possibly risk losing them, especially now that Bones was carrying his child. Soon, biting his lip wasn't enough anymore, and a small whimper escaped through his teeth.

The desperate sound and the wave of emotional transference that slipped through the bond with it caused Spock and McCoy to instantly sit up in unison. "Lights fifty per cent. T'hy'la, are you alright?" asked Spock, alarmed.

"Jim, what's wrong?" exclaimed McCoy, reaching out to him at the same time Spock did.

"I can't handle this!" he cried, trying to keep his composure. "I don't know what to do. We can't fight like this when we have a baby on the way! You guys can't get divorced! What will I do? I can't pick sides! I love you both so much and what about the baby?" he was near tears when Spock stopped him.

"Jim, t'hy'la. Leonard and I are not going to get a divorce. We may be in disagreement at the time but I still love him very much."

"Yeah, where did that come from, Jim? I've already gone through a divorce once. I've already got one kid out there without both of her parents. I'm not going to let that happen again. Haven't you ever had a fight before?" asked Leonard.

Jim nodded. "Yeah, I've been in fights. And they always end in break ups."

"Aw, darling. Not this one. Not us," said McCoy, running a hand through Jim's hair soothingly.

"Leonard, perhaps for Jim's benefit, we should settle this issue right now. In a civilized manner," suggested Spock.

"I'd like that, Spock," said McCoy, turning over to lie face to face with Spock. "Let me start by saying, I want our child to experience emotions freely. I don't want her to be emotionally repressed because I know how much that hurt you and since she's gonna be three quarters human and have Jim and I for parents, she's probably going to be very emotional and very human."

"I agree with you on everything that you have just said, Leonard. I was simply trying to say that since our child will be a quarter Vulcan, he or she will most likely have Vulcan mental abilities and will need to learn to control them. Also, he or she will have a greater desire and capacity for knowledge and will need a teacher capable of keeping up with the learning speed and abilities of Vulcan children. I only want what is best for our child, which I believe will be the perfect mix of human emotions and Vulcan knowledge and mental discipline."

"Yes, I suppose she will need some help with all of that Vulcan mind voo-doo stuff. We'll make sure she has the best teachers this galaxy has to offer, human and Vulcan," said Bones.

"Thank you for taking the time to understand, t'hy'la," said Spock, holding out his two fingers in offering of a Vulcan kiss.

Leonard touched his two fingers to Spock's and hummed in contentment at the current of love that flowed between them. "I'm sorry I snapped at you, darlin'," he replied softly, nuzzling Spock's sensitive Vulcan fingers and beginning to kiss them.

"You are forgiven," said Spock somewhat shakily as the doctor began to suck on his fingers. The Vulcan was not able to supress a moan as Leonard put his hand on the small of his back and pulled their hips together.

Before going any further, McCoy pulled away from Spock and turned back to Jim who was staring at them with a shocked and bewildered expression. "And that's how you settle a fight. Calm, diplomatic, negotiation." Jim just blinked. "And now, we get to have hot make up sex, right, Spock?"

"I believe that is the human custom," replied Spock.

Even as he watched Spock and McCoy make out passionately and grind their hips together, Jim still couldn't believe they had settled the fight that easily. Maybe it was because when his mom and Frank would fight they would be angry for days or even weeks. He didn't even want to think about how bad it would get sometimes. But this was different. He, Spock, and Bones were t'hy'la and nothing could ever tear them apart. Whatever came their way he knew they would make it. They would be together forevermore.

"Hey, guys, can I get in on this?" he asked, as the sexual thoughts clouding his mind were making it difficult to have meaningful romantic thoughts about the future.

"Git over here, honey!" said McCoy, turning and wrapping his arms around Jim. Soon Jim felt Spock's warm hand on his face and let himself slip into the loving embrace of their minds.

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who gave me baby name suggestions, they were all great and I am truly touched that you would take the time to think of them.

Also, I recieved a lot of requests for twins, but I myself would not enjoy having twins soI do not wish to subject Kirk, Spock, and McCoy to that! So just one kid for them :)