Sorry for taking so long to publish the next chapter. This whole subplot took me a while to figure out. And for those of you who miss Mysterion have no fear. He will return in the next chapter.

Princess Kenny was the fairest maiden in the land. She was loved by all men and she loved all men right back. But her heart ached. She had heard of a great disaster in a realm called Nascar. And Professor Chaos, the alter ego of the valiant knight Sir Butters the Merciful. But she needed proof to convince King Douchebag that his best friend was guilty of this terrible deed.

It would not be easy.. The King didn't trust her. He seemed to hold some kind of grudge against Kenny. Douchebag simply failed to comprehend how the horrible mind warping effects of PMS had driven her insane, and that that this insanity had legally relieved her of responsibility for her actions. Besides what was a girl to do when she discovered she was the heir to the Stick of Truth.

And not only did he not trust her, but the one person he did place absolute trust in was none other than Butters. And not only did he trust Butters, but he trusted his evil alter ego Professor Chaos as well, Butters had used him as an ability. The King seemed to think that Chaos was some sort of power that could be controlled, and not an evil mastermind that needed to be stopped. She had to get close to Butters,and to Professor chaos, to see what he was hiding.

And that was why she had texted Sir Butters to meet her in the old Elven fortress, AKA Kyle's house. "You said you had a quest for me oh me fair princess.", said Butters. "I do have a quest. But not for Sir Butters the Merciful.", Kenny said, mysteriously. "Then why did you say you were going to give me a quest?", Butters asked perplexed. "I don't need Sir Butters, I need to talk to professor Chaos." "I don't think you'd want to do that?", Butters said, fidgeting with his hands. He looked really nervous. "And why is that?", Kenny asked suspiciously. "Well it's just Professor Chaos lives in a very dark part of my psyche." "You brought him out during the game", Kenny said. He winced a little remembering the final fight with Douchbag and Sir Butters. "Yeah but I had to. Cartman Douchebag and everyone in the KKK were counting on me.", he said flustered Kenny got close and looked right into Butters's eyes. "Well I'm counting on you now Butters." It was not princess Kenny who asked the question, but Kenny McCormick, a kid Butters had once called "the only one around here with any real integrity."

Butters was about to say something when a shrill voice cried out "Ah ha." It was Cartman. "Butters get control of yourself." "What?'. "Don't you see Sir Butters she's, trying to seduce you with her feminine charms.", Carmen said. "She is?", Butters said stepping back from Kenny. "No I'm not", said Kenny.

But it was useless. Cartman was a master manipulator and Butters was gullible as fuck. Before long Cartman had Butters Butters on his knees sobbing and confessing to his "sins"

Cartman had decided ,shortly after the zombie invasion, that being a wizard king wasn't good enough. Oh no he had to be some kind of Wizard King Pope. He'd recruited Craig and Clyde to be his goons as some sort of punishment for betraying the Kingdom. They'd had to draw stars on their heads with red markers. They looked so fucking miserable.

But their misery was cold comfort to Princess Kenny as she sat tied up to a chair in Cartman's basement. At least this time she wasn't going to get raped. "Do you repeat your sins and accept the judgement of da lawd!".Cartman said in a heavy Southern drawl. "I confess my only sin.", Princess Kenny said dramatically. "I confess that I am a woman. I confess that I cannot live my life tied to a kitchen stove. I confess that I am a Princess and not a slave!", Princess Kenny screamed defiantly.

"Wow that was a great speech", Craig said impressed. "You should really consider getting into acting", Clyde said impressed. "Thanks man", Kenny said,breaking character. "You guys",Cartman whined, "you have to stay in character.",he stamped his foot on the ground petulantly. "Fuck you you stupid fatherless wizard fatass." A cold chill seemed to hang over the room. Kenny had pushed both of Cartman's buttons. "Right well if you won't confess their's only one way to punish you for your vile crimes."

"I don't know about this place",Jenna said, hugging her black winter coat to her swollen body. "What's not to like", asked Todd. "The arts district is thriving, they've got a vibrant night scene,artisan shops, and a cultural district. This seems like a great place.", her boyfriend said. "They have all that in Denver",Jenna replied. "Yeah but Denver's totally played out", Todd replied petulantly. "Were about to become parents Todd!", god just saying that made her feel old. "Their are more important things than it being played out.", she said blasphemously. "Like what?", Todd replied indignantly. "Well how about the school. I don't want our baby to grow up to be some sort of small town hick." "I'm sure the kids here are fine."

"Shame! Shame", Jenna turned around. Some little kid with dirty blond hair was streaking down the street with no cloths on. He was being chased by three boys, and one of them was dressed up like a fat wizard. "Wew hew", she could hear the naked child scream, as he ran down the street. "Shame!", shouted the fat one. "Goddamit Kenny this is supposed to be like Game of Thrones.! Quit having fun!"

"Were moving to Denver", Jenna said to Todd. Her boyfriend nodded silently in agreement.