Being a superhero can get you hurt a lot.
Mysterion was blinded. His ears buzzed. His feet wobbled and he began to fall towards the ground. He extended his arms to break his fall. The impact was hard. His bled onto the pavement. Kenny had endured pain a thousand times worse than this. Shake it off, Mysterion commanded himself. Mysterion shook his head from side to side. A bit of light. Mysterion rubbed his eyes. Out of the blurred mists of his vision he could see someone running towards him, a girl. A really ugly girl. A big ugly mean girl who looked ready to beat the shit out of him. Where am I again?, he thought, trying to remember everything that happened. The Shulk, the mission, the basketball. It all came flooding back. He steadied himself on his limbs. His hearing recovered. He could hear her screaming "Tuuuuurd!" The Shulk was to close for him to make a counter attack. In a few seconds she would be right on top of him. Right on top of him, he thought, forming the seeds of a plan in his wounded mind.. Kenny's poor head would not be having a good day tomorrow.
He waited till she was right over him, ready to strike. Then with all his might Mysterion launched himself upward into the Sulk's stomach. The wind came out of her with a loud oomph. Screaming in astonishment and rage she tumbled over backwards, sending poor Kenny flying.
He landed on his back. His whole body screamed out to him in pain. His head was the worse. It might have been his imagination, but it felt like Kenny's brain was banging around his inside skull. He could feel the blood pooling on the pavement. Mysterion groaned in pain as he rolled over onto his stomach.
His muscles ached as he tried to force his broken body up from the ground. It was useless. All he could do was watch the battle unfold.
The conflict was brief. Toolshed and Tree Mouse Girl had crawled though the hole in the fence as soon as Shelly went down. She was barely up when they fell upon her. Shelly had landed a few good blows, but she had started out the fight at a disadvantage. Mouse and Toolshed proved to much for her and after the fury of punches and kicks ended she lay flat on the ground, beaten.
"A little help here", Kenny feebly called out to his friends. "Oh my god!", Mouse called out in shock. Mysterion your….your", she struggled to find the words to express the horrific state he was in. "Fucked up", he finished her sentence. "Hang on I'll go get help", she said trying to reassure him.
"No need", Mysterion replied. "Toolshed, please tell me you brought along some cheesy poofs." "No problem dude", he said reassuringly. "Keep an eye on She Hulk over here", he said to Tree Mouse. "It's Shulk", Shelly yelled over to brother. "Whatever".
Mysterion opened the bag and ravenously stuffed the Cheesy poofs into his mouth. He felt their cheesy taste flow though him, rejuvenating him. A spiral of blue light swirled around his body and he was healed.
"What the Fuck?",Tree Mouse girl said, emphasizing each word.. "New brand. We've been using it all the time in our warriors and wizards game", Mysterion replied matter of factly. "Their a fucking life saver",Stan said.