And apparently people wanted me to continue this, so here you go!
Chapter Two: In Which There Is A Lot Of Foreshadowing
Mr Moony would like to thank everyone who has read this story.
Mr Padfoot believes that Mr Moony has just broken the fourth wall.
Mr Treacle is confused. He sees no broken walls anywhere, nor has he heard of any.
Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs give up on Mr Treacle.
Mr Treacle is upset.
Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs are amused.
Mr Treacle assures Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs that should they continue ganging up on him, he will betray them all, and then they'll be sorry.
Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs can barely contain their laughter.
Mr Prongs informs Messrs Moony and Padfoot that Mr Treacle has stormed off.
Mr Moony feels a little sorry.
Mr Padfoot doesn't.
Mr Prongs likes treacle.
Mr Moony believes that they have already gone over this.
Mr Padfoot is scared.
Mr Prongs would like to know why.
Mr Padfoot replies that the curtain over there is blowing creepily.
Mr Moony would like to know which one.
Mr Padfoot informs Mr Moony that he is talking about the extra-specially creepy one!
Mr Prongs is scared for Mr Padfoot's sanity.
Mr Padfoot feels flattered that Mr Prongs is so concerned about him.
On second thoughts, Mr Prongs is not scared for, but questioning Mr Padfoot's sanity.
Mr Padfoot is now annoyed. That curtain is seriously creepy!
Mr Prongs wonders whether it is siriusly creepy?
Mr Moony has deduced that Mr Padfoot has a phobia of curtains.
Mr Prongs wonders what that is called – curtainphobia? Drapephobia? Veilphobia?
Mr Padfoot believes his downfall will be a curtain.
Messrs Moony and Prongs are backing away slowly.
Mr Padfoot feels unloved.
Mr Prongs informs Mr Moony that they are the only ones left.
Mr Moony feels guilty.
Mr Prongs enquires why Miss Evans is staring at them?
Mr Moony replies that she is confused about why people keep storming away from them.
Mr Prongs supposes it would look quite odd.
Mr Moony facepalms.
Mr Prongs is sad that he is the only one left. Nobody loves him.
Mr Padfoot is certain that Mrs Potter loves Mr Prongs – not that he knows why.
Mr Prongs wonders where Mr Padfoot came from.
Mr Padfoot informs Mr Prongs that he was bored.
Mr Prongs suggests they go torment Snivellus.
Mr Moony is not sure that would exactly warm Miss Evans up towards Mr Prongs.
Mr Prongs is wondering where everyone keeps coming from.
Mr Treacle still resents that name.
Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs still don't care.