The Notebook Of Evil and Treacle

by beeabeeon49

In which Mr Padfoot contemplates killing Snivellus, Mr Prongs likes treacle, Mr Wormtail is obvious and Mr Moony would not like to be included in the summary. He is worried he will seem too silly. This is the notebook of evil... and treacle.

3. In Which The Fourth Wall Is Broken A Lot

Chapter Three: In Which The Fourth Wall Is Broken A Lot

Mr Moony apologizes about the lateness of this update.

Mr Padfoot accuses Mr Treacle of eating all the sugar quills, and explains to the readers that the update was late because no quills were left.

Mr Treacle suggests proper quills were bought instead of sugar quills. That way he would not eat all the available writing equipment.

Mr Padfoot is shocked Mr Treacle could work that out all by himself.

Mr Prongs would like to add that he has heard Miss Evans talk about a Muggle version of a quill called a 'pen'.

Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Treacle don't care.

Mr Moony thanks the readers for saying they were in-character.

Mr Prongs is not sure what this means. Obviously they were in-character with themselves?

Mr Treacle informs Messrs Moony and Prongs that they have broken the fourth wall again.

Mr Padfoot congratulates Mr Treacle on learning what the fourth wall is.

Mr Treacle thanks MR PADFOOT.

Mr Moony wonders what the unnecessary caps lock was for.

Mr Treacle replies that he pressed the caps lock button by accident.

Mr Prongs is smug that Mr Treacle broke the fourth wall that time.

Mr Treacle protests that so did Mr Moony.

Mr Padfoot is bored.

Messrs Moony, Prongs and Treacle are not surprised. Mr Padfoot is always bored.

Mr Padfoot is not pleased with Messrs Moony, Prongs and Treacle for ganging up on him.

Mr Treacle likes cheese.

Mr Prongs tells Mr Treacle that of course he likes cheese, he's a rat.

Mr Treacle disagrees and would like to inform Mr Prongs that it is mice that like cheese, not rats.

Mr Padfoot suggests that maybe both rats and mice like cheese.

Messrs Padfoot, Prongs and Treacle are not sure.

Messrs, Padfoot, Prongs and Treacle request the help of Mr Moony.

Mr Moony replies that some rats like cheese, some don't and some mice like cheese, some don't.

Mr Prongs tells Mr Moony that that response was very diplomatic.

Mr Moony is flattered.

Mr Padfoot professes his annoyance that his name is the only name with the squiggly red line under it.

Mr Treacle is annoyed that Mr Padfoot has broken the fourth wall AGAIN.

Mr Moony informs Mr Treacle that he should not write in all caps lock, it is a bad habit to pick up.

Mr Treacle gives up on his keeping the fourth wall policies.

Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs rejoice.

Mr Treacle requests to have his normal marauder name back.

Messrs Padfoot and Prongs refuse.

Mr Moony is wavering.

Messrs Padfoot and Prongs are angry with Mr Moony.

On second thoughts, Mr Moony refuses as well.

Messrs Padfoot and Prongs are proud.

Mr Treacle still resents that name.

Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs don't care.

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