Before I begin, a shoutout to NCISElf, who reviews every chapter of every story and subscribes and all that jazz. You are my 'personal McMuse', as Tony might say. Back to the story- So there's a little bit of sad Tony towards the beginning, and this is also where the Densi and Tiva starts up. Enjoy!
Tony sat in the bathroom for what seemed like an hour. he kew it, just knew it that coming to LA would open up those wounds. He couldn't wait for Ziva to get there. Tony heard the bathroom door open, then a loud crashing sound. He heard what sounded like Deeks cussing and slamming the stall door shut, grumbling about trash cans. Tony decided to come out at the same time as the police officer, so he took some paper towels and wiped the tears off his face. Tony walked out of the bathroom just as Deeks walked out of his stall. Tony grabbed another beer and popped the lid. He put a smile on his face ads walked outside, Deeks right behind him.
Kensi swiped the screen again, and Jenny was gone. There stood a dark haired woman next to Tony, and the man with brown hair and glasses wasn't there either. "Who's that?" Kensi asked. "Special Agent Kate Todd." "I heard about her a long time ago. She was killed by the ah terrorist, right?" Callen said, sitting up and joining the conversation. Tony was back with a beer and a red face, and Deeks was right behind him with his jeans and swim shirt on. It had dried off by now. Finally, the five all sat down a the table and started to share happy memories with each other. Tim recalled first. "Ok, guys. Here's a good story. You want to know why you never hurt Tony?" he asked. "Come on, Tim. Not this story!" Tony said, laughing. "Why?" Deeks asked, leaning in. "Because then you'll have to give him painkillers! The first time he was given painkillers with our team now, he was loopy for the whole day. They mess up his mind. You shoulda seen him. At one point, he was going around and asking people if they wanted him to do their hair! But we had a big case, so we couldn't send him home. We just quarantined him in Abby's lab for a while."
"Yes. It was pretty funny. He even asked me if I wanted a pony for my birthday... I just slapped him like this." Ziva said, coming over and headslapping him. "Hey! Ziva's here!" Tim said. "OUCH!" Tony wailed as she hit him. "You two had me worried for a while. I called Gibbs and he just said do not worry about it. But then you called and all was well." Ziva said, taking a seat at the empty chair next to Tony. "Ziva can also kill you eighteen different ways with a paperclip." Tony said, putting his arm around her and giving her a hug. Ziva looked over at him with wild eyes. Tony immediately retrieved his arm and took a sip of his beer. Tim looked over at Tony like 'dude did you seriously just do that?' Tony shot him a look that basically said to drop it. Tim smiled and texted Abby-
Tim: Abby! Tony just put his arm around Ziva!
Abby: OMG NO WAY?
Tim: Not even kidding!
Abby: Where r u guyz?
Tim: At a bar in LA... We met up with the some guys from the OSP team...
Abby: Cool. Tell Callen I said hi. I'm at a concert. Dubstep. u wood like it. I'll take sum video 4 u.
Tim: Cool thnx. TTYL Abbs.
Abby: KK. Let me kno if anything else happens.
Tim: will do.
Tim returned his phone to his pocket and looked up. Deeks had his arm around Kensi, and she didn't seem to mind... much. He wondered if they were dating. Anyways, Deeks was the next to share. "So I'm riding this dirt bike in the desert with Kenz, when we spot the missing marines. So Kensi says 'We need to lure them out.' And I'm all over the action, right? So I'm like 'I'll go.' So, I go and ride into the camp, and these guys are like get him! So I ride off, and these two guys hop onto ATVs and start chasing me. Now I've got two dudes with guns tailing me in ATVs, and I turn down this hill and I start to loose control, plus the guys stop and start shooting at me so at this point I'm like 'Holy crap I'm gonna die.' Then a couple bullets hit my bike and I fly up in the air. When I land, I can barley breathe, so I just play dead for a while. Meanwhile, Kenz is yelling in my ear and she starts freaking out thinking I'm dead. Then one of the guys drives off and tells the other to make sure I'm dead. So, when the guy reaches me and kicks me over, I spring up and shoot the guy. Then I drove off with his ATV screaming 'Take that! No one can kill me!" Deeks said with excitement.
"That's interesting..."Ziva said, not sure how to respond. "Ziva's probably got a million awesome Mossad stories." Tony said, looking over at his co worker. "I do. But they will give you nightmares for years. I am not sure you will be able to handle them, DiNozzy." Ziva said, taping his nose. "Do any of you guys have pets?" Tim asked, trying to change the subject. "I've got a dog, Monty." Deeks said. "Mutt." Callen said. Up until that point, he'd just been sitting quietly, sipping his beer, and listening to every one's stories.
"Hey, Callen." Tony asked, looking at the mysterious man. "Hmm?" Callen said, leaning in. "How long have you known Gibbs?" he asked, wanting to fill in a chapter of his bosses' life. "Oh, about fifteen years now. Ever since I joined the agency, pretty much." Callen said, making a rough estimate. "Wow, that's a long time. What kind of stuff did you guys do together?" Tony asked, curious about Gibbs' past. He never talked about it. 'Probably because it was just too fricken depressing' he thought. "Well, there was that mission in Russia... and then, of course, the time we went to Australia. That was a mess." Callen said, arousing Tim and Ziva's curiosity. "Gibbs has been to Australia?" she said, stunned. Callen just chuckled."There's so much you guys don't know."
Callen told them of epic tales of Leroy Jethro Gibbs' past, Deeks told them of particularly fun college parties (only Tony paid much attention to those), Kensi told them of her life running around on her own, Tony told them epic tales of Leroy Jethro Gibbs' more recent past, Tim told them of life moving from Navy base to Navy base (he'd even lived in Hawaii for a short time!), and Ziva told them of her action packed adventures with Mossad and her family. Tony had already had about one to many drinks, and Tim could tell that this wasn't going to turn out good. So, Tim wasn't surprised when Tony stood up and said, "Story time was fun, guys! But, seriously, let's have some fun!"
Uh oh. Tony gets drunk. That is not going to turn out good. Well... maybe... stay tuned to find out what exactly happens.
