Hey guys, I know I'm sorry for this little excuse to get you excited but I must tell my theory regarding the upcoming movie zootopia and Kung fu panda.
Alright here's my theory: The Kung fu panda world is the ancient past of the Zootopian world!
WHHHAAAATTTT!
I know, crazy right!?
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I growled lightly as I paced around my room, you could almost taste the anger. That small wolf or whatever he is killed general Ming; despite me have a memory problem I heard there little conversation at the noddle shop, the emperor may have approved this but I don..."tigress" my eyes widened for a second before I spun around and stood attention.
Shifu stood there with an angry look on his face taping his foot on the ground, please don't lecture me I begged silently in my mind. Shifu sighed and relaxed a little but that face stayed strong "tigress...what you did back there was completely out of line and irresponsible" he said slowly. I didn't respond to him.
He narrowed his eyes at me and stared at me a second "why did you attack that man?" he asked questioningly; finally, a chance to explain myself. I breathed in a little before answering "because he was the one who killed general Ming" I stated boldly. His eyes widened in surprise with a little horror infused in them "T Tigress...that's a serious accusation, and even if he did what you say he did you can't just attack him" he said quickly, regaining his composer at the end.
I narrowed my own eyes "he wouldn't admit to it" I stated firmly.
His eye's widened in disbelief "he wouldn't admit" he said slowly "HE WOULDN'T ADMIT IT" that disbelief turning to anger "Tigress, if he didn't admit it, then there is probably truth in his words" he stated loudly.
My eye's widened and my head recoiled a little "what do you mean, just because he didn't say he did it doesn't mean he didn't do it" I yelled back. Surprisingly shifu seemed to get madder.
"Tigress, I have seen cold blooded murderer's and the most hardened of criminals go up against you and they've all cowered in fear; and that fox seemed plenty horrified to me" he yelled back.
My face contorted in anger "Master please you must believe me" I yelled out
"NO, all I know is that you just assaulted an innocent person; If I am to believe you, I need evidence of his involvement before I can do anything" he stated as he calmed himself down.
I smiled at the challenge "If you want evidence, then I'll show you evidence" I said confidently. I moved to walk past him but he blocked my path with master oogway's staff. I raised my eyebrow in question and looked down at him "not tonight tigress, I know you see this as important but you must wait; and besides, I have a feeling he'll show up very soon" shifu said with a smile.
Shifu brought his staff back up to his side and turned around. He started walking away but he stopped just short of the door "oh and tigress; if you go out, no training for a month" he stated warningly.
I growled out angrily as he walked out of my room and out of the barracks.
I let out a few choice words before walking up to the door of my room and slamming it shut. Oh don't worry you dam fox; I'm gonna break your act, and you'll face justice for your crimes.
mike's pov next morning
At first I didn't hear anything as the curtains of sleep lifted from my body, but of course those dam birds had to start chirping. Those little chirps infiltrated my walls and laid waste to the only none aching part of my body, my glorious ears.
I groaned out angrily and moved to cover my ears but a sharp pain spread through my arms making me hiss. I slowly moved my arms back down to my side and opened my tired eyes. The ceiling greeted me; and as usual, it continued not to give a fuck.
I growled angry and slowly leaned up, I didn't feel any pain as I leaned up and my back felt surprisingly good, just my right arm and left leg hurt if my senses aren't betraying me.
I shifted to my left and inched forward out of the bed, much to my body's disagreement. As my feet hit the floor a sharp pain shot through my left leg "ahhh mother...mmmm" I groan out through gritted teeth. I took a few deep breaths and shook my head, I need to see a doctor soon. I readied myself and carefully shifted my weight to my right foot and I slowly stood up, being careful to keep to keep my weight off of my left leg
As I raised up I balanced on my right leg and placed my left hand on the wall. Little tingles of pain shot through my leg and arm but it was bearable at the moment, I looked to my left towards the door and groaned "this is gonna suck".
I turned to the left with my foot inches above the ground and took a deep breath, I quickly put my left foot on the ground and limped forward forward.
It took all my power to contain my screams as I limped towards the door.
As I reached my bed room door I quickly leaned on the right side of the door. I groaned painfully and took some deep breaths "I see your doing well" a feminine voice said sarcastically.
I quickly looked up in alarm but it melted away into a smile as I saw my favorite tiger "my hello tigress, what can I do ya for" I asked nicely. She had her arms crossed and had a calm demeanor, but I could tell she was angry.
She gritted her teeth before answering "on behalf of master shifu, we would like to invite you to the jade palace" she said calmly, the last part seemed forced.
I smiled "I'd love to come; but as you can see tigress, I'm injured" I said with fake remorse. She growled lightly catching me by surprise, she stalked forward and I tried backing up, but she grabbed me by the scruff of my shirt and lifted me off the ground. Again.
She stared at me with those angered eyes of hers while I just smiled calmly "I'm gonna break your act fox" she said with a hiss.
I nodded slowly "you can try" I said with a flirtatious smile. She growled again and suddenly dropped me. My eyes widened and when my feet hit the ground I cried out in pain and collapsed to the ground.
I gritted my teeth and growled out a primal growl, my eyes were shut tight as I tried to contain the pain, but it was just to much. The pain spread through my leg like fire, it felt like needles were going in and out at fast rates throughout my skin.
I opened my eyes to see tigress kneeling over me; surprisingly, with concern in her eyes. I shakily raised my right hand and and pointed towards the kitchen "c c could y you get a small box with vials in it, it's in the lowest cabinet" I asked her with a shaky and pain filled voice.
She nodded her head hesitantly and moved towards the kitchen. I heard her break through the lock on the cabinet easily and shuffle through the cabinets contents, but suddenly the rustling stopped and I think I heard her faintly gasp.
I didn't hear anything at first but her stomping footsteps suddenly rung out behind me. she stood over me again and I could see that infamous anger in those eyes. She dropped the box on me causing a few of the vials to fall out on to the ground "why do you have opium" she demanded angrily.
I gasped as another shot of pain spread through my body "f for moments like this" I said shakily. I quickly reached down and grabbed a vial with my good arm and popped the cap off. She watched me with anger and curiosity as I drank the liquid down; like before, I moaned in pleasure as the tingle went up and down my spine.
I closed my eyes as I felt the drug take it's effect on my body and slowly but surly, the pain went away. I laid there for what felt like minutes but when I opened my eyes again, I saw a angry tiger staring down at me. I raised my eyebrow in question "are you leaving" I asked with confusion in my voice.
She narrowed her eyes at me "I know what you did fox" she said dangerously. I smiled "well, if you intend on staying and 'finding out the truth' could you at least help me up" I ask politely.
She growled at this but rough fully pulled me up. I braced for pain when she grabbed my arm but thankfully the opium kicked in.
I sighed and jumped up and down a few times making sure the opium kicked in. Only tingles were felt thankfully so I bent down and picked up the vials and bag up off the ground. I walked over to the kitchen table and set them down, I'll put them away later.
I look over at tigress who seems to be staring at me intently, a devious thought suddenly comes to mind, I smirk "find anything you like" I said jokingly as I shake my butt at her and fluff up my tail. Her eyes widen and I think I saw a blush but she quickly turned around and walked towards the door.
I snickered silently and watched as she walk away, but she stopped at the door "be at the palace by 17:30" she said quickly before disappearing from view.
As she disappeared I let my laugh escape from my throat "oh she's gonna kill me"
time skip
I growled as I walked up the staircase of a thousand steps, I itched at my cast and kicked a small rock down the 900 steps I already covered. Apparently my arm was fractured and my leg was just sprained; that explained the leg pain but I barley ever felt my arm in pain, or did I?
Well I don't know, but right now I'm on my way to the jade palace, the hardest place to get to in my condition. I hissed again as another shot of pain went up my leg; dam sprain, those take ages to heal.
I continued to walk up the steps and before you know it I was at the top, before a job I usually jog up and down these steps to get ready so this felt like nothing for me. I turned right around and looked over the valley, the sun was setting in the distance and a nice summer breeze through the air. I could see the candles throughout the town being light and all together it made a very nice view.
I heard a creak of the door behind me but I did not turn around "are you gonna stand there all day or come in" the familiar voice of tigress said impatiently. I smiled and turned around to see my favorite angry tiger "well only for you tigress" I said eagerly. She scowled at me and turned around, quickly walking out of view.
I laughed slightly at her reaction and followed suit. I walked in through the big wooden double doors and I was greeted by the courtyard; no one was here, not even tigress. I groaned as I saw another set of stairs that likely counts up to two hundred "why must they have so many stairs" I said angrily.
END
Sorry for the unsatisfactory ending but I'm thinking about a way to direct this story and this is the perfect cut off. Sorry if the fight between shifu and tigress wasn't that good, I try.
Well I'll see you next time!
