Kyle gets blackout drunk for the first time the night before he's supposed to take the SATs. He tells Stan to go to hell, punches Cartman in the mouth, and vomits all over himself while palming his dick through his pants like a rapper.
"Dude," Stan stays.
Cartman won't stop laughing about the vomit chunks on Craig's front lawn.
"Dude," Kenny says. "This is why we never get invited to parties."
In the morning Kyle's eyes are bloodshot, his ears are ringing, and he almost misspells his last name twice. (He gets the second highest score in the school, anyway.)