Kenny knows how to give a blowjob, sure, but today he gets one of his very own. Kyle takes him to the root like a guy who's been sucking dick for at least four years and begs him not to tell Stan afterward. They haven't dated since they split for college, and Kenny is pretty sure Kyle is fucking Cartman at Yale - but Stan still posts lame poetry about his broken heart on Facebook so nobody talks about it.
"I knew you'd understand," Kyle says.
"I'm an understanding guy," Kenny says, before zipping up. "But I won't lie for you."