The first time Stan cheats on Kyle is the biggest mistake of his life. Kyle won't take him back and time doesn't mend the wound, not even with two thousand miles between them. He flunks out of community college and spends his mornings playing Guitar Hero drunk, even though he's not half as good as he was when he was a kid.
He's still crying that Tuesday night when Kenny comes over after his shift to watch reruns on Terrance and Phillip.
"Dude," Kenny says. "This is why we still don't get invited to Craig and Tweek's big gay parties."