"Is There Someone In The Shower?" Neil Said "Yea, My Sister, Jess. She's Starting Rudge Park Today, Year 11 So She's Only A Year Younger Than Us" I Heard Jay Say. "Is She Fit? Simon Said "Well, She's My Sister So Its Kinda Weird To Say But Yea, Suppose" Jay Said.
"Oh Great" I Thought. "Today Should Be... Eventful?" I Flicked The Shower Up Full So I Wouldn't Have To Hear Anymore Of There Boyish Banter. I Pulled The Shower Curtain Across Just Incase One Of Them Had A Paper Clip Or Summin'.
Un Known To Me, As I Continued Rinsing Jay Had Unlocked The Door And One Of This Mates Had Taken My Uniform And Towel. I Heard The Door Click Shut Again And A Round Of Sniggers And Chuckles But Thought Nothing Of It. I Finished Showering, Turned It Off, Pulled Across The Curtain And The Door And Reached For My Towel. I Patted Around For A While Then Looked Out To See That My Towel And Uniform, Along With My Bra And Knickers Had GONE!
"JAAAYYY!" I Shouted. I Heard A Large Bellow Of Laughs And Sniggers. Then Jay Said: "Y-Yes?" Trying His Best Not To Burst Out Laughing. Then I Heard Will Say: "Ahh, Neil. Don't Smell Them!"
"WHERE HAVE MY CLOTHES GONE? AND MY TOWEL?" I Shouted. They Burst Out Laughing Again. Then Neil Said: "They've Got That Arse'y Smell!" "ARE THOSE MY KNICKERS?" I Bellowed, As I Creamed Myself And Grabbed A Spare Towel, I Wiped My Legs And Discovered That The Towel Was Jay's 'Cos It Was Covered In His Spunk, Which I Just Rubbed All Over My Legs. I WASN'T Happy!
"Jay..." I Said. "Whose Towel Has Purple Strips On..?" He Burst Out Laughing Again And Said: "...Mine Why?" "WHY?" I Called, "I've Just Wiped My Legs With It And Now I'm Covered In YOUR Spunk, THATS Why!" There Was Another Round Of Laughs Then Jay Said: "Its Only A Bit Of Spunk, You've Had More Than That On You Before!" He Joked, His Mates Chuckling.
"Urggh, I Said. I'm Coming In On The Count Of Three!" "What? Naked!" Said Neil, Yet Another Chuckled Outburst Erupted. "NO, In This Spunk Soaked Towel! THREE. TWO. ONE!" I Wrapped The Towel Around Me And Burst Into His Room.
"SHIT!" Neil Said, As The Three Boys Gulped At Me Like Goldfish. "Give. Me. My Uniform Or I'm Telling Mum And Dad About Your Internet History!" I Said Calmly, Holding The Towel Up. He Flung My Uniform At Me, Hoping I Would Drop My Towel. I Caught It With One Hand Then Said: "Keep The Knickers." And Laughed To Myself...