Kyle gets married for the first time the night Stan and Wendy announce their engagement. He's on Spring Break in Florida with Cartman, and they've had at least four shots each. The whole thing starts off as a joke, spirals into a competition, and rollercoasters downhill from there.
"Stan has a lot of nerve," Kyle slurs into his drink. "He used to be gay."
"Yeah," says Cartman. "We'd be way better at being married than those heteronormative pieces of shit."
They exchange vows about fellatio and chores over two ring pops, and wake up full of regret in the morning.