Sit Back and Munchlax

"SWAAAAA!"

The door nearly burst open and the shadow of a figure literally seemed to be flung into the threshold. In a panic, Swampert happened to grab a conveniently forgotten Pokebase bat left by the last occupant. Quickly, he began beating the green-haired intruder senseless. Not caring too much at first, Brendan mostly ignored it, but slowly decided to care that someone entered the room, slowly began to care that it might be an assailant, slowly began to care that it was probably an innocent getting beat up, and finally slower still that it was his ex-best friend besides May.

"Swampert..." he continued swinging "Swampert!" The two looked at him, Swampert hitting one more time. "It's just Wally." "Swaaaaaa..." his Pokemon understood... and then continued to beat Wally.

"BRENDAN!" A loud ear-shattering squeal broke out, sending them into a panic. It turns out May was holding onto Wally the whole time by the arm... unaware of his beating. Swinging him around like a Pokedoll, May ran up to Brendan saying "It's almost time! It's almost time!" Brendan continued to yawn unfazed. "Time for what?" "WE"RE ABOUT TO GET OUR NEW POKEMON IN A FEW HOURS!"

Brendan looked over at the clock, unexcited for another doomed journey... "It's 5 in the morning."

"EXACTLY!" May yelled "You wake up at this time for work, right!?"

Brendan sighed "I haven't had to yet..."

"PERFECT!" May deafened all around her, save for an unconscious Wally. "HURRY HURRY HURRY! LET"S GOOOOO!" May swung Brendan around before letting go and taking off without her boyfriend or her ex.

Brendan and Swampert just stared at the door with blank expressions before turning to each other. Finally, Swampert shrugged its' shoulders.

…

Meanwhile, in a small little shack on the beach, a small chubby Pokemon sniffed the air in its' sleep as it stirred awake. It's stomache rumbled. He was also rather sad, but surprisingly not from being hungry. It had the dream again... the dream of its' mysterious past... the one thing it could not remember.

Half-asleep, the Munchlax dragged its' blanket into the kitchen. Also surprising, it passed all the junk-food lying atop the fridge in the kitchen, more disgusted at the sight of it than anything. Instead, it went for a cookbook and a flashlight. Hiding under its' blanket to read, it saw something that it liked.

"Munch." It said enthusiastic, thinking to itself as it scratched its' chin. Nodding in recognition to memory, it began to gather all the ingredients. It believed them all to be in the house, but unfortunately it was mistaken. There were no berries in the refrigerator. Strange, normally its' temporary master kept a decent stock of items from the store. Shrugging, as it looked at everything else already set up and ready, it decided to venture out with a bowl and pick some.

Worried at first how it would open the front door without jumping up and awakening the others, the lights suddenly went on as a young woman it recognized as another temporary resident came sprinting in, calling out for the professor. Unfazed by the sudden intrusion, it continued out the door...

…

Swampert strolled along the road to the spot May's trail led like it was just another day. It wasn't. For starters, it was the middle of the night. Also, he had Brendan over his left shoulder asleep like a baby. His Pokebase bat from earlier was slung over his right shoulder like a hobo's stick. Attached to it was Wally's underwear, dragging an unconscious Wally inside of them! Swampert passed an old house and waved at the Pokemon on the porch. It was an old Persian, the Kanto variant.

In a sleepy trance, Brendan's eye's squinted open to see... well... squinting eyes.

"Munch-lax?"it asked. Blinking, Brendan responded awkwardly.

"Uh...hi." he began. "Have you seen my gi..friend? She..."

"Munch! Munch-lax..." Munchlax gently yet surprisingly strongly took Swampert's flipper and led them to a new location.

An older woman looked on from the old house. Gingerly coming out, she pet the cat Pokemon and said smilingly "Yes, they do remind me of someone."

…

"Ah May!" Kyukui greeted. "Alola. I was worried."

"Sorry professor." she replied. "I was just so excited to see the new Pokemon! My friends too!"

"Oh." he replied. "Well, you should head to bed. It's a big day tomo..."

"BUT PROFESSOR!" May insisted "They're coming over to see them!

"...at this hour?" he responded. "Why are they... oh, I see..."

"What?" she asked.

"Oh" he smiled "Nothing. Well, I guess this would be a great time to test their moves!"

"Great!" May cheered. "shall we test them on my first starter? I can withdraw..."

"Oh, that won't be necessary." Kyukui insisted.

"But how will we test them?" May questioned.

…

Brendan "crew" of a friend, an acquaintance and an unconscious enemy, approached what seemed to be just a shack on the beach. "Are you sure this is the place?" he asked. Munchlax nodded, his bag of ingredients slung over his back.

"OH WOW!" they heard a loud pleasured shriek coming from the building. "May?" Wally asked quizically, coming too.

"Go for it May," they heard a male's voice "my body is ready!"

...Kyukui?

Wally's head was shoved through the door like a battering ram as they mugged Kyukui. Brendan swung Swampert's bat and Swampert used Wally. "Hit him again, HARDER!" Wally demanded, which Swampert did.

"Uh guys?" a bead of sweat dropped from behind May.