Well well, I'm back, dear readers! I won't blabber, just read the chapter. :)

Wind blew. Grass rippled. Trees swayed. Tumbleweed tumbled past. Crows flew by while cawing awkwardly. Another gust of wind blew past, carrying a few leaves. In short, there was dead silence.

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"What the hell are we suppose to do here?" Gohan yelled out in frustration. They arrived in New Namek and all the citizens had evacuated so they wouldn't be hurt or killed during the bloodshed (or at least they supposed it would be) that would occur soon.

And of course, he jinxed the place by saying that. There was a distant mooing sound.

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"Excuse me?" Jr. said incredulously. Was that… a cow? But whatever that thing that made the mooing was, they never got around to find out because a) five bright objects suddenly appeared and illuminated the sky, then streaked downwards like shooting stars. There were many saiyans that shrieked in horror, apparently recognizing the strange emblem that emblazoned on the pods.

And now, reason B was that the pods had landed in the general direction of the mooing sound, so it would be safe to assume that the poor animal (if it is indeed an animal, that is) was squished to his/her miserable death.

"Poor cow," Gohan muttered under his breath, for he thought of that. Meanwhile, he heard many saiyans yelling how they were screwed. "Jr., why are they all freaking out over those pods? It's our enemy, right?"

"Well…" Jr. replied thoughtfully, "I have the right to believe that they are the elite and most powerful squad in the entire galaxy, under Kuriza's rule. They're called the Elementary Forces, or something."

"Ummm, what?" said the demi-saiyan. "Elementary... like elementary school? Beginner level?"

"Ehh.. I don't think they mean it like that. More like elementary as in elements. You know, fire, ice… They're kinda dumb if you ask me."

"Point made…"

Then as if on a cue, five people leapt out of the woods and appeared. They momentarily took Gohan off by surprise because of their appearance like they were doing some serious weird cosplay. That and the fact that they looked completely perfectly human. The first, what he presumed was leader, had bright neon yellow hair. It stuck up the way like Gohan's did. He wore those kind of metallic armor you'd expect off a really otaku guy who was trying to remake clothing from Final Fantasy, or something like that. There was a large thunderbolt shaped print on the left of his face like a scar. Even his eyes were yellow, hawk-like.

The second had flaming red hair tied in a ponytail that fell to her knees with the same kind of weird clothing, except it was rather revealing. The girl smirked as she knew there were many that were currently staring at her at the moment. Her eyes shone a bright red, like blood. Eek.

Now... the third interested Gohan greatly. She looked just like those down-to-earth kind of girl that you'd love, with dark hair and eyes. She was grinning, but not with a malicious feeling as her other comrades had. Her hair was done in one simple and messy braid, and she had the typical country girl clothing complete with overalls. Cinnamon freckles dotted across the bridge of her nose. The only thing that was strange were the two dirt lines drawn on each of her cheeks like one would do when attending a soccer match.

The second guy on their team stood a little away from the general norm. His hair was long, almost emo, but was spiked and formed so that it looked as if strong wind was blowing sideways, sweeping his bleached hair. All he wore was a pair of white pants, with a simple white mark on his chest, depicting wind. His eyes were gray…

The last person was another girl. She, like the girl in the overalls, seemed gentler. Her sea blue eyes darted around nervously, emotions changing swiftly, unpredictable as the ocean. Her wavy hair was blue like Bulma's (go figure) and just fell down to her waist. No other weird hairstyles. She had long baggy clothing that cascaded down like a river and complimented her slim figure.

"So you are the enemies, huh?" the leader said brusquely. Blunt much? He continued, "Well, to be polite and to show that I have manners, my name is Lightning. This girl here-" he pointed to the red-haired girl, "is Flame. The dude chillin' right there is Wind, and you got this one, Gaea, and lastly, the nervous one, Sea. Got it? Good."

"Ummm…" Gohan mumbled, "Hi?"

"Hello!" Vegeta Jr. squeaked as well.

So they all just stood there while cold wind blew past.

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"Hey…" Sea began, "aren't we suppose to start fighting or something? That's what Kuriza told us, right?"

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There was another long silence.

"A no… Uhhhh… hello?" No one responded.

Suddenly, Krillin broke the silence by asking a strange question. "Why are you people called the Elementary Forces?"

Wind rolled his eyes. "We're representing the five elements, aren't we? Thunder, fire, earth, air, and water. We're even freaking NAMED after them, as you could see. And we could control 'em just like a boss." He struck a pose, smirking.

"And we're not the Elementary Forces, actually!" Flame chimed in. "We were just going by Element, but noooooo, Kuriza insisted we added the "forces" part, and then some idiot accidentally changed it to elementary. Like, what the heck?"

Clearly, Flame came off as the showy and girly type of girl. Then, she gasped. "OH MY GOD! We haven't done it yet!"

Whatever the it was, it had a strange effect on the team. Sea blushed in embarrassment while Wind slapped his forehead with his palm. But no matter, they all got into a line.

"We are the…" they chanted together, "ELEMENTARY FORCE!" Then each struck an amusing and ridiculous pose enough to rival that of the Ginyu Force.

Jr.'s eyebrow twitched. "I believe we have just found a Ginyu Force replacement," he muttered in undertone. Gohan nodded in agreement.

Finish! What could I say… life got into the way, like getting pretty sick… and midterms… and an overload of projects. ^_^ Yep! But whatever, I'm done with it all. :D Hope you enjoyed the chapter!