Chapter 3: Don't Trend on Walrus
Mr. Krabs wasn't about to let a citizen from Bikini Bottom not pay their fair share of taxes, Spongebob along with Squidward and Patrick were having trouble with one particular citizen a large walrus who didn't like the government nor wanted to pay its taxes.
"How the heck are we going to convince the guy to pay his taxes?" asked Spongebob.
"I saw this on tv one time, that someone got a large check of money from some other guy, only when the guy who got the check signed the paper work he didn't get the money he thought" said Patrick.
"That's perfect Patrick, we'll trick him into believing he won a million dollars, but what he'll be really doing is signing a check to the Bikini Bottom government instead!" said Spongebob.
"Wow, for an imbecile I'd have to say you came up with a great idea, it better work" said Squidward to Patrick.
As the trio created a large check for the walrus, Spongebob rang the doorbell a few times until the walrus answered it.
"You three again?" asked the walrus.
"Congratulations you won a check for a thousand dollars!" said Spongebob who held up the phony large check, "All we need you to do is sign this contract and you'll have free money."
"Sure, sure, I'll sign it" said the walrus.
As the walrus signed the documents he knew were really to get his taxes, he handed over the documents to Spongebob who then gave the walrus the fake large check supposedly worth a thousand dollars.
"Wow, I can't believe that worked Patrick!" laughed Spongebob as they thought they got the walrus's signature.
"Let me see the signature first before we hand it over to Mr. Krabs" said Squidward to which Squidward then read the so-called signature out loud, "Nice Try Losers."
"That's his name?" asked Patrick.
Patrick then gets slapped by Squidward right in the face.
"No you dummy, that means he tricked us!" cried Squidward.
As Squidward continued to scream and yell at Patrick for being the dummy that he was, Plankton couldn't help but to overhear the trio arguing and bickering about the subject.
"Excuse me!" roared Plankton.
"Oh, Plankton, hi, we're tax collectors for Mr. Krabs" said Spongebob.
"Since when did Krabs worked for the Bikini Bottom government?" asked Plankton.
"He got certified just this week" continued Spongebob.
"Interesting" said Plankton, "anything I can do to help out?"
"Well, you could go and help spy on the walrus, he doesn't want to give his fair share of taxes" said Spongebob.
"Wish we all could, I mean that's wrong" said Plankton.
As Plankton headed toward the house, he slipped through the window which was opened just ajar right for someone as small as himself to sneak right through. Plankton continued to search for the walrus, but suddenly a jar ended up hovering right over Plankton sealing him within.
"An intruder, a very small intruder" said the walrus.
"Listen pal, why won't you pay your taxes?" asked Plankton.
"Hmm, you're not from those trio who bothered me about it, so I'll tell you" said the walrus, "you see, I am tired of the bureaucracy that has infected with the Bikini Bottom government and I refuse to even submit by handing out what I owe them in taxes."
"So what would you like if I ran things?" asked Plankton.
"You, how are you going to help me?" asked the walrus.
"Well, I can make sure no one will bother you ever again" said Plankton.
"Done" said the walrus who lifted the jar.
"There's just one thing I need help on and that's acquiring the Krabby Patty secret formula, you can be my bodyguard against Mr. Krabs" said Plankton.
"Who's he?" asked the walrus.
"The owner of the Krusty Krab, oh yea and he was recently licensed by the Bikini Bottom government to harass you to collect your taxes" said Plankton.
"So, this Krabs things he can get my money?" asked the walrus, "Show me where he resides."
Suddenly the walrus came right out with Plankton on his shoulder.
"Plankton, you did it, did he agree that he'd pay his taxes?" asked Spongebob.
"Even better, he's going to boil Mr. Krabs in hot water" laughed Plankton.
"That's what you get for crossing someone like me" said the walrus.
The walrus ended up pushing the trio right out of his way as he began his trek toward the Krusty Krab.
"Quick, we have to take a shortcut to warn Mr. Krabs" said Spongebob.
"Why?" asked Squidward who didn't seem to care.
"That walrus is big mean and scary!" cried Patrick.
"Yea so we have to" continued Spongebob.
"Oh I am going to hate myself in the morning for doing something like this" sighed Squidward who didn't want to save Mr. Krabs at all.
As the trio did their best to catch up with the walrus, Plankton was quite gleeful that the walrus was going to do his dirty work into crushing Mr. Krabs, as for Mr. Krabs he was quite unaware of the impending doom that he was going to face typically enough he was still counting money.