" So what's our next class?"

" Gym."

" Oh. . .Great."

" Yeah, Coach is loads of crack, crazy, shit, fun. . .!" He said with a fake smiled and jazz hands.

I wasn't really worried about the coach though.

=3 days ago=

" HOW am I gonna go to the bathroom?" I said, because I was so flabbergasted at the time.

" I told, you this will be strapped to your real underwear and then when you take a piss it will look like you're pissing thew a real dick in stead of a fake one. See there's a tube in side of here, and there is going to be a covering like bowl were your-"

" I get it!" I put my hand to the fake dick like thing and looked away.

" So what about aiming this thing?" I pointed at it.

" Find out your self."

" And my pads?"

"Built in pading but you must wash them every day because there remove and re-using pads type things there are 5 pads so most likely you can piss 5 times at school when your PMSing or whatever you women do."

" So wait why five time's and were do I put them?"

" Because there in the covering like bowl thing were you piss. They're gonna get wet and you can put them in a, I don't know, paslic bag? Think!"

I looked at my boobs and griped them, " And what about these?"

" You can wrap them, you know cover them with that type of wrap?"

" Yeah yeah what ever!"

B========3

Hate that bitch Gaara, acting like he knows everything. . .!

"Hey Samako watch out." Sasuke said.

" Huh?"

'.*¡BANG!*.'

"Ow! Shit what the flying fuck was that?"

" Two words: The. Door. " He squatted down giving my back pack to me.

I looked up and saw the huge doors to the boys locker room.

" Dude get up, you act like it's the first time you're getting a highfive to your face with a door."

I rolled my eye's, " Yeah I'm a REAL diva." I said in my real tone of voice and flipped my Justin B. Hair out of my face. He chuckled and opened the door, I walked in and so did he.

" If I didn't know better, and if you had long hair and, you would of talked like that, I would take a chance, maybe even talk to you."

" Well I do look like my sister, she's me Just has long hair and she talks like that." Oh I'm trying to hook myself up. Nice Saku you are now Baws.

" Really?" He said pulling his shirt over his head and raising an eyebrow.

" Yeps." I looked around and saw all the bodies of men in front of me. Then Sasuke started stripping his pants off too. ((Even though you have to.)) For some reason my face heating up and boiling in a emotional way.

" Dude, are you okay?" He looked at me with a sharp eye.

" Uh ye-yeah, I-I'm perfectly okay. . .! Um where's my lock-ker?"

" Give me your paper again."

I did.

" Ah, well I should be surprised but I'm not so."

" Where is the damn l-locker?" I was getting annoyed, I'm not used to getting flustered.

"Spunky much? Right here."he tossed the paper back at me and hit the locker next to his.

I picked up my bag, walking to the bathroom stalls in the back of the locker room. As I headed there A group of guys, who apparently tired to kill me with how they looked, walked up out of nowhere around the corner.

"So who are you pretty boy?"

"Um, Haruno Samako." I said as I was tapping my finger on him backpack strap.

"I'm Kiba," The 'leader' said, he looked like a child kissed from the sun." This is Neji, Shikamaru." Both of them looked like they rather sleep or read a book then be here. " Water boy over there is Suigetsu." He wore smile fit for the devil. He looked interesting." And that's Kyuubi, brother of Naruto and next to him is Itachi," He pointed to the two who were talking to each other in a corner kind of. They looked older then the little team in front of me." You should know who he is right?" I was finding this all wasting my time. I whipped my eyes at him, showing him how many fucks I gave.

" Not really, nor do I care. I've got five minutes to get my ass dressed and get the hell out to the track. So move a side puppy dog."

I started to get thew the crowed and go to the stalls. The the punk pulled me back by my hair, my hair has been thew hell and back don't touch the hair. I took his hand and flipped him over, walking over the stalls again.

*10 mins later*

" MYYYYYYYY YOUTHFUL KIDS COACH MIGHT GUY IS HERE TO TEACH YOU THE ART OF YOUTH! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

" What the hell?" I stared at the Coach like he was a idiot.

" Yep. Sad isn't it? This is a 5 star school and they give us the-jumping-off-the-wall coach, I mean really." Sasuke complained unemotionally.

I looked over to the group of Kiba's but, I didn't see Naruto's brother or Itachi over there. Maybe they were just people they wanted to point out? Coach kept rambling and shit. Nobody mind to listened, only until he said 50 laps.

" Hey who's Kyuubi?"

" Hm? Oh my best friend's brother. And my brother's best friend" He cupped his hands over his mouth and yelled across the track." ITACHI!" Itachi, who was running with Kyuubi, stopped and saw Sasuke. He worded 'What?', Sasuke nodded over.

Itachi ran over in a black T and white gym shorts and his hair was in a sloppy bun, his face was tired and he panted as he came over. Kyuubi had red flaming hair up to his shoulders and wiskers on his cheeks. He was totally ripped and so was Itachi. His eye's were a weird redish, green-tigerlily color. He wore a blue T and black gym shorts, he to was also panting.

" Yes Sasuke? What is it?" He said panting after each question mark.

"There's a new guy on school grounds." He pointed with his thumb at me.

" Are you sure it isn't a girl?" Kyuubi butted in putting his hands on his hips, panting.

"I don't know who you're calling a girl." I shot back in my boy-ish voice, gritting my teeth.

" Oh, so it's a pretty boy. Nice." He took a hold of my cheeks and smirked.

" Don't worry I don't bite, but I'm not just in to girls."

" Grow a dick and maybe you might be." I snarled at him.

" Ooooo, I like him." He relesed my cheeks.

" What's your name, pretty boy?" Itachi said with hands on his hips.

" Haruno Samako."

Itachi knew who I was. He smiled a 'finally' smile

" Nice to meet you and welcome to Sun Raising High School."

" Thanks." I smiled back.

" MY YOUTHFUL KITTENS! THE BELL ISSSSSSSSSS GETTTTING RRRRREAAADDDYYY TO RING RIIIIGGGGGHHHTTT NNNNNNNNOOOOWWWWWWW!"-I swear, I think he is crazy- The bell rung and all the genders went to there locker rooms.

&*+4th period+*&

" Now, you must learn the way to make the art! You got it make it a great big BANG! Okay kiddies? Now, take your brush and make me explode!" These teachers here are something else. smiled out at the class and went working at his desk.

I picked up my brush and girl were already over at my side and getting close way too close.

" Look girls, I can't work if you all crowding." I mumbled.

" But we wanna be next to you, don't you want us?" A girl pouted.

"Girls just please give me spac-!"

" What the fuck's your deal, Uchiha?" Kiba yelled.

" Just don't fucking touch me, got that?" Sasuke said coldly.

" Don't act all big and mighty. Naruto not here to baby sit yah. You sorry bitch of a Uchiha." Kiba spat.

" Don't slang my name like it's nothing!"

" I will if I wanna, bitch ass!" And there was a splash and then a thud. I looked over the crowd of women and raced over. Kiba had another bucket of pant and was about to throw it at Sasuke. With that, I ran over and grabbed the bucket, throwing it across the floor.

" Look pretty boy, if you don't move then-" I cut him off.

" Then what? Huh? Give me your best shot, bitch." I got in his face, staring him with fire.

Sasuke was on the floor behind me with a rainbow of paint on him. Water all over the place, he looked helpless. This pissed me off even more I was 3 or 4 inches shorter then Kiba. Oh well.

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