Glimmer: Knock knock.
Iggy: Who's there?
Glimmer: Hula.
Iggy: Hula who?
Glimmer: 'p'* pops p *
Iggy: Hula hoop? Really? That was stupid.
Glimmer: It was not stupid it's Harry Styles' favorite joke!
Iggy: That's what makes it stupid.
Glimmer: "That's what makes you beautiful! You light up my world like nobody el–"
Iggy: Oh. Oh no. Oh God please no.
Glimmer: Hehe.
Fang: Don't forget the disclaimer.
Angel: I don't want you guys to fight over who has to do it again so I'll just do it. Glimmer269 does not own Maximum Ride or any of the characters in it. She does, however, own this plot, so don't take it or she will sue you.
Gimmer: Actually my plot isn't copyrighted but... I still like to sue people!
Fang: Can you start the story now?
Glimmer: Why of course! Glad you asked... * Grins evilly *
NUDGE POV
Oh great. Oh great. Ohhhhhh great. This is bad. Oh so bad. I can't believe how terrible this is! What will Iggy say? What will Fang say? What will Angel and Gazzy say?
My brain was going into full-on panic mode. Can't she just tell them that she doesn't like either of them anyway? She might like Fang but if she likes him and they start dating what will that do to the flock? Will it pull them apart? What if they get into a fight? They are pretty much the two leaders! I don't know how we would survive!
"Max, you can't date him! What if you guys fight? Huh? What would happen then? To be honest, you and Fang are the leaders of the flock! If you guys fight the whole flock will be torn apart! Think of the effects that you and him dating will have on everyone else! Iggy and Fang wouldn't talk, and you and Iggy wouldn't talk either because it would be awkward! If Iggy doesn't talk to you or Fang then Gazzy wont, and that leaves you, me and Angel! And also–"
"Nudge, I understand that! But I like him! A lot!"
"Maybe," I yelled, "Maybe you should think of someone else other than yourself."
"Think of someone else other than myself? I practically raised you after Jeb left! If it weren't for me you would all be dead. And if not, you would be in terrible shape! If it weren't for me sacrificing myself constantly to fit your needs you wouldn't be alive."
Those words stung. I honestly didn't know what to say. She was right, and it made me angry. Why must she always know the right thing to say? Why can't she just mess up sometimes? I was ready to scream when Angel came running over, teddy bear in hand.
"Max! Max! Go upstairs!"
Max knelt down to her hight.
"What's wrong sweetie?"
"Fang and Iggy are fighting!"
FANG POV
Before I knew what was happening, Iggy hit my from behind.
"Dammit Iggy! What's your problem?"
It was more of a one sided fight. He was trying to hit me and I was just blocking it. Don't get me wrong, Iggy is really good at beating people up, but I'm better. All those years of fighting erasers finally payed off I guess.
I heard someone come up the stairs. It was Angel. I made the mistake of looking at her for too long, and Iggy scored a hit right on my cheek.
I cursed under my breath and finally struck him back, getting him in the eye. That aught to put him in his place...
I laughed and let my guard down. Big mistake number two!
He pinned me against the wall and continued to strike me in the face. I kneed him as hard as I could 'where it hurts', and he doubled over.
He whipped his hand up and backhanded me.
"OW!"
In the little time I had before he would try to hit me again, I reached my hand to my lip. It was split and dripping blood everywhere. We had white carpet in this hallway. Shit. Max is going to wonder what–
Speak. Of. The. Frickin. Devil.
"What the hell is going on?"
Glimmer: I am proud of that chapter.
Fang: Haha I got to kick Iggy in the balls!
Iggy: * returns the favor *
Fang: OW!
Angel: Seriously guys?
Glimmer: On a lighter note, I figured out that this think ~ is called a tilde!
Max: I'm pretty sure everybody knew that already.
Glimmer: I could kill you off you know.
Max: Yeah but then no one would read your story.
Fang: No one does anyway! HAHA!
Glimmer: * kicks in the balls *
Fang: Again with the pain!
Dylan: Hi guys!
Iggy: Dafuq did he come from?
Max: You did not just say that.
Nudge: But seriously, at this point in time he hasn't even been created yet!
Glimmer: Can you guys shut up? I need to say something to the people!
Everyone: Okay...
Glimmer: I am really sorry for the short chapter. That's just how I write! I'll try to make them longer!