A/N: Here's Chapter 2 of The Varia and Vongola 10th's One Week Vacation! I'll be focusing on BelXFran, but I'll probably touch on other pairings. Oh, and as you may have noticed, this is a romance fic, but will still center on the funny parts. :D Well, enjoy! :)

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Chapter Two: Vongola Island

Vongola Island was definitely not what the Varia expected. Since it was owned by the Vongola, the most powerful and probably richest mafia family in the world, they expected some kind of paradise, say, a grand five-star hotel shining under the sun with its own crystal clear pool, and not to mention an exclusive Vongola-only theme park. They absolutely and definitely didn't expect an uninhabited island. Xanxus could feel his headache and irritation growing by the second. Either the Ninth was aware of this madness, or his age was just getting to him. Either way, the Varia was dumbfounded. The only people who seemed to not care about anything were the guide and Fran, who was busy chasing a crab (to throw at Levi). Squalo grabbed the guide by the collar and threatened him with his sword.

"Voii! Is this a fucking joke?" He yelled.

"S-Squalo-sama, w-welcome to Vongola Island...!" The guide, a scrawny man in his twenties, put up his hands in defence. He wasn't being paid enough to deal with psychopaths.

"Welcome my fucking ass, trash!"

"Oi, scum. D'ya fucking expect us to spend our one-week vacation here?" Xanxus growled, his hands dangerously close to his guns.

"Mouu~! It's so hot here~! Where's the hotel, young man~?" Lussuria whined, fanning himself in the face.

"Ushishishi~! Do you really expect the prince to rest here?"

"I don't see any hotels..." Levi said, looking at every direction.

"Ah. Gotcha!" Fran said excitedly as he held a crab in his hands.

"P-please, Squalo-sama, Xanxus-sama, Belphegor-sama; this is the Vongola Island that the Ninth has told you about. H-he has a message for you..." The guide said, holding out an envelope.

Xanxus kicked the guide in the guts, releasing him from Squalo's hold. He caught the envelope before it fluttered away. The letter inside had the Ninth's dying will flame. He could feel a major headache coming on.

Welcome to Vongola Island!

This is not the usual vacation that you usually have. I want

you all to spend some time with each other, including the Vongola 10th's

famiglia and the Cavallone boss. Please, Xanxus, try not to kill Tsunayoshi-kun

and his friends. You all deserve some time off as a reward for

defeating Byakuran and saving the future.

Signed,

Vongola Ninth

As if on cue, from somewhere in the middle of the forest of the island, a pathetic scream resonated.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE~! DINO-SAAAN, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT ENZIO~!"

The Varia felt the ground shake as they heard loud, inhuman steps coming their way. In a few seconds, as they expected, Sawada Tsunayoshi, along with his friends, came running out into the clearing...with a fucking Godzilla snapping turtle hot on their heels. No matter how murderous, mature (really?) and experienced the Varia was, it wasn't everyday that they saw a fucking turtle that big. They were, simply put, shocked.

"VOIIIII! Don't you fucking come near us, Sawada!"

"Sawada Tsunayoshi, I will fucking shoot you 'til you're turned to ash if you bring that thing near to us."

"Ushishishi~! It's Godzilla~!"

"Wooow. Now this crab doesn't look amazing anymore." Fran still didn't care about what was happening.

"Boss, be careful!"

"Ohoho~! It's the Vongola 10th~!"

Despite the threats that the Varia was throwing, Tsuna and the others still headed for their direction. Gokudera Hayato, who was praying to the gods, was at Tsuna's right. Yamamoto Takeshi, thinking that this was all a game and the turtle was Dino Cavallone's toy, laughed as he ran at Tsuna's left. Sasagawa Ryohei was yelling "WE WILL EXTREMELY RUN FOR OUR LIIIIVES!" as he carried a crying Lambo. Chrome Dokuro remained quiet as she ran alongside the Sun Guardian. Hibari Kyouya was, unsurprisingly, nowhere to be seen. And of course, Enzio was still hot on their heels, screaming bloody murder (in his own language).

"Oh! Yo, Squalo!" Dino apparently still had time to say hi to his friend despite their predicament.

"Hiiiiee! I-I'm sorry, Xanxus! I-It's not my fau- AH!"

For some odd reason (Romario wasn't around), Dino tripped on his own foot and fell on Tsuna. Gokudera and Yamamoto quickly turned around to check Tsuna. Ryohei started running in place to wait for the others. Chrome, as well.

"Tsuna, are you okay?"

"Oi, Haneuma! Go be a fucking klutz somewhere else! Juudaime, are you alright?"

"Boss, the turtle..."

"That turtle is extremely getting closer!"

"GUPYAAA! Lambo-san doesn't wanna be a pancaaaake!"

Tsuna crawled from underneath Dino and quickly swallowed dying will pills.

"I'll do something about this turtle." He said as his gloves released a massive amount of soft flames, propelling him towards the turtle.

He kicked the turtle on its belly, muttering a quiet sorry as the force of his kick pushed Enzio back. The turtle toppled backwards, balancing on its shell. Tsuna hovered above it, seeing the turtle slowly growing smaller from the heat of the sun. He flew back to his friends and returned to normal.

"Dino-san, I'm sorry about kicking Enzio."

"It's okay, Tsuna! It was for everyone's sake, anyway." Dino grinned, ruffling Tsuna's hair.

"Scum. Why the fuck are you here?" Xanxus growled.

Tsuna turned around and finally managed to acknowledge the Varia's presence (he was too busy screaming and panicking earlier because of Enzio). It was unusual to see the Varia out of their uniforms. They looked like normal people (well, normal scary people, to be exact). They weren't exactly enemies with the Varia, but they weren't friends either. Everyone in the assassination squad knew that their boss still loathes Tsuna because of the ring battle. The Vongola boys just knew that Xanxus was scary (or he just has a major anger management problem). Either way, the two groups remained cautious around each other. Except, of course, for our beloved baseball idiot.

"Haha! Hey, Squalo! What're you guys doing here?" He said, grinning and pushing his hands into his pockets.

"Voi, trash. We're here on a vacation. And you idiots. What're you fucking doing here?"

"Heh! We're here on a vacation, too!" Dino said.

Tsuna was still amazed at how Yamamoto and Dino could converse with the Varia swordsman in such a casual and friendly manner. Gokudera kept on muttering stupid baseball idiot and bucking bronco, and Ryohei was having trouble comprehending the flying kisses that Lussuria was throwing at him. Levi glared at Lambo who was picking his nose with a bored look. Bel started using Fran's frog hat for target practice, the latter throwing crabs at the prince to retaliate. Chrome watched the two with a puzzled look.

"The Ninth gave us a vacation, as some kind of reward for defeating Byakuran, he said." Tsuna said meekly.

"Vooii! Where the fuck do you expect to spend your vacation in this fucking barren island?"

"We already set up camp somewhere. Our guide gave us materials." Yamamoto grinned.

"S-Squalo-sama...h-here. Th-the materials that the Ninth provided..." The guide, who finally managed to recover from Xanxus' kick earlier, placed a big package in front of the Varia and limped towards the plane.

He's really scared of them!, Tsuna thought.

"Scum, don't disturb us. Or I will fucking shoot all of you." Xanxus threatened, before pulling Squalo (by his ponytail) away from the Vongola.

"You damned shitty boss! Don't fucking pull my hair! That fucking hurts, goddamn it!"

"Ushishishi~! C'mon, froggie." Bel said, hooking his arm around Fran's neck and pulling him.

"Fake prince, you're choking me."

"Shishi~! Do I look like I care?"

"Ohoho~! Wait for us, boss~!"

"Boss, please wait!"

Tsuna and the others were left alone on the clearing, still not used to the everyday attitude of the Varia.

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"How the fuck do you set up this thing? Isn't there any fucking manual?"

Squalo, after being threatened by his boss, was trying to set up his own tent after miraculously and coincidentally setting up Xanxus' tent correctly. Each of them had their own tent (Lussuria, Levi, Bel and Fran already had theirs up and running). Xanxus was slouching in a chair as Levi fanned him. As the sun went down and his tent still wasn't set up, Squalo was at his limit.

"VOOOOIIII! THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS GOING DOWN!"

"Long haired-taichou, that's a tent."

"Ushishi~! Squ-squ's so stupid, he can't even set up a simple tent!" Bel chuckled.

"Aah~! Squalo, stop that! You're shredding your tent to pieces~!"

Bel laughed, clutching his stomach as Squalo stomped on the remains of what was once an innocent little tent. Fran was muttering about how stupid their commander was. Lussuria shook his head.

"Now where are you going to sleep, Squ-chan?" Lussuria asked, concern evident in his voice.

"Voii! Fucking toad, I'm taking your tent!"

"Wait, what? No way! Where am I gonna sleeeeep?" Fran whined.

"Sleep in Bel's fucking tent!"

"O-oi! Stupid shark, don't decide on who sleeps in my tent!" Bel's face had the slightest tinge of red.

Squalo didn't even bother answering the two. He made a beeline for Fran's tent and went inside. Lussuria couldn't contain his excitement at the sudden turn of events. He took Bel's face in his hands and squeezed it.

"Oh, Beeeel~~! Squ-chan is so nice, isn't he~?"

"Luss-nee, don't wonder if I'm not breathing anymore by tomorrow." Fran quipped, annoyance evident in his voice, before walking off to the shore (to chase more crabs).

The visible part of Bel's face was blushing furiously. He grimaced.

"Luss, what am I gonna do?"

Lussuria probably went hard from Bel's sudden show of vulnerability, but he just kept it to himself, hoping that no one would notice. Bel was always grinning like a maniac, so seeing Bel all flustered and nervous and vulnerable was priceless.

"Aww~! It's alright, Bel~."

"Che. It's not, Luss. The fucking toad practically loathes the idea of sharing the same tent with me. He even refused to sit beside me back at the plane..." The prince was royally depressed.

"Maa, maa~! Luss-kaasan's here~!" Lussuria patted him on the head.

Bel pouted.

"Since when was it, anyway~?"

"Huh?"

"When did you start liking Franny~?" Lussuria had a motherly smile plastered on his face that made Bel feel alright about telling him.

"W-well...it was...right after Fran joined us..."

"What exactly led you to like him?"

Bel scratched his cheek with one finger. "It was what he did...he never did it again, though, so I don't think any of you saw it. Well, I don't think I was supposed to see it, anyway."

"Oh my~! You saw him in the nude? How naughty, Bel~! Ohoho~!"

"Wh-what? N-no!"

"Ara~?" Lussuria sounded genuinely disappointed.

"It was midnight, then. I woke up, feeling thirsty as fuck, so I went down to the kitchen to get something to drink. As I was walking down the corridor, the door to the balcony was open, and a fucking cold breeze was blowing in. I thought about closing it, so I went closer. It was then that I noticed the shadow of someone sitting on the balcony railing."

"Oh, how romantic~! I'm getting hard~!"

"...the fuck, Luss? Anyway, I know that none of us Varia were that fucking sentimental. Y'know, to just sit on the balcony and stare out onto the horizon, so I knew it was Fran. I wanted to scare the shit outta him, so I sneaked up on him."

"Theeen~?"

"Well, I peeked first, and well..." Bel's blushed harder.

"Go on, Bel~."

"...he wasn't wearing the stupid frog hat."

"...that's it? You like him because he wasn't wearing the hat?"

"Good lord, Luss. No! The prince is not that shallow! Shishi~!"

"Then whyyyy~?" Lussuria whined.

"He was...smiling. That fucking expressionless toad was smiling..."

"M-hmm~."

"And...he looked so...goodJesusIcan'tbelieveI'msayingthis...he looked so beautiful at that moment..."

"Kyaaaa~! Oh, Bel~~!

"Shut up, Luss!"

"Bel, I've decided."

"D-decided? Wh-what?"

"I'll help you with Franny~! You two are so cute!"

"Wh-what?"

"Voii, don't be a puss. Just do whatever the fuck you want!" Bel was surprised that Squalo was listening.

"Oh, Bel~! I will do whatever it takes to get you two together~!"

Bel grimaced.

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"Achoo!"

Fran wiped the snot off his nose and sniffed. He looked around, then back at the general direction of the Varia. He tilted his head one side.

"Are they talking about me?"

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"HIIIIIEE! Gokudera-kun, the fish is on fire!"

At the Vongola campsite, everyone was preparing dinner. Dino was ordered by Gokudera not to touch anything, and Yamamoto just laughed at Gokudera's determination to make a tastier dish. Tsuna knew this wasn't going to end well. And it was starting to head in that direction.

"Please wait, Juudaime. I'm still reading the scientific instructions on how to cook this fish."

"B-but, Gokudera-kun! THE FISH IS BURNING!"

"P-please, wait!"

"Yamamoto, d-do something! HIIIIIEE!"

"Tsuna, watch out!"

Tsuna was suddenly splashed with ice cold water. Of course, it wasn't Yamamoto. It was the blonde boss of the Cavallone family. He laughed nervously as Tsuna just sat in shock, dripping wet.

"My hand slipped...I was going to douse the fish...but...my hand slipped. Hehe." Dino scratched the back of his neck as he laughed nervously.

Gokudera was still busy calculating the perfect fish, and Yamamoto laughed as he handed Tsuna a towel.

"D-Dino-san...please remind me again why Romario-san isn't here..." Tsuna mumbled.

"Well, they also deserve some vacation. Though I wonder why they insisted on coming along. Romario kept on saying something about everyone's safety." Dino shrugged.

Haha...I wonder why, Tsuna thought.

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A/N: Well, how was that? Our sexy Vongola boys made their Godzilla-esque appearance! XD Read and review please! :)