I LIED! I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON! I LIED! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I... I was gonna stop, but, but I couldn't stop myself! I am such a horrible person! I hate lying! Oh god... I sound like Captain America...

Anywho, here's chapter 3.

Chapter 3

The Titans were watching TV while waiting for Robin and Bathound to return. Wolf and Krypto had made themselves comfortable after walking around and checking the exits and perimeters.

"It scares me how vigilant they are." Cyborg said.

"I wonder what they would say if they could speak?" Starfire mused aloud.

"Hey, Raven..."

"Beastboy, if you're about to suggest that I cast a spell that lets us be able to communicate, I'd be quiet." Raven advised.

"Oh, please, friend Raven! I wish to know what they know about friend Robin!" Starfire begged.

"Fine! But if Robin doesn't like it, it's on your heads." Raven snapped.

"Azarath Metrion Zenthos!" she chanted.

A blue light came from the dogs mouths. When it cleared, the teens leaned in to hear them.

"What just happened?" Wolf asked, his voice rough and a continuous growl like tone.

"I think the sorcerous cast a spell." Krypto stated in a calm, deep voice.

"Whoa! It worked!" Beastboy cheered.

"What worked?" Wolf demanded, growling at Beastboy.

"Please, friend Raven cast a spell so we could communicate with one another." Starfire said.

"Oh." Krypto just said.

"That's why Bathound is in charge." Wolf said with a roll of his eyes.

"He's only in charge because it was his master's pup that we got sent to." Krypto argued.

"That pup can beat your master any day!" Wolf retorted.

"I know this! I'm not an idiot! The pup can beat your boy too." Krypto barked.

"Hold on! Time out!" Beastboy exclaimed, stopping both dogs.

"Are you calling Robin a pup?" Cyborg asked.

"Well yeah." Krypto answered.

"What else do you call a young one? Though I refer to him as a cub, but it's basically the same." Wolf added.

"I take it you guys have known Robin for awhile." Cyborg said.

"Of course! We love that rambunctious scamp!" Krypto exclaimed.

"Scamp?" Raven and Wolf both questioned together.

"Shut up! Not my fault you're too young!" Krypto grumbled.

"Got any stories of Robin when he was younger?" Beastboy asked.

"Tons." Wolf answered.

"Wanna hear some?"

With Robin and Bathound...

"So how long are they staying?" Robin asked Batman as he sat down in his chair in his evidence room.

"I'm not sure. We're going off world for awhile. The reason Wolf and Superdog are with you too is because Superboy is accompanying us on this mission." Batman answered.

He smirked when he saw Robin subconsciously rubbing Ace's ear. The boy hasn't changed at all.

"Besides, the dogs missed you. I think you could do some good being with them for a bit." Batman said.

"Yeah, yeah... tell me if something wrong happens." Robin said.

"I'll contact you when we reach our destination." Batman said stoically.

"Love ya too, Dad." Robin chuckled.

Batman let a ghost smile show before signing off. Robin turned to Ace and smiled at him.

"So what do you wanna do?" he asked.

Suddenly, Ace's mouth began to glow blue. When it subsided, Robin looked him over.

"What was that?" Robin asked.

"I don't know, pup." Ace said.

Robin's eyes widened and he fell out of the chair.

"Y-you just talked!" he stammered.

"It must have been your sorcerous." Ace answered in his robust, deep voice.

"The others probably wanted to talk with you guys." Robin muttered, his panic vanishing.

Ace padded over to Robin and cuffed him.

"OW! What was that for?" he whined.

"For running away. Do you know how worried we were..."

And with that, Robin was stuck getting a long boring lecture... from his dog.

Alright, people! My Criminal Minds is on. So, bye-bye! Oh... that guy did NOT just call Reid a pipe cleaner!