I live! Okay! Before you start hunting me down with pitchforks and torches, let me explain why I haven't updated! Okay, so I was working at a fireworks stand for 4th of July for my band, and I don't mean like two hours worth of work. I was working for like ten to twelve hours a day. So you cant be mad at me! Just read this and review.
Robin and Ace came in, Ace pressed against Robin's side protectively.
"What are you doing?" Robin asked when he saw the Titans on the couch listening intently to Wolf and Krypto.
"Telling stories of your early pup hood." Krypto answered.
"Surprised you didn't ask me. I know more stories of his antics than those two." Ace said.
"Ace! They don't need to know those stories!" Robin exclaimed.
"Oh, we wanna hear 'em. So far, we've heard about you pelting Kid Flash with marshmallows, calling Batman an emotionless, soulless creature that loves to torture you, shooting paintball darts at Superman, and getting drunk after a villain threw you into a bar during a mission in Mexico." Beastboy proclaimed.
"Wolf! Why'd you tell them that story?" Robin whined.
"It can't be any worse than the time you bit Joker." Ace pointed out.
"You bit The Joker?!" Cyborg yelled.
"What? I was nine." Robin said.
"Why did you bite him?" Beastboy asked.
"Eh, had me strapped to a wall. Called me adorable. Witty banter, slap to the face, bite to the hand. Then he beat me with a crowbar. Batman came, saved my tail, and took me home. Got patched up and that was the end of it." Robin said with a shrug.
"Still, you bit him." Raven deadpanned.
"I've bitten almost all of the villains. The only one I haven't bitten is Poison Ivy and Catwoman." Robin replied casually.
"Hate Isis." Ace growled.
"Why? 'Cause she flirts with you continuously?" Robin said cheekily.
Ace cuffed him again, but didn't deny anything.
"What else has he done?" Cyborg asked.
"Sleeps on us all the time." Krypto stated.
"He still does that." Wolf pointed out.
"Not my fault you guys are comfy." Robin grumbled.
Before anything else could be said, the alarms blared.
"Intruder in the Tower!" Cyborg reported.
Okay! I know it's short but cut me some slack! There will be another update by the end of this week. I promise!