Hiya, people! My report card just came in and I came at the top of my class, so I am rely happy right now. And since I am so happy, I am going to write an extra long and eventful chapter! Get excited, all of you! Oh, and btw, Lavi ships a lot of people in this story.

-Of Beansprouts, Rabbits and Yuu-chan-

Kanda Yuu was, to say the least, extremely pissed off.

Idiot Rabbit, had been annoying him, as per usual, which he was totally fine with because it gave him an excuse to use said rabbit as target practice for his beloved sword Mugen. Only problem, Lena would not let him do it. She was persistent that Kanda should not draw his sword in front of all the people in the inn because that would apparently scare everyone away and that was the last thing they wanted. Please, as if Kanda gave two fucks about those people.

But still, Lenalee was stubborn. If it had not been for her annoying sis-con of a brother, Kanda would undoubtedly have completely disregarded her and did as he wanted. But such was, unfortunately for him, not the case. He was stuck with Lenalee holding his head in a headlock while cornering Lavi and trying to kick him. Yes, such was life when the three of them had the misfortune to be stuck on a mission together.

"Co-come on, Yuu-chan. I already said sorry, didn't I? Stop trying to kill me!" said Lavi nervously. Between trying not to get hit by Mugen and getting away from Lenalee, Lavi was in a rather tight spot. Kanda felt a small amount of happiness at seeing him squirm but it quickly disappeared when Lenalee gripped his head tighter.

"Ow, ow! Stop it, woman! Are you crazy? You're killing me!" Kanda complained, which only caused Lenalee to smile sweetly at him and kick his shin.

Lavi, that insufferable idiot rabbit, grinned at Kanda's misfortune and even had the audacity to wink at him.

"How does that feel, Yuu-chan? Having your precious friend trying to kill you? Hmm~" Yep, Kanda was so going to kill him.

"Why, you- You call me that once again and I swear I will-" Kanda was cut off by Lenalee gripping him tighter and bringing his face closer to hers. She gave him a sweet and innocent smile that Kanda knew from experience was anything but. Lenalee spoke, her voice laced with almost indistinguishable malice,

"You swear you will what, Kanda?"

Kanda wisely chose to shut up. After all, he did like to have his balls intact. No point in having an early death when he had so much potential to do so many worthwhile things in the future. Namely, killing a certain Idiot Rabbit and a mad scientist with a sister complex.

Kanda was so fed up with all this shit. God must take some serious pleasure in making him suffer.

Kanda was aware that all the other people present in the inn were staring at them like they had each grown second heads. But Kanda couldn't care less about that. They were all stupid extras who did not know how to mind their own business. He did not give a flying fuck about them.

... Except, he did. He did give a fuck and no matter how much he tried, he could not shake of the feeling that someone had fixed them with a piercing gaze. That would not normally bother him so much but for some reason, he felt really irked.

Kanda swept his eyes around the room to find out who this person was. It did not take him too long. As soon as his eyes landed on the culprit, Kanda mentally smacked himself for not noticing earlier. That guy stood out so much that it was practically impossible to miss him.

First of all, his hair was totally white. And he did not mean that in an old-man sort of way. It was a vibrant white, if that was even possible. And for some inexplicable reason, his hair made Kanda really irritated. Next, there was a weird red tattoo running down the left side of his face. Or was that a scar? He was not too sure. And lastly, there was that perfect, angelic smile on his face. It put Lavi's (fake)grin and Lenalee's saint face to shame.

If Kanda had been thinking carefully, he would have found that the boy was actually really cute. And he would also have noticed that he was probably underage. And that his grey eyes had a sort of dangerous glint to them. And that his smile was stretching a bit too much across his face.

But Kanda was too angry at him for no reason at all to take notice of these small details. Kanda did not even know the guy, yet the mere sight of him somehow managed to rile him up. That sort of thing had not happened to him in years. Not since Lavi came to the Black Order for the first time.

[ That had been a really traumatic experience. Both of them later agreed to never speak of it again. ]

Anyways, Kanda was feeling really irritated. And when Kanda felt irritated, he got rid of the source of his irritation. So, he decided to do exactly that.

After squirming for a whole minute and earning some smug looks from Lavi, Kanda finally managed to break free from Lenalee's headlock. He glared daggers at both o them but decided to save the death-threats and insults for the white-haired guy that he was planning to teach a lesson. Did his mother never teach him that it was rude to stare? Oh well, Kanda was going to teach it to him now.

He walked right up to the white-haired boy and glared at him. When he received no response, his irritation only grew.

"Oi, beansprout, haven't you ever heard that it's rude to stare?"

Is this guy for real? He just waltzed up to me and accused me of staring without any reason whatsoever. And he called me a beansprout! A beansprout! That's almost worse than being called Allie-pop! OK, no, it isn't. Wait, I'm getting off track here. He has absolutely no right to call me that!

Whatever interest that Allen had previously held towards conversing with the weird trio was slowly disappearing. Were all of them as rude as the girly-haired dude? If they were, then Allen did not think he would be able to keep Black Allen in check.

"And didn't you ever hear that it's rude to call people names?" Allen responded smoothly, his lips twitching up a bit more at the irked expression on Girly-Hair's face. Huh, maybe it would be fun to talk to them after all.

"Don't try to get smart with me, beansprout. You were definitely staring at us earlier!" said Girly-Hair, gritting his teeth.

"Was I? Well, if you knew that, doesn't that mean that you were staring at me?" Allen asked smugly. He was having way too much fun.

"Why, you bastard-" Girly-Hair started, lifting his hand. Allen instinctively braced himself for impact but in the end, it never came. Instead, Allen opened his to see that the guy was being held in a headlock(once again) by the girl with the pigtails and the short skirt. The Eyepatch-dude was lagging behind, a stupid grin on his face. Allen could tell on first sight that it was totally fake.

"Kanda, you can't just try to hit random people! That's bad manners!" The girl scolded Girly-Hair, now identified to be Kanda. Allen supposed he was probably Japanese. The girl looked to be sort of Chinese herself.

The girl looked at him and apologized, "Oh, I am so sorry about him. He's always like that, so please don't mind him. I am Lenalee, by the way, and this idiot over here is Kanda. And that's our friend Lavi."

Kanda, aka Girly-hair in Allen's mind, mumble something indecipherable into Lenalee's hand but he was ignored by everyone.

Allen smiled politely, because he was such a gentleman.

"It's no problem, Miss Lenalee. My name's Allen. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance." Allen held out a hand for Lenalee to shake, knowing full well that she would have to let go of Kanda to do so. Allen wanted to see whether she would actually do it or not.

Lenalee looked conflicted for a moment but then decided to let go of Kanda in favor of shaking Allen's hand. She gave his hand a firm shake before quickly pulling back, a small blush settled on her face. As soon as Lavi took notice of it, he wolf-whistled, earning a smack to the head from Lenalee.

Allen just smiled. He was used to this sort of thing. He had to deal with Jasdevi and Wisely's smug 'I-know-something-that-you-don't' looks every time Road kissed him out of the blue and he tried to deny that he had feelings for her. Because he didn't.

"Why the fuck are you two interfering? I was just about to teach his guy a lesson!" Kanda complained, sounding whiny even to himself.

"Kanda, language!" scolded Lenalee, while Lavi gave him a cheeky grin.

"Aww, Yuu-chan, what sort of lesson were you going to teach him? I didn't know you were into younger guys, Yuu-chan~" Lavi said in a sing-song voice, clearly just trying to get a rise out of the long-haired man.

His plan worked. Kanda immediately went beet red and growled at him, "That's because I'm fucking not, Idiot Rabbit! Keep your perverted thoughts to yourself!"

Idiot Rabbit and Yuu-chan. Interesting nicknames, Allen observed. He wasn't entirely too worried about Lavi thinking that Kanda had been hitting on him, because people hit on him all the time. It was a normal occurrence. But usually, either Neah or Road were present to beat the shit out of anyone who dared to do it. Also, Allen's attention was now onto something entirely different.

Food was being served. Allen knew that the food served in here were absolutely the best and nothing was going to keep him from eating at least three servings of it. Literally nothing. Not even the weird trio of probably-assassins. Not even Link, if he somehow happened to still be up and kicking.

"Ah, excuse me, I have to go," said Allen, and before they could respond, Allen was already out of sight.

Lavi was convinced that Kanda and Lenalee had a crush on Allen.

Kanda had left them without any explanation and gone up to the white-haired boy, and Lenalee had blushed when they shook hands. They never did those sort of stuff. It was enough to convince Lavi that they were totally crushing on Allen.

Not that Lavi could blame them. Allen really was cute. And a total gentleman. These sort of good boys were probably Lenalee's type. And as for Kanda, opposites attract, don't they?

Lavi's imagination was in full drive. He wondered which one of them would end up with the mysterious white-haired guy they had just met. Lenalee? Kanda? Or maybe he already had a lover? That was also possible, he supposed.

Lavi's thoughts were interrupted when a small figure suddenly bumped into him. Looking carefully, Lavi saw that it was a girl with a petite but voluptuous figure, wearing a black, somewhat skimpy dress. Her hair was layered and it framed her round face which was decorated with a decent amount of makeup. Definitely Lavi's type.

"Strike~"

Lavi supposed his fantasy about shipping Allen with his friends could wait until later. Right now, he had a girl to pursue.

Whew! That was actually rather hard to write but I'm happy with the outcome. Lavi being a fanboy is something that I really like for some reason and as I said before, I ship Allen with practically everyone. Next chap, Allen accidentally ruins the days of Cross and Neah. Wanna know how? Then leave a review and follow and favorite. Until next time ;)