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'So, what're you doing in the holidays, Lily?', asked my friend, Anne.
I thought about the two letters I received just this morning.-
Dear Lilykins,
Sweetie, would it be okay if you could stay in that magic school of yours for the Christmas holidays? Don't get me wrong, honey; Dad and I want you to come but Petunia has a new boyfriend and she's been a bit-er- fussy about you coming back. You see Petunia's convinced that you'll er- flush her boyfriend in the toilet. I know you've stayed in you school for Christmas holiday's before so I was sure you wouldn't mind. The choice is still yours of course.
Enjoy yourself!
Love,
Mom
PS. I'm so excited to meet Pettie's little boyfriend!
Lily,
YOU MISERABLE FREAK! YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE! DON'T COME HERE FOR THE HOLIDAYS TO SCARE AWAY VERNON!
-Petunia
I know, Isn't my sister an absolutely delightful person? Geez, ever heard of 'please'? (That rhymes! Okay, lame.)
'I guess, I'll be staying here', I replied dully.
'Aw, come on! We stayed here last time. It was so much fun! We threw banana cream pie on Pettigrew's butt.' I smiled at the memory but then shook my head and sighed.
'I know, but you all were here. This time I'll be stuck with Sirius.'
'Remus is staying too, you know.'
Now that caught my attention. I of course, have been crushing on him ever since he asked me for a quill in First Year. ('Hey Lily! Can I borrow a quill?')
Best day of my life.
'-In fact, this time you and the Marauders will be the only Gryffindor's staying.', Anne looked at me sympathetically, straightening her skirt.
I groaned.
Two weeks with the Marauders? Chances of my surviving are practically zero.
Geez, what a life I've got; dating an absolute toad, crushing on the toads best friend and being blackmailed by the toad's other equally toad-y best friend. My life's an effing nightmare.
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I entered the Common room after saying the password (Squggley Dwiggley) and sank into my favorite squashy armchair. The holidays start tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to them. Maybe I should er, dispose of James and Sirius and spend time with Remus so that he realizes that he's in love with me and we get married and have kids.
I sighed. A happy, happy family. I closed my eyes. They're only a couple of people in the Common room right now which is a very rare thing. Finally! Some peace and quiet.
Just then I heard the Common room door opening. Three guesses on who came in? Thank god it's not James or Sirius for that matter, it's Remus! I quickly got up, fixed my hair and struck what I hoped to be a sexy pose.
He looked at me, probably thinking I'm insane.
\'Uh, Lily. What're you doing?' Note to self: Sexy Pose? Bad idea.
'Oh, I'm uh- doing Yoga exercises.' Yoga exercises? I need to enhance my excuse making skills.
'Cool. Are you from Tennesee?'
Oh. My. God.
Is he flirting with me? Eeeeeeek! ''Cause I'm the only ten you see?', I asked hopefully.
'Um, no. It's written on your shirt.' I turned beetroot red and looked down at my 'I LOVE TENNESEE' shirt.
'-but it's rather silly of me. I mean, you're British after all.' he continued running his fingers through his silky blondish hair. I decided I should get away from here before I start drooling over his oh-so perfect face.
'I gotta potty. See ya.' I said mentally slapping myself as I hurried into the girls dorm. I am soo embarrassed.
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It was six o'clock the same evening; I was munching on a packet of chocolate cookies that I stole from the house elves a couple of minutes ago when Black came in with Remus and Peter aka his other toad friends. Okay, not Remus. I immediately hid my cookies. For some evil reason Black looked excited.
'LIIILYY! THE SIRIUS HAS ARRIVED!'
Damn it.
'Evaporate, Black.'
'But Liiily! It's Christmas.' He whined. That's when James strutted in like he owned the god damned world.
'Evans!' he said smiling. 'A cookie for my cookie?' he offered.
I rolled my eyes. Cheesy, much? Then out of nowhere came Sirius's idiotic voice.
He was dancing like a demented frog, singing-
'Jingle bells
Evans smells
Peter picks his nose
Moony goes Tap-dancing
And Jamesey kisses crows!'
Remus raised an eyebrow. 'Do I want to know about the crows?'
Sirius opened his mouth to answer when James clamped his hand upon his mouth. 'No, absolutely not.' Said James with a smile almost as winning as Charlie Sheen's.
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I had had enough. 'First of all', I said turning to Sirius, 'I do NOT smell, I have a bath thrice a day,' I turned to James, 'second of all, shut up. And thirdly,' I turned to Remus who as usual, looked adorable. 'Never mind.' I said, completely ignoring Peter as I walked off.
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Author's note-
I'm sooooo sorry I haven't updated for a while. And thank you so much for the reviews, they made me smile. I swear I'll update earlier from now on. I hope you liked this. –insert cheesy grin here-