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Warning: Crack ahead and from here on out. XD
America: Ha! *hero pose* I wanna hamburger! England! Wait, hes not here...France I wanna hamburger!
France: Sorry hamburgers aren't in my food choices.
America: So you have freaking snails but no hamburgers? Dude, your messed up!
France: But snails taste good
America: Ewwwwwwwww! *gags* Your messed up dude. I cant believe that my brother lived with you. Wait...whos my brother again? He carries a bear everywhere and wears glasses like me..
France: Are you sure your not drunk
America: Dude! I can hold my liqueur better then you any day! -hic- Dude...I see stars...
France: Yep your drunk.
America: Hehehe. Whatz gave ya tat idear? *falls out of chair*
France: Oh great he's dead.
America: *jumps up and raises hands in the air* I'm okay!
France: *confuzzeled face* Okay?
America: I know right?
France: ENGLAND AMERICA'S DRUNK
America: WHAT! I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!
France: ENGLAND!
England: *England comes and freaking swacks me upside the head* No, bad America.
France: *smiles*
America: D': I feel so hated, and I have a headache now...aw, THANKS A LOT!
England: *England walks over to me and kisses me and says, "I'll love you forever"*
France: *scream* I may be perverted but even I don't want to see that
America: *smirks* Come on England...lets give France a show. *evil grin and starts making out with England*
France: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away very far away*
America: *even more of an evil smirk* Ah! Oh god, England. Don't touch me there! *runs away with you with England following*
France: *tries to run faster* SOMEBODY HELP ME!
America: *stops really fast causing England to run into him and fall on him* England! Get off me! I wanna hamburger!
China: *China appears out of nowhere and grabs France* Come on France! Lets get out of here, aru. *ninja poof*
France: Yay!
America: No don't leave me here! *crawls away*
England: *pirate senses kick in* Oh no you don't! *drags back by leash thats attached to a collar that he somehow got on me.*
America: oh dear cheese and crackers...GOD PLEASE HELP ME!
*God: Nope...*
America: TT_TT D':
France: *smiles then laughs evilly*
China: *consoles France because of the horror he went through*
America: *you guys hear off in the distance* Oh dear lord! England! Stop! Help someone! RAPE!
Canada: No one help him. He deserves to suffer. *wicked smile*
Both France and China: * evil smile*
America: Aw! Why no one like me? Ah, England! *tries to run away...but fails...*
England: *pirate smirk*
France: Should we save him?
China: No aru.
America: Oh god. Ow! England, that isn't meant to go there! *groans* Oh god! Now my family really knows I'm gay now!
China: Don't worry we already knew since your favorite color was the RAINBOW~!
America: I told you easy bake oven was just a-a phase. I'm as straight as a ramp, if you don't count bible camp...OH GOD ENGLAND! THAT DOESN'T GO THERE EITHER!
France: As amusing as this is, we need to save him.
China: I'm kinda scared on what we'll find though...I mean...did you hear the noises that America was making aru? *shudders*
Canada: I vote on letting England screw him up. *evil grin*
France: Fine.
Canada: *evil grin* Now America wont be as innocent as people think...*shouts so then England can hear him* Thank you England!
England: Your welcome mate!
America: Oh god! E-England! *noises i don't wanna write*
France: I bored. *walks away*
China: No! Come back aru! *runs after France*
Japan: *sad face*
America: *cries*
England: Haha! Victory is mine!
France: Fine I'll come back... *growls*
America: *cries even more* Why does everyone hate me? And why did you have to do that to me Iggy?
England: Because I wanted you to be my mate for life and I had to do that so you knew who you belonged to.
Japan: *was secretly taking pics...* This is so going on YouTube... *runs off to Hungary*
America: France? Can I have a hug?...And a cheeseburger?...With a side of jumbo fries...with a mega ice cream...with a giant box of curly fires...with a diet Pepsi?
Everyone: *confused looks*
America: What? I gotta keep my weight down somehow and a diet soda is how to do that. :)
France: *hug America* I can't give you all that but I'll give you snails.
America: *hugs back* No, no. I'm okay, for now. *turns around to see England with a Russia worthy grin* Ah! *runs away like a little girl* I JUST WANTED A CHEESEBURGER! NOT ASS ACHE!
France: You know I kind of feel bad for America but it was kind of funny to see him run away like a little girl. *snickers*
America: *off in distance* I heard that!
England: *runs after him*
America: *runs faster*
China: Yes! They're finally gone aru!
France: HA HA HA HA! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT AMERICA!
America: I say- *England glomps him* I say HELP ME!
China: *laughs*
Canada: *evil glint in his eye that would freak even Russia out.*
China: *still laughing*
Japan: *still taking pictures*
France: *evil laugh that would creep Russia out*
TBC.
(A/N) Yeah, expect the next few chapters really quick. Like, right after this author note is done quick. :P So yes, enjoy the randomness. XD