Disclaimer: Don't own Hetalia or anything mentioned. I only own Antarctica and thats it. :P

Antarctica: What is so bloody funny?

France: Guess who raped America

Antarctica: *thinks about it for a few minutes then gives a disgusted look* Ew! Big bro raped America? Gross. Bleh.

Prussia: *hugs from behind* Hey birdie~

Antarctica: *mouths* Help me! *blushes*

Russia: *appears* BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA, DA!

France: No Russia go away and bother some else.

Antarctica: *mouths* Help me!

France: Fine. *tries to pry Prussia off*

Prussia: Nu! Mah birdie! *holds on tighter*

Antarctica: *mouths* Hes drunk...I'll just stay here then. *sigh*

Russia: NYET! I WILL NOT GO AWAY! YOU BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA OR ELSE! *pulls out pipe*

France: Russia I said no and that means no.

Russia: Kolkolkolkolkol~~~~~

Prussia: Hoe shit! Russias pissed! *hides behind Antarctica*

Antarctica: *sigh and gives Russia a sunflower*

Russia: Ooooo~ *totally distracted*

France: *mouths* Thank you. *pulls Prussia off*

Antarctica: *mouths* Your welcome...and thanks.

Prussia: NUUUU! MAH BIRDAH! *flails*

Antarctica: *hides behind Russia*

*distant noises from England and America (who are forgotten)*

Everyone: O.o

France: Oh great America is being raped again...

Antarctica: God! My big bro is a perv when hes in his pirate mode...crap...I have a pirate mode too...I mean I am related to him. -_-' I'm screwed *snicker* and so is America. (ha! so puny!)

France: *slowly backs away*

Prussia: *glomps Antarctica* But ya mah pirate! Isn't tah right birdah?

Antarctica: *rolls eyes*

France: I bored I'm leaving

china: Are we that boring? *puppy eyes*

Antarctica: *could care less as long as Prussia is with him*

Russia: *hugging the sunflower*

Prussia: *snuggling Antarctica*

Canada: And yet I'm here but no one seems to notice so now I can plot my revenge without anyone knowing. *innocent smile*

France: What did you say Canada?

Canada: Nothing~ *mutters* Just planning world domination...*evil smile*

France: *slowly backs away*

Canada: Oh come on Papa France. Come give me a hug~ *holds a dagger behind his back*

France: Wait why am I here I was bored and still am. *walks away*

*random chibi!Prussia appears* Aw~ But Francey. I wanna hear a story. Oo! Can we play a game?

France: *stunned by randomness*

chibi!Prussia: *awesomely cute smile* Can we? Huh? Huh! HUH?

Canada: *pokes Frances face with the dagger* I think hes dead...

France: AHHHH! Canada get that thing away from me!

Canada: *raises hands* Fine. Have it your way. Just checking if you where dead or not. But I think we should play a game.

chibi!Prussia: Yay! *high fives Canada*

France: What game?

everyone: TRUTH OR DARE!

France: *facepalm*

(A/N) Yeah, this one was short, but the next one will be longer. Lots of longness. :) Oh, and for futureness, Prussia is no longer paired up with Antarctica. No one is. ^^; I cant find anyone that would tolerate this version of him...But um...Thanks for reading this randomness!

P.S. I would've had this chapter out last night, but my computer was being a buttmunch and wouldnt work so...you get it today. XD